You have heard all the warnings before, so I don't need to remind you that doing stupid stunts with your mates (although highly entertaining) is dangerous (no sh*t Sherlock). We have done many dumb things over the time spent making Mental Stuff, and do not encourage you to copy it. However, it is fairly obvious that some of you out there will not listen to this, and will want to try some stuff.

To make life easier, you can just copy down the recipe of our nasty (and I mean really nasty) pick and mix drink. It is vital that you use the right ingredients; else you will not get the full kick of this truly awful drink.

Water, Fairy Liquid, Radox Hand Soap, Salt, Pepper, Rosemary Leaves, Diet Ginger Beer, Sugar, German Mustard, Sharwoods Hoi Sin Sauce, Hot Chilli Powder, Milk, Hellmans Mayonnaise, Cherry Jam, Blueberry Jam, Excessive amounts of Vinegar, Soy Sauce, Sunflower Spread, Cooking Oil, Teriyaki Marinade, Cinnamon Powder, Drinking Chocolate.

This drink works best in Shot forms, how ever feel free to drink as much as you want. Not that you should...