"President Baker should be somewhere to the south of where you blasted through the wall. Hurry and save him before the terrorists discover his code."
"Honestly though, you have played the game for a long time. Don't you have anything else to do with your time?"
"...Infilrate... the enemy fortress ... Outer Heaven! ... Destroy ... The final weapon ... Metal Gear!"
"You wouldn't be trying to give yourself a bogus score by using some ingenious trick would you? That's just about as low as anyone can stoop! I can't believe you sometimes..."
"Actually, there is something I've been meaning to tell you but I just couldn't... I think you should know, though. On Saturday morning last week I saw a guy leaving Rosemary's room... How should I put it, it was like they were... 'intimate'. I'm sorry. Sorry to bring this up during the mission, but..."
"Your mission is to infiltrate the enemy fortress Galuade, rescue the hostages and neutralise Metal Gear before its assembly is complete."
"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"
"An anemone or clematis plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them it's a good idea to wear gloves."
"Even my patience has its limits. I just can't leave this thing up to you any longer. I'll do the fighting! You just go home!"
"You got a PSG1? You can use that against Sniper Wolf. Hurry up and save Meryl!"
"Variety Level 13. Rescue Meryl, the 'Return of Genola'."
"Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of my divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry."
"Variety Level 7. Shoot down the space invaders! Training will have to be postponed if we are invaded by UFOs."
"Snake, there's a fork in the conveyor belt. The machine is automatically sorting cargo according to some system. Take a good look at the device."
"Big Boss here ... Eenter the track on the bridge to the right ... over."
"Communicator Entertainment Program Idea Spy 2.5 Episode 1 New York. Here in the city where dreams come true and desires rule, something is being bought, sold and thrown away, even as we speak. But behind the scenes of business as usual, the nefarious JE Corporation lines its already bloated coffers with profits from worthless products. As JE swindles yet another innocent into purchasing high-priced junk... the FBI mobilises a top-secret task force to put a stop to the menace. Now, the city’s best kept secret spy is out there, briefed and ready to protect the people from JE, the catalogue of conspiracy – just call him 2.5"
"Snake, like Shakespeare said: ‘Nought’s had, all’s spent, where our desire is got without content.’ Basically it means that your desire can get you into trouble if you’re not careful. That goes for items too. Don’t get too greedy or you might be sorry. Be careful, Snake."
"Raiden, turn the game console off right now! The mission is a failure! Cut the power right now! Don’t worry, it’s a game! It’s a game just like usual. You’ll ruin your eyes playing so close to the TV."
"Raiden, something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go - I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense light all around me – and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?"
"Kawanishi-Noseguchi, Kinunobebashi, Takiyama, Uguisunomori, Tsuzumigataki, Tada, Hirano, Ichinotoni, Uneno, Yamashita, Sasabe, Kofudai, Tokiwadai, Myoukenguchi."
"I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days. What were you in your former life?"
"Snake, remember what De Gaulle said: ‘The graveyards are full of indispensable men’. Snake you’re all alone and surrounded by bad guys. Try to be careful and avoid getting into a fight whenever you can."
"Weapon Mode Socom Level 01. Destroy all targets to reach the goal! Number of targets: 3."
"I say again. Your duty is to infiltrate Zanzibar Land and seize Kio Marv, an abducted Czechoslovakian biologist."
"Snake, they’ve input both detonation codes. The only way to stop the launch now is to use the card key to re-input the codes."
"That reminds me, I saw Gubayama the other day in Shibomnigee. He said to give you his best."
"Snake, take the power plant out. Set C4 explosives on four key points to destroy the structure. Snake, destroy the power plant’s main turbine. It’s located in the B1 floor of the plant. Break into the B1 floor."
"Munch, munch... um? Raiden? I’m eating right now. Get back to me later... munch, munch..."
"La-li-lu-le-lo! La-li-lu-le-lo!! La-li-lu-le-lo!!!"
"I’m not home right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP."
"Mind the gap."