This website is not to be taken seriously, it is not factual in any way, shape or form.
It was built without a grant from Allerdale Borough Council. (They spent all their money on Maryport's Christmas Lights)
Several pints of cider were consumed in the making of this site.
No animals were injured or killed, not even Glendale.
WARNING : May contain traces of nuts.
NB: Extensive research into the History of Maryport was carried out prior to being totally ignored by the webmaster..
Historical accuracy cannot be guaranteed. :-)