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The MegaMan Buffet is now complete.
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In the year 22XX, there existed a nice
resturaunt called the Mega Man Buffet, built in memory of
the original Mega Man. But the new owner of the buffet had
strong dislike toward Mega Man, which angered the resting
humanoid. From the depths of the earth Mega Man restored
himself to fight the terrible owner of the Mega man Buffet.
This would bring back the good thoughts of Mega Man's memory,
and Mega Man himself would raise up the resturaunt to the
heights of his glory.
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After Mega Man's initial planning, he dug a path
to the surface. Then he set his sights on the terrible
structure, the Mega Man Buffet. His centuries-old body, though
slightly broken, still allowed him to move slowly toward the
supplier of food. Mega Man's arms, legs, and helmet ached with
the curse of electronic nerves. He soon reached - - the Mega
Man Buffet.
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Resting peacefully at the counter, the owner did
not yet notice Mega Man coming for him. But he did in a few
moments when he woke up. His first sight was Mega Man's cute
head, happy smile, and glittering eyes. Then Mega Man, after
being noticed, turned all stone-faced and turned off his eye
flashlights. “Hello and welcome to ...” the owner
began. But he stopped when he noticed that Mega Man, the one
that haunted his dreams and tormented his days was standing
above him. “Oh! It's you! Hi!” He reached out
and shook Mega Man's hand. The he twisted Mega Man's arm behind
his back and took a laser gun out of the cash register.
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“Why are you here?!” The owner asked
angrily. Mega Man said that he wanted to bring respect back to
his name by taking over the Mega Man Buffet. Mega Man lashed
his free arm around, smacking the owner against the
only styrofoam wall in the place. Mega Man couldn't
really bring harm to the human, all because of the
fictional three laws that didn't really apply to him because of
his free will.
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The owner got to his feet and attempted to attack
Mega Man with a butter knife. Mega Man easily blocked the
weapon. Then Mega Man took out his arm cannon which he
remembered that he could actually use against a human. Mega Man
could almost hear the cheering of a crowd in his honor. In
fact, he could hear it, and he was beginning to wonder
why.
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Then, Zero burst through one of the glass windows
of the resturaunt. He took the owner from Mega Man's clutches
and sliced Mega Man's left knee off. “It'll be your ear
next time, bub.” Zero said. Mega man couldn't let some
apparently sissy robot with long hair beat him. He had to
destroy Zero. Mega Man let out a fury of plasma shots at Zero.
Zero could've used his shield, but he forgot where he left it.
Every shot was a direct hit. Zero was soon defeated, and Mega
Man walked toward the burning pile of ash that was Zero's
body. He picked up the owner.
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“I'm taking over,” Mega Man said. “I
never want to see you in this establishment again.” He
carefully set the owner on the ground, and the owner ran out of
the door, through the parking lot, and over lots of other junk.
The Mega Man Buffet was soon made superior by Mega Man's hard
work. Mega Man soon made the buffet perfectly decent.
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