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| "Thou Must Respect My Authoritoire" |
Don't You Think Spoons Rule?
Don't You Think Stones Rule?
Dumbo Kills People!! :O

ENTER SANDMAN :D
Say your prayers little one
Say your prayers little one don't forget, my son to include everyone
tuck you in, warm within keep you free from sin till the sandman he comes
sleep with one eye open gripping your pillow tight
exit: light enter: night take my hand off to never never land
something's wrong, shut the light heavy thoughts tonight and they aren't of snow white
dreams of war, dreams of liars dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite
sleep with one eye open gripping your pillow tight
exit: light enter: night take my hand off to never never land
now I lay me down to sleep pray the lord my soul to keep if I die before I wake pray the lord my soul to take
hush little baby, don't say a word and never mind that noise you heard it's just the beast under your bed, in your closet, in your head
exit: light enter: night grain of sand
exit: light enter: night take my hand we're off to never never land don't forget, my son to include everyone
tuck you in, warm within keep you free from sin till the sandman he comes
sleep with one eye open gripping your pillow tight
exit: light enter: night take my hand off to never never land
something's wrong, shut the light heavy thoughts tonight and they aren't of snow white
dreams of war, dreams of liars dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite
sleep with one eye open gripping your pillow tight
exit: light enter: night take my hand off to never never land
now I lay me down to sleep pray the lord my soul to keep if I die before I wake pray the lord my soul to take
hush little baby, don't say a word and never mind that noise you heard it's just the beast under your bed, in your closet, in your head
exit: light enter: night grain of sand
exit: light enter: night take my hand we're off to never never land
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| JACKASS ROCKS!!!! JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.. |

Full Name: Philip John Clapp
Nicknames: Johnny Knoxville, PJ.
Birth Date: March 11, 1971
Age: 30
Marital: Married: Melanie
Children: Daughter: Madison: 5 years old
Hometown: Knoxville, Tennessee
Current home: California
Sign: Pisces
Hair: dark brown
Eyes: brown
Height: 6'1"
Body Art: has "Madison" tattooed on his chest
Family: father (Phil), mother (Lemoyne), wife (Melanie), daughter (Madison)
Occupations: Jackass writer and stuntman
Heroes & Influences: his father, Slim Pickens, Strother Martin, George C. Scott, Paul Lynde, Charles Nelson Reilly, Ron Palillo, Dave Letterman, Super Dave Osborne, and Candid Camera
Movies He's Been In: Boob, Number Two, Coyote Ugly.
Upcoming Movies: Big Trouble, Life Without Dick, The Tree, Men In Black 2, and Deuces Wild |
| BAM MARGERA.. <3 |
  
Full Name: Brandon "Bam" Margera
Nicknames: Bam, Bam Bam, Scumbag
Birth Date: September 28, 1979
Age: 22
Marital: Girlfriend
Home Town: West Chester, PA
Current home: West Chester, PA
Sign: Libra
Hair: brown
Eyes: blue
Height: 5' 11"
Body Art: has a heart tattooed on his right wrist, and a tattoo on his lower abdomen
Pets: a cat
Family: Jess Jess Idiot, Phil, April
Occupations: Stuntman for Jackass, Skateboarding, Producer for CKY movies
Drinks: of course
Heroes: Ville Valo (but sometimes I feel the word "hero" doesn't express it enough)
Hates: the airport scenario, Todd Swank
Likes: S4 & A4, Hoof's gear, FDR park
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Cars: S4 and A4
Sponsors: Element, Adio, Volcom, Diakka, Electric, Fairman's, Spitfire, Destroyer, Jone's Soda, CKY
F A V O R I T E S
Bands: HIM, CKY, death metal
Foods: Toasted everything, bagel with mayo, lettuce, & tomato
Movies: Good Will Hunting, Mall rats, Lost Boys, Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Skaters: Boulala, Kerry Getz, Mike Maldonado, Penny, Arto Saari, Hoofbite. |
| CHRIS PONTIUS.. |

