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In the year 22XX, there existed a nice resturaunt called the Mega Man Buffet, built in memory of the original Mega Man. But the new owner of the buffet had strong dislike toward Mega Man, which angered the resting humanoid. From the depths of the earth Mega Man restored himself to fight the terrible owner of the Mega man Buffet. This would bring back the good thoughts of Mega Man's memory, and Mega Man himself would raise up the resturaunt to the heights of his glory.

After Mega Man's initial planning, he dug a path to the surface. Then he set his sights on the terrible structure, the Mega Man Buffet. His centuries-old body, though slightly broken, still allowed him to move slowly toward the supplier of food. Mega Man's arms, legs, and helmet ached with the curse of electronic nerves. He soon reached - - the Mega Man Buffet.

Resting peacefully at the counter, the owner did not yet notice Mega Man coming for him. But he did in a few moments when he woke up. His first sight was Mega Man's cute head, happy smile, and glittering eyes. Then Mega Man, after being noticed, turned all stone-faced and turned off his eye flashlights. “Hello and welcome to ...” the owner began. But he stopped when he noticed that Mega Man, the one that haunted his dreams and tormented his days was standing above him. “Oh! It's you! Hi!” He reached out and shook Mega Man's hand. The he twisted Mega Man's arm behind his back and took a laser gun out of the cash register.

“Why are you here?!” The owner asked angrily. Mega Man said that he wanted to bring respect back to his name by taking over the Mega Man Buffet. Mega Man lashed his free arm around, smacking the owner against the only styrofoam wall in the place. Mega Man couldn't really bring harm to the human, all because of the fictional three laws that didn't really apply to him because of his free will.

The owner got to his feet and attempted to attack Mega Man with a butter knife. Mega Man easily blocked the weapon. Then Mega Man took out his arm cannon which he remembered that he could actually use against a human. Mega Man could almost hear the cheering of a crowd in his honor. In fact, he could hear it, and he was beginning to wonder why.

Then, Zero burst through one of the glass windows of the resturaunt. He took the owner from Mega Man's clutches and sliced Mega Man's left knee off. “It'll be your ear next time, bub.” Zero said. Mega man couldn't let some apparently sissy robot with long hair beat him. He had to destroy Zero. Mega Man let out a fury of plasma shots at Zero. Zero could've used his shield, but he forgot where he left it. Every shot was a direct hit. Zero was soon defeated, and Mega Man walked toward the burning pile of ash that was Zero's body. He picked up the owner.

“I'm taking over,” Mega Man said. “I never want to see you in this establishment again.” He carefully set the owner on the ground, and the owner ran out of the door, through the parking lot, and over lots of other junk. The Mega Man Buffet was soon made superior by Mega Man's hard work. Mega Man soon made the buffet perfectly decent.

This website is complete. In case anyone was wondering, I will no longer be adding any more content.



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Mega Man and all related characters are registered trademarks of Capcom. This site's original code was taken from the
Mega Man Home Page and edited.


You might be wondering why there are coffee cups on the top-left of all of the animated pictures. There are because the GIF animation software I have is created by Coffee Cup Software. I have the free version, not the paid-for version... I thought that it would be strange to buy a software for as much money as a Mega Man game when you can just get it free. But it turned out that the free version adds coffee cups..


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