Hakkai: I"M NOT DEAD!!!

Hoshu: She damn well came close to it though. There were a few days there that I swear that she was dead.

Hakkai: I had this really weird reaction to the medicine my doctor gave me and when I called and told him he seriously told me to "Just walk it off." I was so pissed and just continued to get sicker.

Hoshu: You should have seen it, nothing stayed on her stomach and she had to sleep in the bathroom because moving hurt to much. It was killer on my bladder, I usually don't go until it's absolutely nessary. Moving a sick girl with a full bladder is a pain.

Hakkai: You could ahve just left me, not like I was conscisois or interested anyway. Can't imagine you're that impressive anyway.

Hoshu: WHAT!!! How dare you! If I didn't have self respect I'd prove you wrong!!

Hakkai: Christ! Sit down you retard! I was just kidding, Shley has told me differently anyway.

Hoshu: What!? He wouldn't know! Wait? Would he? Has he been calling here again?!

Hakkai: What are ya gonna do if he has?

Hoshu: *holds index finger up but decides against binding himself to anything*

Hakkai: Anyway, Hoshu and I went about correcting little mistakes and stuff around the site. Without me he couldn't figure out what to do with the chapters he'd finished. He's on chapter nine on our story and one the tenth of Ms. Senko's story. He finished all that while I was sick!

Hoshu: That's because I stopped answering the phone and I didn't have to model for you.

Hakkai: Shut up you know you like to dress up for me.

Hoshu: *glare* I'm going to go write some more. *gets up to leave*

Hakkai: Anyway, Shely is suppose to come visist us soon-

Hoshu: WHAT!!!!? WHY!!!? WOMAN ARE YOU INSANE?!!!

Hakkai: It should be really interesting so make sure to keep reading...

Hoshu: Hakkai I'm gonna kill you!!!

Hoshu: See, Hakkai gets sick and I bust these things out like bullets, I mean, I've never shot anyone before. *looks back and forth and kicks 35mm sniper rifle under desk* Anywho, Day Two is now up in the 'Our Story' section, go check it out. Hakkai still isn't in it and I don't think she will be until about the forth day, because, well that's when she got there. *shruggs*

Hakkai: *walks up behind him* I hope you aren't downloading porn.

Hoshu: WOMAN!!! Are you kidding me right now! PORN! I hate porn, it is the source of all adultiers and child melestors! Only preverts look at porngraphy!

Hakkai: Prevert? sounds about right. *turns and walks away* Just delete it and don't download any viruses okay? I'm gonna go puke again.

Hoshu: *grumbles* Stupid girl! I would never look at porn.

*porn pop-up flashes on screen*

Porn Pop-up: Hoshu, I'm ready for you big boy!!!

Hoshu: OH DEAR GODS!!! GO AWAY!!! *whips out dagger and stabs pop-up*

Pop-up: But Hoshu I love you!

Hoshu: Go away!! I said be gone!!! *stabs screen and few more times*

*snow covers screen and a load hissing erupts from your speakers. Just when you are about to go to google to find porn of your own the screen pops back on*

Hoshu: *wided eyed* I'll have the next chapter and day three for you guys any day now, but I'll have Hakkai put it up here for you guys, I don't want to have to deal with porn ads again!

Hoshu: Hakkai's sick so she hasn't been bugging me. Result of this: I finished the second chapter to Lady Senko's story. And I'm almost done with the second chapter of Our Story. It's a bit longer than the last ones, but this gives more of my history and explains some things about me and my family, which is kind of important if you catch my dift.

Hakkai: *from couch in the corner* Hoshu! Get me the puke bucket!

Hoshu: *throws it at her* Anyway. That's all until next time at least. Sorry it's so small. Oh and seeing how Hakkai is out of it for awhile, I would be very grateful to anyone that showed me anything wrong with the site, something missing, something just doesn't look right, or if I'm not explaining things well enough please feel free to drop me a line and correct me. HoshuWarlord@yahoo.com LATER!!!

Hakkai: Hoshu please tell me you're not on my computer!

