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Lizardbreath and the ‘Stache: One More Screw Up!

The Early Years:

We all know the story of Liz and Anthony. They met in school and were on again, off again sweethearts. Though what Lynn would you to forget is that, like most high school couples, their relationship wasn’t all bunny hugs and rainbow farts:

What’d ya want? A medal for being on time? This was back when Lynn wrote ‘boring’ as ‘boring’ and not ‘stable.’

This is the first of a pattern that will show up again and again in Liz and the future Pornstache’s relationship: Liz ain’t interested unless someone else is. At least then she could blame it on immaturity. Come to think of it, she still can…

Despite Elly and John’s insane desire (They just graduated high school you LUNATICS!), Liz and Anthony eventually break up in a mature and calm manner. They go their separate ways; at university, Liz dates and moves in with Eric, while Anthony pretty much disappears until…