Pick up a book, you idiot.
Updated 10-13-2004

Rack up another self-impressed kid with access to daddy's computer...
Updated 9-13-2004

Damn people who demand politeness and political correctness.
Updated 9-10-2004

Who wants a cigarette?
Updated 8-31-2004

This guy's a real winner.
Updated 8-31-2004

Tobey McGuire should still die.
Updated 7-31-2004

Hey, back with a REAL rant and not just hatemail!
Updated 7-29-2004

I hereby take no responsibility for anyone who pisses themselves after reading this one.
Updated 7-19-2004

Lemmings...
Updated 7-10-2004

I'll be damned, another fuckin' illiterate.
Updated 7-10-2004

Wow, finally... hatemail... *snicker*
Updated 6-27-2004

Am I surrounded by douchebags?
Updated 6-22-2004

Of Bastards and Soccer Bitches---
Updated 6-20-2004

Fatkins is a Fraud... What, like you didn't know?
Updated 6-2-2004

Reality Check 101 -- John Kerry and Michael Moore are morons.
Updated 5-27-2004

Tell me, think these shitbags need to die? I do. And I'm ALWAYS right.
Updated 5-25-2004

Blink 182 Sucks
Updated 5-23-2004

Who else is sick of these idiots?
Updated 5-19-2004

Tobey McGuire should die.
Updated 5-18-2004

Department of Motor Vehicles = retarded
Updated 5-14-2004

What happens when a sober Max rants.... you get Christian Road Jihad and obscenity...
Updated 5-04-2004

Everyone for Euthanasia raise your gun
Updated 4-23-2004

Punks should die
Updated 4-15-2004

If I had a dollar for every time--
Updated 4-13-2004

Hey asshole, learn to drive!
Updated 4-12-2004

Yeah, here's something else for you to put in your pipe and smoke.
Updated 4-8-2004

Banned in the Middle East, so this Bud's for you...
Updated 4-3-2004

Hm... Nothing like a near-death experience to give you a change of heart.
Updated 4-1-2004

I think I'm going to puke up my Big Mac.
Updated 3-30-2004

Of Women's Hoops and bad Media
Updated 3-29-2004

Yo' mom's a crackwhore and I don't care...
Updated 3-28-2004

A short dissertation on the word "fuck"
Updated 3-26-2004

Politics are easy as 1-2-3
Updated 3-26-2004

... and THIS is the Gospel Truth, bitch.
Updated 3-25-2004

DEATH TO THE RIAA!!!
Updated 3-24-2004

First... Rant... Ever...
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