Tearing Up Mineral Town

Prologue:
Jenny is building a chain of Nintendo Hotels, so far it has taken her to Termina, where she helped close Kingdom Hearts and witnessed Ansem and Veran get married.

Now her trusty crew, Jim and Link, set out for new adventures and building Nintendo Hotels. Saving worlds and...
Jenny: Just start the Story!
Right!
Jim was just sitting at the Nintendo Hotel with his best friend Bob.
Jenny: Guys, you can't sit around the hotel all day,
Link: Our next stop is Mineral Town!
Jenny: Get in your bumper car and lets go!
Jenny and Link went into their bumper car and drove out of the hotel
Both:Right! *gets into bumper cars* lets go
Jenny drove the bumper car out of clock town and into the great bay
Link: Boat mode
Link pushed a button and the bumper car turned into a bumper boat
Jim:ahhhh!the bay!
bob:put it in boat mode!
Jim and Bob pushes button
Link: I can't wait until we enter Mineral Town, I fianlly have a break from...
Bob:How far is it supposed to be?
Jim:Millions Millions of miles?
Jenny ramed into a cottage
Jenny: Oops SORRY!!!
There was no responce
Jenny: I said that I was SORRY!!!
Jim:Sorry about what?
Link: Jenny ramed into a cottage
Jim:Oh No!
Jenny got to shore and knocked on the door of the cottage but no answer
Guy: No one lives there
A guy came over to Jenny
Guy: My name's Kai,
Kai grabbed Jenny's hand with both hands and smiled sweetly at Jenny. Jenny gave a nervous smile to Kai
Jim:oooo love......
Bob:*acts out wedding song*
Link: Guys, I know love, Kai loves Jenny but Jenny is freaked out by Kai
Jim and Bob:Exactly
Jenny: I don't mean to be rude but...I want my hand back!
Kai: Sorry,
Kai let go of Jenny's hand
Kai: Welcome to Mineral Town...
Jim and Bob:Yay!
Link parked the bumper boat and locked it
Link: Come on Jenny,
Link, Jenny, Jim and Bob walked together off the beach
Link: Jenny, you know that Kai guy?
Jenny: Yeah?
Link: Newsflash, he's in love with you
Jenny: What? no!
Link: He is,
Jenny: No!
Bob:Yes he is!
Link: Jenny! (song sequence) I can see what happening,
Jenny: What?
Link: And you don't have a clue
Jenny: Just stop (end song sequence)
Link and Jenny missed the turn to the forest and turned into Poke-Ranch farm
Bob:We went the wrong way!
Jenny walked right into a boy watering his crops, both of them fell over, the boy spilled the water
Boy: Hey, watch it!
Jenny: Sorry, I...
Jenny and the boy's eyes met
Boy: It...it's okay,
Jenny stood up and helped the boy up
Jenny: I'm...I'm Jenny
Boy: Jack the 2 shook hands
Jim:Not Again!
Bob:I need to find a girl!
Then another girl came into the farm
Girl: Jack, where's Jill? Jack, where's...
Girl #2: Karen!
Girl: Oh, Jill, I spilled some honey and I need some more
Jill: It's okay Karen, I'll give you some of my honey,
Jill walked into the house, Karen followed while giving a smile to Bob
Link: Look, a girl likes you, happy?
Bob's eyes turned to hearts.
Bob:ahhhhhh..................hi
Jill gave Karen a jar of honey and giggled
Karen: What?
Jill: That boy you smiled at likes you...too bad you're taken by Rick
Karen: What? Jill, Rick is my friend, nothing else!
Jill: So you admit you like that boy
Karen: I don't
Jill: Talk to him, I really want to know
Karen: Okay!
Karen walked out of the house and twords Bob
Link: Bob, she's coming over...and Jenny and Jack won't stop shaking hands
Bob:Hi my name is Bob with a B and a O and then another B
Karen laughed
Karen: I'm Karen
Bob:Hi Karen......
Link: Alright akward silence...
Bob: look at the time! I was talking too long! I must go BYE Karen *steps back to Link* I love her
Link: Okay, Jenny!!!
Jenny: Huh?
Jenny looked at her watch
Jenny: Look at the time, see you around!
Jenny headed for Doug?s inn
Jack: Bye Jenny...
Link followed Jenny
Jim:I hope Doug's Inn has a big screen tv!
Bob:Thats all you like!
Jim:You like Karen!
Bob:So.
Sora: Hey guys! What are you doing in Mineral Town??
Jim:WHeres the newly married person?
Sora: Ummm.... I think Ansem ran away from Veran
Link: Sora! What's new?
Sora: Im fine like I said what are you doing here?
Jenny: Nintendo Hotel business!
Jim:I though we where here to see girls!
Sora: Meet my new friend*shows a pokemon to Jenny,Link and Bob and Jim*
Sora:His name is Jirachi I call him Jira.Legend is if you pet him and make a wish, it will come true!
Jenny: Really...
Sora:btw im here visiting my some one, they're here somewhere*looks around a bit*.