Full Name: Chris Pontius
Nicknames: Pontius, Bunny, Party Boy, Chief Roberts, Pontius the Barbarian, Mr. America, Garbage Man, Bear Johnson (The Alaskan Porn Sensation)
Birth Date: July 16, 1974
Age: 26
Marital: Single
Graduated: SLO High in San Luis Obispo California 1992
Hometown: Pasadena, CA
Current home: Los Angeles, CA
Sign: Cancer
Hair: brown
Eyes: hazel
Height: 5'8"
F A V O R I T E S
Bands: Misfits, Black Flag, Elvis Presley, Pixies, Doo Rag, Bob Log III, White Stripes, Melvin's, Hasil Adkins, Fred McDowell, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Eazy E, NWA, Any Gangster Rap
Colours: Rainbow
Foods: Mexican, Tuna
TV Show: Different Strokes, Scooby Doo
Movies: Big Trouble in Little China, North Shore
Books: 'Breakfast of Champions' by Kurt Vonnegut; 'Barrel Fever' by David Sidaris
Drink: Water
Song: Hybrid Moments by the Misfits
CD: Misfits Box Set
Skateboarder: Jason Jessee
Past-Times: Watching sunsets, Daydreaming, Picking flowers, Having promiscuous unprotected sex.
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| EHREN MCGHEHEY.. |
Real Name: Ehren McGhehey
Born: don't know his birthdate but I know he's 26 years old and he was born in McMinnville, Oregon
Height: Around 6' I
Current Home: He splits his time between McMinnville, Oregon and Venice Beach, California.
Appearances etc: 2002 - Making of 'Jackass: The Movie' (TV) .... Himself 2002 - Jackass: The Movie.... Himself 2000 - 2002 - "Jackass" TV Series .... Himself
Extra Information & Interesting Facts
Spell D-i-c-t-i-o-n-a-r-y?: I've been told that Ehren is really shit at spelling
Nickname: Danger Ehren
Catchphrase: "Safety First!"
Mr Curiosity: Ehren has been known to ask too many questions....they go something like this: "What's your name?" - "Where did you grow up?" - "How old are you?" - "Do you have a sister?" - "How old is she?" - "How much does she weigh?" - "What is her name?" - "What care does she drive?" ....hehe pervert! |
| STEVE-O- |
Full Name: Stephen Gilchrist Glover
Nicknames: Steve O, The Cheetah
Birth Date: June 13, 1974
Sign: Gemini
Hometown: Albuquerque, New Mexico
Current Home: Los Angeles, CA
Hair: dark brown
Eyes: brown
steve o interview
2. How old were you when you performed your earliest stunt? There are stories of my earliest stunts that my parents have always told, like that when I was two years old I would open the doors of speeding cars and hang out of them from the backseat. My first attempt at walking resulted in my breaking out my front teeth, I don"t remember any of that, but I think I was pretty much an idiot from the beginning.
3. What"s the worst danger you"ve ever been in? Well, I can"t decide if it was the the hammerhead sharks I swam with while wearing sliced up, bloody barracudas strapped to me, or the time I paid a fat prostitute to pee on me under a bridge in a dingy area of New York City. Both of those skits are pretty much my favorite video footage I"ve been a part of.
4. What"s your favourite stunt? That I"ve done? That would be the ridiculous footage with the Hammerhead sharks, when that footage comes out, I"m going to be the man. Nobody has to worry about "Fat Peeing Hooker" airing on MTV anytime soon.
5. Who thinks of all those crazy things you guys do? For the most part, we each choose our own demise. There"s exceptions to every rule though, many people would be surprised where some of these ideas really come from.
6. What is something you would NEVER do? There"s plenty I would never do.
7. What do your parents think of your job? My parents haven"t always been my biggest supporters, but in there defense, it was still long before I started making an honest living that they apologized for having discouraged me and became supportive. Not long after that, my dad started helping me negotiate my first contracts involving licensing my own video footage to television shows. My parents are genuinely supportive, but, even if they weren"t, who gives a crap?
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