Hoshu: I'm not! *Turns off screen*

Hakkai: Hoshu finished the first chapter of The Main Event. He working on the Second as we speak.

Hoshu: *walks through the back ground with large tray of fruits and a gallon of goats milk* Hey Hakkai. I think we're out of cheese again.

Hakkai: I just bought some damn cheese the other day, and I can't even eat that shit!

Hoshu: But I want cheese!

Hakkai: Go write!

Hoshu: But-

Hakkai: GO!!!! NOW!!!!

Hoshu: *speeds off dropping a few grapes*

Hakkai: I finally got a picture of us draw and scanned by a friend, so I put that on our "About us" page. Hope you had a good Valentine's day!

Hoshu: Because she didn't! *laughes*

Hakkai: Shut up! I know things now!!!

Hoshu: Don't bring that into this!

Hakkai: I will if I have too!

Hoshu: *disappears before it gets ugly*

Hakkai: Anyway, Enjoy!

Hakkai: We did it!

Hoshu: She typed up the first chapter of 'Our Story' so go check it out.

Hakkai: I'm not in it at all yet.

Hoshu: She won't be for awhile, but she will be, sooner or later. Preferablely later.

Hakkai: I'm a gonna kill you.

Hoshu: But you can't can you!

Hakkai: *smakes him on the head* Anywho, I also updated Lady Senko's Bio as well as our own.

Hoshu: She got a hair cut and added some crap too.

Hakkai: Anyway enjoy! Later.

Hoshu: I wonder if I should call Shley.

Hakkai: Ex-girlfriend?

Hoshu: NO! HE IS NOT AN EX-GIRLFRIEND!!!  

Hakkai: I've banned Hoshu from talking to our few fans, he's bitchy because an ex called him.

Hoshu: *muffled from closet door* He's not an ex!!!

Hakkai: Anyway, We took down the links pages because, well, we did. Stop asking me! *takes a few breathes* Anyway, we replaced it with "Our Story." Which is the true story in which Hoshu and I met, our souls bond together, and how we are now living together and not to happy about it. You know everyday things. Anyway Hoshu and I will be writing this-

*muffled sounds come from closet*

Hakkai: Weither he likes it or not!! I will be helping so he leaves nothing out!!! NOTHING, YOU HEAR ME!!! So that should be up soon. So sorry nothing on Lady Senko is up yet, but her story will be up soon. Please bare with us.

Hakkai: Hello, faithful dumplings! Hope you had a happy New Year!!

Hoshu: *pushes her away from the computer and keyboard* Shut up Hakkai, no one cares. Anyway, we got together.

Hakkai: Hoshu had an early mid-life and desided that the story so far wasn't good enough for our "audience." Though it doesn't seem like we have one anymore.

Hoshu: You ever see the movie Serect Window where Johnny Depp's character is sitting at his laptop and keeps repeating "no bad writing," and then just deletes the whole document? It was that kind of moment.

Hakkai: Only there was more crying and him yelling things such as "not worthy" and "never good enough for you, father!" and the such.

Hoshu: ..... shut up.

Hakkai: Anyway we're getting to rewriting and the like and hopefully, if a certain member of our staff ever e-mails us the picture of us that I gave to her a week ago we'll have a picture up for you to see.

Hoshu: Then maybe this place won't be so boring!

Hakkai: Hoshu! Don't make me go get dad!

Hoshu: No, I'm sorry, your web skills are far beyond that of the most skilled craftsmen, er women!

Hakkai: oh go away!

Until next time dumplings!

I updated the Main Event and the About Us pages. We're sorry it's so short. Tune in next time.

Hoshu: That was so stupid!

Hakkai: *smaks him* SHUT UP!!!!

My counter now reads 31!!!!! I'm so happy to the people who actually come here. THANK YOU!!!!!

I now have the Introduction and Chapter One on the Main Event Page.

Big question!!! Anyone who is good in the art department would you please draw me a picture of Senko? Please? I want to put a pic on her bio page but I don't have one that is good enough. Anyone who is willing to do this for me please e-mail me at HoshuWarlord@yahoo.com. Thanks!!!