I remember us going to some field in the middle of nowhere and spending an entire day up a tree freezing our collective nuts and tits off (it was February). We got hoiked up into the branches and had our instruments precariously balanced around us. It actually doesn’t look that high up in the video but I swear, it was pretty dizzying and we nearly toppled off on several occasions.
Sometime around teatime we got a break to get the feeling back in our limbs before they sent us back up again. Steve, however, was past the point of tolerance and went sprinting off like a rabbit from a trap muttering something about how there was no way they were getting him up that bloody tree again.
LADYKILLERS
MIKI SAYS : "We filmed the Ladykillers video in America. Again, sorry for not being able to remember any of the director’s names. I’m truly awful with names and you get to meet these people for a couple of days and then never again. Nice bloke, really nice crew and team. It was quite a big deal – loads of extras, sets etc, shooting in LA. Loads of wannabe types jostling for space. And in LA – you can just imagine, right? Still, I thought the director did a grand job. I know it’s flashy and a lot of people thought we’d sold out, but it was dark and glamorous and had some balls to it and I honestly thought he did a great job of capturing some of the malice in the song!"
SINGLE GIRL
MIKI SAYS : "Single Girl was fun because we got to have our mates in the video so we were hanging out with friends all day. Mind you, I reckon each and every one of them probably felt like they never EVER wanted to hear Single Girl again – EVER. I think the people playing the bride and groom were both in 4 Weddings and a Funeral which was a big thing at the time."
FOR LOVE
Miki: " Do you know, to this day I don't know what the hell went on at this
video shoot?! Our then manager Howard Gough told us he had met the bloke
who directed the U2 video for The Fly, and he was really keen to do the
video for For Love. I have a strong suspicion that there was some loud
cocaine-induced bullshitting going on here because the bloke had nothing
whatever to do with U2 (who we didn't even like anyway) and whose name I
can't even remember. John?
This, however, only reflects badly on us because we were clearly duped
by a pro who probably walked off with a hefty sum of cash for putting
together this mess.
I seem to remember that throughout the shoot he kept disappearing off,
would return acting more and more bizarrely and finally, at some point
in the afternoon, vanished altogether. One theory was that he was nosing
up with increasing frequency throughout the day until he finally ran out
of coke and had to find a dealer.
Lush 500 (Shake Baby Shake ) UK version
It’s a song about a car – specifically the Fiat 500, which Emma coveted at the time, so much so she wrote a song about it!
The idea of the video was to spoof car ads from the time – I’m afraid I can’t remember which cars they advertised but one had a priest in it in Italy driving around Rome or something, another one had a bloke who had lost everything at the casino but still had his car, another one had a woman walking down the street having left her fiancee – chucking away the ring and all that – but she still has her car so that’s ok (possibly from the same series of ads as the casino guy). Can’t for the life of me remember what ad Emma in the vintage vehicle referred to – answers on a postcard if you can come up with it!
The much-loved and beautifully looked-after vintage Fiat was supplied by its owner, a great big muscle-bound guy with a ponytail who looked a bit like Styeven Seagal. I remember being really surprised that a macho muscle-man like that would own and love such a dinky little quirky car!
Despite having passed my driving test sometime during the recording of Lovelife, I’d never actually driven again since so consequently I was a total novice behind the wheel. The whole video was filmed at a racetrack (so we wouldn’t have to worry about traffic) but even so I could only manage driving around in 1st gear. At one point the director wanted me to reverse up a hill. The car immediately careered off the road and into a trench. Poor Steven Seagal nearly had a heart attack.
Meanwhile Chris got into a downer about having to play a priest and felt a total pillock. I think there was also an element of ‘How come Phil gets to play the suave, James Bond-type (again!) and I have to be a fecking PRIEST?!’ Meanwhile, I had to grin like a maniac in every shot and was smiling so hard the muscles in my face started to spasm.
AT THIS POINT can I just say that each of these videos was a lot of fun to make and all the people involved were really, really nice so any moany tone is merely down to that fact that when I see myself on screen, nine times out of ten I just want to scream and cringe, I look so bloody stupid and contrived. There’s an art to looking good and convincing on celluloid, and I don’t have it!
