MightyBBWAphrodite
The
Woman. . . The Legend. . . The Incredibly Flatulent Talented
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Name: Laurie Beth Born:
November 24 -
Marital
Status: Long Term Relationship Childless
by Choice Adoptions:
3.5 Cats – Spike, Bruno, Dante and Phoebe Occupation: Faculty and Doctoral Student Support Senior Secretary Current
Residence:
Named after a crappy beer – any beer you have to season
with salt
and fruit is just, well … crappy beer Height: 5’
6” Hair: Red
and naturally curly Skin
Tone: Pale White (I don’t do sun!) Weight: Like hell I am going to tell you. I’m a BBW Run along, nothing to see here!
If you don’t like fat women, then you are not welcome, flip your browser back to your creepy porn or
something else
Accent: Australian one minute, American the next It all depends on who I am talking to or how drunk I am Places of
previous residence: - - - -
Pennsylvania, Harrisburg AKA Darwin’s Waiting
Room: Fish with three eyes, dogs
that walk backwards
shaking their heads – Proof that
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I’m not eccentric, I am just more alive than most people
When the hair gets a good ironing |
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Things I Collect: Gargoyles Handbags Dust Bats Merry Though Bears Ex-Boyfriends Cook Books Allergies (it’s my
hobby!) Cobalt Blue Glass Stuff Dichroic Glass
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Things that keep me amused: (In no particular order) Singing Animals Cooking Dining Out Travel Wine Tasting Comedic Movies Comedy in General Retail Therapy Renaissance Faires County Fairs Artsy Fartsy Crafts
and Stuff Night Walks on the Beach Family and Friends My Amazing Boyfriend Palmistry Polydactyl Felines (of which I have 2) Comfy Shoes (my dyke
collection of Birks and Crocs)
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On the yacht in
When life deals you lemons, make lemonade When life deals you tomatoes, make bloody Mary’s
If I wanted to hear the pitter-pat of little feet I would put
shoes on my cats |
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If you think my boobs are nice, you should see my balls! |
What makes
me Fun, Fabulous, utterly Amazing: - Morning
person - Glass is
half full view on life - Believe
in Karma - Offbeat
Sense of Humor - Think
outside the box - Run with
scissors - Read
palms and be ooky-spooky - I have
musical theater Tourettes syndrome - Left
handed but so some stuff like a righty - Classically
trained singer - I prefer to just be a dork
and karaoke - I’m a
sucker for puppies, kitties, and birdies - Vegemite
is one of the food groups – along with garlic, bacon,
cheese, and ice cream
What makes
me Horrid, wicked, mean and nasty: - I do not
like the following: - Facial
Hair – on men it gives me the
creeps - Cigarettes/Smoking
– I love the color black but I like my lungs
to be a healthy light shade of
red. - Being in
the sun and the people who can’t
accept the fact that red heads do not tan - Cruel
People - Animal
Haters - Closed
Minds - Religious
Zealots - Egg Nog - Children
– I am just not a “kid” kind of person, they
are fine in small doses. I am just not a breeding type of woman - Low
Bullshit Tolerance
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Introducing
my darling Fur Babies: Spike:
My Oldest –
The first kitty Bruno: My first Polydactyl Cat - Second oldest kitty Dante: My second
Polydactyl Cat - The baby (aka cat of little brains) Phoebe: My boyfriend’s cat (aka The Terror of
Fontucky) Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. |
FX and MIghty In love for over Nine Years. . .
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