Bob pets Jira.
Bob:I wish that I will be the best!
Sora:sorry he dosent grant those kind he grants THESE kind watch: *pets Jira* I wish for a cokacola soda! *a coke bottle appers infront of sora* Jenny peted Jira
Jenny: I wish I had...no...I wish I had...tomatos
tomatos appear infront of jenny
Jenny put some in her backpack and she threw one up in the air
Bob catched it. Bob:I know juggling! Jim slaps Jira.
Jim:I wish I had a big screen tv.
Jirachi:*growls and shoots lazer from crystal on its head*
Sora: never hit him hes sensitive pet him nicely.
Jim:AHH! Why is it attacking me!
Bob:Figure it out!
Karen walked by
Bob:I have to go guys sweetheart is near by!
Bob runs off.
Bob:Hi Karen!
Jirachi: meanie! *stops attacking jim*
Karen: Hi Bob, I'm on my way to Doug's Inn, do you want to come?
Bob:Yeah anything to be with you Karen.
Sora:another wedding yayill sing the song *sings wedding song*
Link and Jenny headed for Doug's Inn,
Jim:Not the love story again.
Bob:Karen. Want a soda?
Karen: Sure,
Bob:JIM! GET ME 2 SODAS!
Jim:Yes Sir!
Link and Jenny entered Doug's Inn
Jim gives Bob 2 sodas and Bob gives one to Karen.
Bob:There you go Karen!
Jim:That will be 2 rupees please!
Bob gives Jim 2 rupees and Karen took the soda
Karen: Thank you
Karen drank the soda
Jim:BOB! GET OVER HERE!
Bob:WHAT!
Bob goes to Jim.
Jim:Are you going to marry her?
Bob:Maybe.
Link: pace it my friends,
Sora and Jirachi:Here comes the bride all dressed in white,here comes the groom not unhappy and gloom
Bob:Wait for it.
Jim sees a ring box behind Bob.
Jim to others:Look a ring box!
Link held Bob back
Link: Pace it Bob! Pace it!
Bob throws the ring box out the window.
Bob:FIne then!
Bob walks out.
Jim:hahaha and dont come back!
Jenny: Besides, you need a blue feather to propose
Karen: Where's Bob?
Link: Outside,
Karen: Oh, okay, but if you see him, give him this note
Karen gave Jenny a note while Bob reads a book on Love.
Bob quotes the book:To propose you need a blue feather.
Bob:Interesting I think I will go back to Doug's Inn
-*-back in the Inn-*-
Jenny: I can sing! I'll sing right now,
Jenny: Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes, (Link joins in) Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand Moments SO Dear, (everone else joins in) Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand Six Hundred Minutes, How Do You Measure - Measure A Year? In Daylights - In Sunsets, In Midnights - In Cups Of Coffee, In Inches - In Miles, In Laughter - In Strife, In - Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand, Six Hundred Minutes, How Do You Measure, A Year In The Life
-Bob walked in.-
How About Loooooooove? How About Loooooooove? How About Loooooooove? Measure In Love, Seasons Of Love...Seasons Of Love.
Jenny Solo: Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand Six Hundred Minutes, Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand, Journeys To Plan, Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand Six Hundred Minutes, How Do You Measure The Life, Of A Woman Or A Man?
Link solo: In Truths That She Learned, Or In Times That He Cried, In Bridges He Burned, Or The Way That She Died
All: It's Time Now - To Sing Out, Tho' The Story Never Ends, Let's Celebrate, Remember A Year In The Life Of Friends, Remember The Loooooooove, Remember The Loooooooove, Remember The Loooooooove, Measure In Love
Jenny Solo: Measure, Measure Your Life In Love
All: Seasons Of Love...Seasons Of Love
Bob claps.
Bob:That was good.
Jim:yay Bob is back!
Jenny took the note that Karen wanted and gave it to Bob
Link: Lets make this a musical! Dibs on next number...br> -*-The Next Morning-*-
Jenny: Are you sure you're not sad with Zelda not being around?
Link: Jenny, there are 4 seasons, she'll come...Four scene of love and laughter
Jenny: Don't start
Link: Uhhh, do you guys want to sing something next?
Jenny left the Inn
Bob:No. Im fine. Maybe to Karen.
Bob reads the note.
Jim:Karen this Karen that.
Link: It needs to be a real song, I'll be heading up to the mountains
Jim:Have fun in the mountain! I will be watching tv.
Bob kicks Jim.
Jim:What was that for!
Bob:You always watch tv lets go!
Jenny: Lets cut through the farm!
Jenny entered the farm, Jill greeted her
Jill: Hi, I haven't introduced myself, I'm Jill,
Jenny: Jenny, so do you like farm life,
Jill: Yes but, I just...(song sequence) I wanna be like other girls, I wanna see what other girls see, Just to be free like other girls...GET TO BE, nanana,na.na.na,nanana,na.na.na,nanana,na.na.na, wooooo To wear my old jeans, To eat a whole cake, Feel the sun on my feet,
Jenny: Be quiet,
Jill: Be crazy, Be anything I want to be, Dance around in my underwear, To walk by myself, Do nothing all day, To eat a whole cake, Be cranky with frosting,
Jenny: No cameras, No pressures, No phonies, No hairjam, No people who think that they know me but don't
Jill: No bleb from shoes!
