And The Stars Won't Mind


Chapter 1. Along The Highway.

Good Day

 

Birdsong melded

with forest fragrance,

 

butterflies danced

the exuberance of life

 

while I sipped

Chateau Le Touron,

Monbazillac.

 

I basked

in the warm glow

of good fortune

 

as a gentle breeze

blew wispy cloud

across a pale-blue sky

 

and then she appeared

with her soft,

Mediterranean eyes

 

and the je ne sais quoi

of her Gallic mystique

 

and reality froze

as she sang

with her angel’s voice,

“Bonjour, Monsieur.”

 

My mind flashed

across 50 years

to a thousand falters…

 

that had brought me

to this moment,

in this paradise,

on this Earth.

 

Naturellement, I replied,

“Oui, Mademoiselle:

a very good day.”

 

Featured on UKA

 

Published in Reach 102

ISSN: 1461-1112

 

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It’s Great

 

Beautiful baby:

precious moment in time.

 

“Be careful holding her

with your big hands!

She’s lucky to have

her Mum’s nose and eyes.”

 

It’s great being a Dad.

 

Beautiful child:

the gift of a snotty nose.

 

“She’s scribbled

in your books again!

It’s OK now, Bab:

he’ll get some new ones.”

 

It’s great being a Dad.

 

Beautiful girl:

boundless energy of youth.

“Can you drop me

at my friend’s house?

 

Finish your tea first;

I’ll need picking up at nine.”

 

It’s great being a Dad.

 

Beautiful lady:

evocation of womanhood.

 

“I’m expecting

a baby in April.

I’ve had a scan;

would you like to see the picture?”

 

It’s great being a Granddad.

 

Published in Reach 101

ISSN: 1461-1112

 

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I Saw My Old Mate Again

 

I couldn't see him…

 

then the cloud shifted

and there he was:

 

glittering in the night sky,

hovering over the greenhouse

with his tail pointing to The Lickeys.

 

I remembered that time…

 

a small boy

with a tall father,

seeking from a different garden.

 

I wondered when my kind

had first met him.

 

Did they gaze at the night sky,

see him,

introduce themselves

as Homo Sapien:

the upright ape-man?

 

They must have understood his shape

and named him, 'The Plough.'

 

They could not have known

he was part of Ursa Major…

 

or perhaps they did.

 

I wondered

how many generations

had died

to permit me

to speak to him last night.

 

In an upwardly mobile world,

it's good to know

that some things never change.

 

I've shown my

children where he is;

 

I hope they'll take a moment

to gaze at the night sky,

say hello to him

and remember me.

 

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I Miss Your Smile

 

It’s been thirty years:

different times then.

 

Same man, I think;

couple of stone,

slight stoop,

less hair,

greying,

quieter;

funny eye,

gammy leg.

Not much wiser

 

I remember that time:

that night in ‘The Locarno’.

‘Twenty-one-today’ and all that.

 

You guys not in my life anymore.

 

What happened to you, Big Tony?

The best scrapper down our street.

You saved my ass a few times:

glad you were on my side

 

And Jenny, my first love;

you broke my heart.

No problem these days:

I’ve long since moved on.

I hope life’s been good to you;

it turned out pretty well for me.

 

What are you doing now, Bob?

You had me in stitches, man!

Did you ever get to India?

In that Mini Clubman?

Sorry I couldn’t go:

regretted that.

 

And Maggie:

our Maggie May.

So tragic in the end.

I never realised the truth:

almost brought me to my knees.

You must be a special angel, I think.

I still picture you: you were beautiful.

 

And Satinder Singh Sehmi (Satchmo).

Always worried about your turban:

hated people staring at it;

blokes glaring at you.

Just ignore them:

bollocks to them.

No one will bother you,

not with all us around you,

not with Big Tony on your side.

 

Did you make it as a model, Debs?

“Call me, Brown Sugar,” you said.

You were certainly that, kiddo.

How famous did you get?

Was it you in that song?

I miss you so much.

 

Bloody great night, that one:

never been so drunk in my life.

 

You must have sunk ten pints, Tony!

You were a smashing dancer, Sue Brown.

Hey Satchmo! You said you couldn’t drink.

John, you actually pulled my trousers down.

Bob and Maggie smooching the night away.

Christopher Boyd carrying me back home.

Jonesy waffling about joining the army.

 

Then those two policemen appearing.

 

Me shouting, “Stuff the coppers!”

Billy Daly clamping my mouth.

Bob slurring, “Solly Ozifers.”

“Get him home,” they said.

Big Tony sitting on me.

Policemen laughing:

really good sports.

 

Satchmo singing

(bloody awful).

 

Jenny laughing

(girly giggles).

 

Debs singing

(wonderful).

 

Jenny crying

(crazy girl).

 

Me singing

(aaarrgh).

 

Me crying

(oh no).

 

I miss

your

smile.

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Boys From Brisco Mount

 

Boys From Brisco Mount

were not expected

to be high achievers,

although the brightest

might attend tech college

and aspire to be fitters

at the biscuit works.

 

According to general opinion,

we came from a long line

of lower class no-hopers

and were scheduled,

as a matter of course,

to keep with this tradition.

 

A legend concerning

a hapless native,

caught defiling

a helpless ruminant

had led to us all

being labelled

with the same tag

and added to the consensus

of inbred ne’er-do-wells.

 

Factory fodder

was the destiny

of most of us

as we left the school gates

for the final time,

which was a better deal

than previous generations

whose destiny,

(apart from sheep-shagging),

was to be cannon fodder.

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