HYPOCRITE
MIKI : "Hypocrite was great fun. Again, we had actors and a set and it all seemed really over the top! Funnily enough, I remember the actors had a bus to eat and chill out on and – it was like the opposite of that scene in Extras – we went on there to try and be friendly and say hi and were told that we weren’t allowed on that bus as it was specifically for the actors and equity members. FINE!
Me and Phil had a go on the Waltzer and we both nearly threw up because the bloke kept it going for about 15 minutes – backwards, forwards, backwards again, on and on until we both had our hands over our mouths. But a whole day at the funfair and never having to queue. Well, who would want more? And I like this one a lot because Chris is genuinely having an absolute ball and it’s so nice to look at film of him so happy!"
Dreadful Davina McCall interviews the band
With the middling chart success of Single Girl and Ladykillers, we found ourselves appearing on the kind of TV shows we’d never before been invited onto. Emma mentioned the All Rise for Julian Clary debacle, and I think we did a Richard & Judy also. There was an absolutely horrendous show called Pyjama Party which we had to endure, the premise being a girlie sleepover with gossip and beauty tips in babydoll nighties – like, basically, my worst f*cking nightmare. We had to have face packs put on us by a pair of transvestites. Originally they wanted us to try out tantric sex exercises, but we decided that whoredom was one thing – rape and buggery another. However, Katie Puckrick, the presenter of that desperate programme, was actually a very likable and friendly woman who came into the dressing room for a chat and was very charming and welcoming. Our appearance on Dear Davina was just as reluctant, but just to add to the misery we also got to experience the famous Davina charm which basically doesn’t exist until the camera gets switched on. No interaction, no hello, no nothing. And then ACTION and you get the chummy, cosy façade. Frankly, I can’t bear the woman. Her entire interview technique is geared toward making herself look good and she clearly doesn’t give the slightest shit what your answer will be. No wonder she got so famous!
500(Shake Baby Shake (U.S.Version)
MIKI :"Yes, this one was quite late on. Maybe the last video we shot? By then we were a bit blasé about it all. Yeah, yeah – off to the desert for a shoot. Extras, film sets, whatever. I think I became a lot more comfortable with being filmed by then, but maybe that’s not such a good thing. Sorry to sound so perverse! I think it was a fun shoot, I have only good memories, I think! But there’s something about the awkwardness of the early videos I suddenly find myself rather liking now, even though at the time I wished so much we could look more confident on camera! Now when I see us looking confident I just think ho-hum, another band groomed to perfection and giving it some. Sorry, no – I am being perverse. It’s a good video - I’ just can’t be objective about any of it!!!
Miki & Chris 1992 US Interview Part 1
Miki & Chris 1992 US Interview Part 2
We did so many interviews around this time that I can’t remember anything about individual ones. By the way, that’s not meant to sound as blasé as it comes across! When I say we did loads of interviews, I don’t mean that Rolling Stone were beating down the door. More like we did every college radio station, every fanzine, every ‘my friend really loves your music can you just answer a couple of questions for me?’ request.
Despite so much experience of interviews, however, it’s interesting to note how consistently awkward we were when being filmed. I’m grimacing so much I look like I’ve got some kind of nervous disorder. And I seem to be picking at my clothes and hair incessantly. Perhaps all that touring gave me scabies.
Mind you, I’ve not seen this before and it’s getting me a bit teary seeing Chris so happy and sweet. I’m suddenly reminded of how much fun we had!
Actually, that bit where the woman interviewing us goes ‘you have a lovely voice’ and Chris goes ‘thanks’ has just made me laugh out loud. Which is a bit embarrassing as I’m at work.
What was so brilliant about Chris was that he just didn’t take himself too seriously and he also had genuine charm and good manners! There’s so many bits in that interview where I can see myself about to try and take a question seriously and answer it in a way that would have been REALLY BORING and Chris manages to turn it into something funny but interesting too and without resorting to being petulant or snide, and therefore making the interviewer feel like they’ve asked a stupid question.
