Lizardbreath and the ‘Stache: One More Screw Up!
The 'Going After':
And here we go. The ‘Going After’, so called because the woman who was so ‘courageous’ in having Lawrence come out doesn’t have the guts to say ‘rape’ on the funny pages.
Anyway, here they are in all their crappy glory. Pornstache the Hero:
Tweaky, tweaky…If it were me doing the rescuing, I would’ve slammed his head into the cement a few times. No, I’m dead serious. The idea of anyone raping or attempting to rape someone infuriates me.
Had he raped her, I doubt Liz would report it. You know that statistic about half of all rapes going unreported. And Liz prolly would’ve thought it her fault anyway. Everyone in this strip with the exception of Candace has the ‘Leave it to Beaver’ 1950s mentality.
Home? How about the police, Bonehead?
You miss the girl you dated in high school you Delusional Fruitcake. And everyone say it with me: I HAVE NO HOME!!
This strip pissed a lot of people off. I mean really pissed them off. And I don’t blame them; in fact, I was one of them. A story about attempted rape, just so Lynn can push Antoinette and Liz together. This move alone should’ve got her kicked off the funny pages, but alas. Strips that have been going ten years or more can never, never stop running. Unless your name is Charles Schulz. The rest of us are doomed to a lifetime of lame ass Blondie gags. I wonder why people consider the newspaper comic a dead art form…
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