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"If you're under 35 you'll already know that facebore is short for "Facebook bore," even if you've never heard anyone say facebore before, which you haven't, because I've just made it up."
- Kim Janssen; SouthTown Star
"Anyone who says nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door"
- Unknown
Pablo "The Badger" Picasso - me n Chris
I Think Science is wrong there - Dillon
Shutup before i kill you -Carlos
Can God Microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself, cannot eat it. - The Simpsons
We Need More Flash items, that can induce seizures - Me
Elmo signed up for the wrong fundraiser - The Simpsons
"You know, if more people took the bus maybe you'd be able to see the sky in this town. Pollution is a testament to our evolution. We made it people! Now let's rock n roll."
- GTA: San Andreas, K-DST: Tommy "The Nightmare" Smith
All these heavy death metal bands have these dark names like Rigor Mortis, or Mortius, or Moruary, our band just went with Injured, then Ocapala as we were walking out of the Pawn Shop
- Comedy Central Comedian
Warcraft 708,We don't know what the hell happened to Warcraft
4-707 - Me n Rich
Dude, this school was so much better before they got rid of skirts and blocked all of the games.
- B. Leonard
"Obesity is just another stage in our evolution. Why do you think all the powerful countries are fatasses?"
- Me
Should we even talk to Zim on the count he's not really an Invader, And we hate him
- The Tallest From Invader Zim
God I hate, I hate it! I hate it more than I hate spoo's site!
- Me
Carlos: We're The olny white people in this theatre.
Me: I know, just blend in.
I AM the INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
- Brian Chic
I wanna be a mongooose - GIR from Invader Zim
Check and Mate, now king me ... Dad, were playing battleship - The Simpsons
My presi.. I mean opponent is very wrong here. - President Bush at 1st 2004 Debate.
Cuz you know... the Firestation in Peru, IL is the coolest place to hang around...
- Carlos
Yah, but to be completely honest... my girlfriend probably could count the amount of guys shes slept with on one hand.... If she was holding a calculator.
- Comedy Central Presents Comedian
And then... And Then... And then-I capped his ass - Kennedy
Bigger Than Wimbeldon, The World Cup, and World War 2 Put Togther, It's Dodgeball! - Dodgeball
I Once had an Ant Farm. It didn't grow shit.
- Mitch Hedberg
O, I didn't walk, I drove - Almighty Homestar Runner
Stick n Stones will brake my bones, but 50 foot drop will kill you.
- Fresh Prince
So i asked myself WWJD? What Would Jesus Do? So i set him on fire and sent him to hell.
- Daniel Tosh
Ok jackass here's why Brem is better than your school
-Providence: Colleges Want You, Chicks Don't
-Bremen: Chicks Want You, Colleges Don't
- Me n Rich
..And they don't drink Pepsi, they just sell Coke...
- Gangsta Music: Young Jeezy
So just 3 weeks after 9/11, George Bush would of done what any of us would of done, he took a 3 month vacation.
- Farenheit 9/11
He's like man you got alot of nerve, and I'm like, you got alot of 'cranium accesories', Heh, This is a smart crowd i like this crowd, when I'm playing dumb crowds, i gotta say "You got alot of Shit on your Head".
- Comedian Central Presents Comedian: R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
Brake yourself fool!
O Shit, it's Wayne Brady!
- Wayne Brady Skit
Did he just call us all gringos?
- Me
100 Million Dollars Indians? Do You know how many wars we can fight with 100 million dollars? A Third of One! You don't need that money, we do!
- Stephen Colbert: Colbert Report
Why is it that they sell cigarettes in a gas station when it is illegal to smoke at a gas station,
Why is it that you need to show your driver's liscense when buying alcohol, when its illegal to drink and drive,
And why is that when a man talks dirty to woman it's sexual harrasement, but when a woman talks dirty to a man it's 3.25 an hour.
A ... Rebuttle?
Because where else would they sell them.
Because where you need to show a form of identification.
Because if she charged 3.00, she'd be called a whore.
- Hardricks statement, followed by Hettinger's rebuttle
Instant Messenger Quotes
Just A Note : : : I am ZMBK22
[20:46] ZMBK 22: maybe other things, but god can't see everything
[20:47] ZMBK 22: hes not santa claus
[20:47] Friend: santa is a dirty pagan
[22:32] ZMBK 22: Youre a n00b Poacher?
[22:32] Operati0nIV20: naw
[22:32] Operati0nIV20: i just play one on TV
[21:36] Friend: but i see u with my laser
[21:36] Friend: MUAHAHAA
[21:36] Friend: ROFL
[21:36] ZMBK 22: lol
[21:37] ZMBK 22: "You see that red light outside ur window, thats me with a snipe rifle aimed at ur head"
[21:37] ZMBK 22: greatest.threat.ever
[23:41] ZMBK 22: i dont care
[23:41] ZMBK 22: it made sense
[23:41] ZMBK 22: thats the part i care about
[23:41] Friend: lol
[23:41] Friend: yes for once, u made sense
[16:00] BrewersPitcher32: whatever
[16:00] BrewersPitcher32: i still own you in espanol
[16:00] ZMBK 22: i own you in life
[16:00] ZMBK 22: tho
[22:44] ZMBK 22: im being forced to remove the quote
[22:44] ZMBK 22: give me a better one
[22:44] ZMBK 22: NOW
[22:46] BrewersPitcher32: hahahaha
[22:46] BrewersPitcher32: uhhh
[22:46] ZMBK 22: i was kidding artard
[22:46] ZMBK 22: im just gonna put some stupid shit in there
[22:39] SPINWP: yo tengo un pistol y que yo ira martar todos
[22:40] SPINWP: im pretty sure
[22:40] SPINWP: everyone is gonna run
[22:40] SPINWP: lol
[22:40] ZMBK 22: i have a gun and im gonna kill you all?
[22:40] ZMBK 22: lol
[22:40] SPINWP: i have a pistol and im going to kill all
[22:40] SPINWP: not just u all
[22:40] SPINWP: all together
[22:40] ZMBK 22: lol
[22:41] ZMBK 22: we;ve thought of bad ones, but they take preparation
[22:41] ZMBK 22: like, voy a cortar tus perros garganta
[22:41] SPINWP: these come ez for me
[22:41] ZMBK 22: Im gonna cut your dogs throat
[22:41] ZMBK 22: lol
[22:42] SPINWP: wow
Yah, we're all kinda n00bs online.
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