Gillian Brookes <3

Gillian Brookes <3
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"Thou Must Respect My Authoritoire"

Don't You Think Spoons Rule?

Don't You Think Stones Rule?

Dumbo Kills People!! :O

                       

  

ENTER SANDMAN :D

Say your prayers little one                      

Say your prayers little one                      
don't forget, my son
to include everyone

tuck you in, warm within
keep you free from sin
till the sandman he comes

sleep with one eye open
gripping your pillow tight

exit: light
enter: night
take my hand
off to never never land

something's wrong, shut the light
heavy thoughts tonight
and they aren't of snow white

dreams of war, dreams of liars
dreams of dragon's fire
and of things that will bite

sleep with one eye open
gripping your pillow tight

exit: light
enter: night
take my hand
off to never never land

now I lay me down to sleep
pray the lord my soul to keep
if I die before I wake
pray the lord my soul to take

hush little baby, don't say a word
and never mind that noise you heard
it's just the beast under your bed,
in your closet, in your head

exit: light
enter: night
grain of sand

exit: light
enter: night
take my hand
we're off to never never land

don't forget, my son
to include everyone

tuck you in, warm within
keep you free from sin
till the sandman he comes

sleep with one eye open
gripping your pillow tight

exit: light
enter: night
take my hand
off to never never land

something's wrong, shut the light
heavy thoughts tonight
and they aren't of snow white

dreams of war, dreams of liars
dreams of dragon's fire
and of things that will bite

sleep with one eye open
gripping your pillow tight

exit: light
enter: night
take my hand
off to never never land

now I lay me down to sleep
pray the lord my soul to keep
if I die before I wake
pray the lord my soul to take

hush little baby, don't say a word
and never mind that noise you heard
it's just the beast under your bed,
in your closet, in your head

exit: light
enter: night
grain of sand

exit: light
enter: night
take my hand
we're off to never never land

BANDS ME LIKES: 

-METALLICA-BLACK SABBATH-AC/DC-KITTIE-GUNS N ROSES-INME-TRIVIUM-3 INCHES OF BLOOD-STILL REMAINS-KILLSWITCH ENGAGE-WEDNESDAY 13-LACUNA COIL-MUDVAYNE-SOIL-TOOL-SLAYER-CKY-THE DISTILLERS-THE USED-SLIPKNOT-SYSTEM OF A DOWN-IRON MAIDEN-CRADLE OF FILTH-NINE INCH NAILS-KORN-ANTHRAX-MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE-OTEP-NIRVANA-PAPA ROACH-36 CRAZYFISTS-MEGADETH-FEEDER-DEICIDE-AVENGED SEVENFOLD-PANTERA-MOTORHEAD-BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE-MURDERDOLLS---LOADS MORE..



JACKASS ROCKS!!!! JOHNNY KNOXVILLE..

                                  

Full Name: Philip John Clapp

  Nicknames: Johnny Knoxville, PJ.

Birth Date: March 11, 1971

Age: 30

Marital: Married: Melanie

Children: Daughter: Madison: 5 years old

Hometown: Knoxville, Tennessee

Current home: California

Sign: Pisces

Hair: dark brown

Eyes: brown

Height: 6'1"

Body Art: has "Madison" tattooed on his chest

Family: father (Phil), mother (Lemoyne), wife (Melanie), daughter (Madison)

Occupations: Jackass writer and stuntman

Heroes & Influences: his father, Slim Pickens, Strother Martin, George C. Scott, Paul Lynde, Charles Nelson Reilly, Ron Palillo, Dave Letterman, Super Dave Osborne, and Candid Camera

Movies He's Been In: Boob, Number Two, Coyote Ugly.

Upcoming Movies: Big Trouble, Life Without Dick, The Tree, Men In Black 2, and Deuces Wild                                                                                                                                                          



BAM MARGERA.. <3

 

Full Name: Brandon "Bam" Margera

Nicknames: Bam, Bam Bam, Scumbag

Birth Date: September 28, 1979

Age: 22

Marital: Girlfriend

Home Town: West Chester, PA

Current home: West Chester, PA

Sign: Libra

Hair: brown

Eyes: blue

Height: 5' 11"

Body Art: has a heart tattooed on his right wrist, and a tattoo on his lower abdomen

Pets: a cat

Family: Jess Jess Idiot, Phil, April

Occupations: Stuntman for Jackass, Skateboarding, Producer for CKY movies

Drinks: of course

Heroes: Ville Valo (but sometimes I feel the word "hero" doesn't express it enough)

Hates: the airport scenario, Todd Swank

Likes: S4 & A4, Hoof's gear, FDR park

Righty or Lefty: Righty

Cars: S4 and A4

Sponsors: Element, Adio, Volcom, Diakka, Electric, Fairman's, Spitfire, Destroyer, Jone's Soda, CKY


F A V O R I T E S

Bands: HIM, CKY, death metal

Foods: Toasted everything, bagel with mayo, lettuce, & tomato

Movies: Good Will Hunting, Mall rats, Lost Boys, Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Skaters: Boulala, Kerry Getz, Mike Maldonado, Penny, Arto Saari, Hoofbite.



