*clears throat* I think MTV should pick me for The Real World because I always say what I think…um, a lot of people don't like that. I'm tough, I don't take shit from nobody, so if any other girl's got a problem with that, I don't care. And another reason is…I'm sexy.
Hi, call me Erin Bob. Nice to meet you. I'm just not normal. I'm not even kidding. To the point where it's a little repulsive.