Ok, so the digs at our Teutonic cousins??... We did a European press tour and Chris and I got to do all the interviews in Germany. Lush were never popular in Germany, I’m afraid – whenever we toured there they seemed much more into big metal bands and political anthems. Our experience of being interviewed consisted entirely of earnest, bald men either telling us that they didn’t really like our record but no-one else at the magazine wanted to interview us, or accusations that our music was irrelevant because our lyrics didn’t tackle the aftermath of the collapse of communism, the dismantling of the Berlin Wall and the latest developments in the Maastricht Treaty. And no amount of Chris being self-effacing, funny or polite would elicit a friendy response. So that’s just us in the interview rather childishly getting our own back and doing rubbish German accents. At least we didn’t start goose-stepping around the room, eh?
NOTHING NATURAL
MIKI:"Nothing Natural video was an effing nightmare. Cannot for the life of me remember who made it but the guy some ludicrous idea of what he wanted us to look/act like in the video and it was nothing to do with how we are. I had to wear some ridiculous Barbarella-type sex-space outfit and had so much eye make-up on that my contact lenses were stinging my eyes. I seem to remember that the director wanted Chris to wear some translucent shirt with Michaelangelo cherubs on it that was so GAY. In the end, the boys were there as background. Thing is, to be fair, we had no ideas of our own at all, and back in the 90s the solution was to offer directors a shitload of money to come up with something fabulous that MTV would play. No wonder they just took the money and ran. Still, apparently Kurt Cobain saw the video and decided he liked Lush. So there’s a brush with a legend, if nowt else. And I may look like a rabbit mannequin caught in a headlight, but Emma really does look fantastic!"
Deluxe Version 2
I’m guessing we must have filmed this after we got licensed to Warner Brothers in the US, for the Gala release (Scar, Mad Love and Sweetness and Light were not available there as individual releases – only on import). So we made a new video for De-Luxe.
I’m struggling to remember the details, but I think we were a bit reluctant about making it. We felt like we’d already made a video for the song, why did we have to make another one? Well, I guess it’s pretty obvious... Warners wanted something more MTV-friendly so basically you get about 80 per cent of the video featuring me, then about 18 per cent Emma and about 1 per cent each for the boys! I think it’s called TARGETED MARKETING.
That said, it was kind of fun to make. We were introverted and indie and so not into playing up to the camera that they had to employ every trick in the video-maker’s handbook to make it look interesting. Thus: flames, underwater swishing, strobes, projections, spinning platforms, cross fades, multi-imaging... THE LOT!!!
Miki In Cannibals Documentary 2000
Miki : "Nothing Takes the Place of You (their version) really is quite something and I love it very very much. Funny – me and Phil once did an evening interview with Gary Crowley – we had to take in some favourite singles and talk about them and have them played on the radio. Anyway, I had the Cannibals record (it was very scratchy and staticky and sounded like some ancient relic on the radio) but I did my spiel about how there have been so many line-ups of the Cannibals that you are only six degrees of separation away from a former member, and at that moment the studio engineer piped up and said he had once been a member of the Cannibals, which rather neatly illustrated my point!"
"Light From A Dead Star"
Miki : "
Ok, this is a real muso answer. No funny stories just music and lyrics
(yawn).I used to go out with this bloke John Rowland (he was in a band called
The Vibes, then for years played in Thee Headcoats, Billy Childish's
band. He also did a gig with Lush once when I couldn't make it because I
had a Bugs gig, but that's another story! He lives in Sicily now and is
still a very good friend).Anyway, anyway - Johnny was an absolutely brilliant guitarist who was
forever fiddling about with chords and tunes and he showed me this chord
once mimicking the opening bars of the theme tune to The Fall and Rise
of Reginald Perrin. (I'm serious!) I thought it was a gorgeous, spooky
chord but it was so weird and so hard to play for a shit guitarist like
me that I could only use it by building an entire song around it, so
that I wouldn't have to move my hand away from the chord.
Thanks Johnny!
The lyrics, well... I dunno. I don't really want to launch into a fresh
onslaught at my parents about my crappy childhood - it happened, it was
unfortunate, but life can be shit so the best you can do is survive it.
And in that song, I survived it.