CHRIS PONTIUS..

      

Full Name: Chris Pontius

Nicknames: Pontius, Bunny, Party Boy, Chief Roberts, Pontius the Barbarian, Mr. America, Garbage Man, Bear Johnson (The Alaskan Porn Sensation)

Birth Date: July 16, 1974

Age: 26

Marital: Single

Graduated: SLO High in San Luis Obispo California 1992

Hometown: Pasadena, CA

Current home: Los Angeles, CA

Sign: Cancer

Hair: brown

Eyes: hazel

Height: 5'8"


F A V O R I T E S

Bands: Misfits, Black Flag, Elvis Presley, Pixies, Doo Rag, Bob Log III, White Stripes, Melvin's, Hasil Adkins, Fred McDowell, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Eazy E, NWA, Any Gangster Rap

Colours: Rainbow

Foods: Mexican, Tuna

TV Show: Different Strokes, Scooby Doo

Movies: Big Trouble in Little China, North Shore

Books: 'Breakfast of Champions' by Kurt Vonnegut; 'Barrel Fever' by David Sidaris

Drink: Water

Song: Hybrid Moments by the Misfits

CD: Misfits Box Set

Skateboarder: Jason Jessee

Past-Times: Watching sunsets, Daydreaming, Picking flowers, Having promiscuous unprotected sex.

 



DAVE ENGLAND..has the same b/day as me!!!

   

Dave England
Milk Challenge

FANPAGE: www.daveengland.homestead.com
TOWN: Portland
BIRTHDAY: 30. december 1969
BIRTH PLACE: Ojai, Californien
FAV PLACE: New Zealand
FAV MUSIC: DJ Me DJ You, The Pixies, The White Stripes, Ween
FAV MOVIE: A Clockwork Orange
FAV FOOD: Chicken shish kebabs
HOBBIES: Dressing up animals, catching the flu and various diseases
FAV TV SHOW: The Simpsons and the Jim Spagg Show (and Jackass)
FAV QUATE: "They taste like burning" Ralph Wiggum after Bart ask him how the poison berries he just ate are.
HATES: Motherfuckers



EHREN MCGHEHEY..

    

Real Name: Ehren McGhehey

Born: don't know his birthdate but I know he's 26 years old and he was born in McMinnville, Oregon

Height: Around 6' I

Current Home: He splits his time between McMinnville, Oregon and Venice Beach, California.

Appearances etc:
2002
- Making of 'Jackass: The Movie' (TV) .... Himself
2002 - Jackass: The Movie.... Himself
2000 - 2002
- "Jackass" TV Series .... Himself

Extra Information & Interesting Facts

Spell D-i-c-t-i-o-n-a-r-y?: I've been told that Ehren is really shit at spelling

Nickname: Danger Ehren

Catchphrase: "Safety First!"

Mr Curiosity: Ehren has been known to ask too many questions....they go something like this: "What's your name?" - "Where did you grow up?" - "How old are you?" - "Do you have a sister?" - "How old is she?" - "How much does she weigh?" - "What is her name?" - "What care does she drive?" ....hehe pervert!



STEVE-O-

     

Full Name: Stephen Gilchrist Glover

Nicknames: Steve O, The Cheetah

Birth Date: June 13, 1974

Sign: Gemini

Hometown: Albuquerque, New Mexico

Current Home: Los Angeles, CA

Hair: dark brown

Eyes: brown

steve o interview

2. How old were you when you performed your earliest stunt?
There are stories of my earliest stunts that my parents have always told, like that when I was two years old I would open the doors of speeding cars and hang out of them from the backseat. My first attempt at walking resulted in my breaking out my front teeth, I don"t remember any of that, but I think I was pretty much an idiot from the beginning.

3. What"s the worst danger you"ve ever been in?
Well, I can"t decide if it was the the hammerhead sharks I swam with while wearing sliced up, bloody barracudas strapped to me, or the time I paid a fat prostitute to pee on me under a bridge in a dingy area of New York City. Both of those skits are pretty much my favorite video footage I"ve been a part of.

4. What"s your favourite stunt?
That I"ve done? That would be the ridiculous footage with the Hammerhead sharks, when that footage comes out, I"m going to be the man. Nobody has to worry about "Fat Peeing Hooker" airing on MTV anytime soon.

5. Who thinks of all those crazy things you guys do?
For the most part, we each choose our own demise. There"s exceptions to every rule though, many people would be surprised where some of these ideas really come from. 


6. What is something you would NEVER do?
There"s plenty I would never do. 

7. What do your parents think of your job?
My parents haven"t always been my biggest supporters, but in there defense, it was still long before I started making an honest living that they apologized for having discouraged me and became supportive. Not long after that, my dad started helping me negotiate my first contracts involving licensing my own video footage to television shows. My parents are genuinely supportive, but, even if they weren"t, who gives a crap?


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