-Jim:Great job
Jim gives Jenny a tip.-
Jill and Jenny: I wanna be like other girls, I wanna see what other girls see, Just to be free like other girls, woooo woooo I wanna be like other girls, I wanna see what other girls see, Just to be free like other girls...GET TO BE! nanana,na.na.na,nanana,na.na.na,nanana,na.na.na, woooo
Jenny: To stay in one place,
Jill: To sleep until 3
Jenny: To meet a nice guy who likes me for me (not singing) did I just say that? (singing) No cameras. No preesures, No phonies, No hairjam, No people who think that they know me but don't,
Jill: No bleb from shoes
Both: I wanna be like other girls, I wanna see what other girls see, Just to be free like other girls, I wanna be like other girls, I wanna see what other girls see, Just to be free like other girls, woooo woooo I wanna be like other girls, I wanna see what other girls see, Just to be free like other girls, Just to be free like other girls...GET TO BE
Jenny: Lets go,
Jenny continued to the forest and Link, Bob and Jim followed. They followed the path to the mountains and kept walking until they came across a cabin
Jenny: What's this?
Jim:A cabin.
Jenny: Okay,
Jenny started up the mountain and Link followed
Link: Guys, this is a good time to squeeze in a song...
Jim:Im bad at songs.
Link wrote up a crude script
Link: That's it!
Jim: You know, we live in a pokemon world
Link: That's right, we all live in the pokemon world! (Cue Pokemon World theme)
Jim: So you wanna be the master of Pokemon!
Jenny threw a rock at Jim
Link: That's why I didn't write the rest,
Jim:that is what the script says.
Link: Forget it...
Jenny: Guys, you should see this...
Link, Bob and Jim ran up the mountain Jenny: Are stolfoses suppose to pose as humans and take stuff from shops?
Back in town, Stolfoses poseed as humans and were taking stuff from shops
Bob:No.
Jim:No.
Link:No
Link and Jenny looked at each other and yelled and ran down the mountain while Jim and bob watched.
bob:why are we waiting here?
jim:I dont know. Lets go!
All of them ran down the mountain. Jenny took out her sword and Link took out his sword and sheild
Bob:I love fight!
Bob takes out Bow And Arrow.
Jenny and Link entered Town, and were immediately attacked by the Stolfos
Stolfos: We got Zelda!
One of the Stolfos had Karen
Link: You idiots, that's not Zelda!
Stolfos: Oops
The Stolfos let Karen go
Jenny: Idiots...
Bob:Karen!
Karen: Bob!
Karen ran over to Bob
Bob:Hello again Karen.
Karen: Are you okay?
Bob:Yes are you ok?
Karen: Yes...I was so worried, I thought...they got you
Bob:Nope
Bob throws the Bow and Arrow to Jim.
Jim:What was that for?
Bob:Karen lets goto the beach.
Karen: Okay...
Bob:Or we could help the others fight.
Karen: I can't fight!
Bob:oh yeah how about we watch?
Jim uses the Bow and Arrow.
Jim:DIE! MONSTER DIE!
Link looked up at the sky
Link: Jenny, the sun!
Jenny: I got it!
Jenny took her bow and light arrows and ran down to the beach, Jack, who was down the road was cutting the Stolfoses with his Sickle
Jim:Time to show my stuff.
Jim kicks a Stolfos.
Then Rick came and summonded Cuccos (Not chickens), a Stolfos attacked the cuccos and...you know the rest. Jim punched another Stolfos while Karen smashed the heads of 2 Stolfoses together
Stolfos: Who smashed my head?
The Stolfos that spoke attacked the other headless Stolfos and Karen took the Stolfos that was attacked's sword and sheild
Karen: Now I can fight!
Bob:yay
Bob takes out his weapons.
Bob:You shal die!
Bob uses his sword on the biggest.
Jenny entered the beach and aimed her light arrow at the sun. She fired it and the sky turned dark...
Jim:Is this normal?
Karen: N-No...
Jim:....
Bob:What is going on?
Link looked at his left hand and the Triforce of Courage appeared on his left hand
BOb kept on fighting.
Zelda came along
Zelda: I escaped Ganon's clutches but he's still after me!
Link: Wait, Ganon caught you?
Zelda: Yes,
Just then Zelda and Link were trapped in a pink crystal (like the one Zelda was trapped in, in OoT?)
Jim:Cool....
Karen stomped Jim into the ground, then pulled him back up
Jim:I mean not cool!
Ganondorf came
Ganon: You...are...FOOLISH!!!
Karen: Who's that?
Jim:Yeha who?
Ganondorf: I AM GANONDORF, THE GREAT KING OF EVIL!!!
Jim: iknew it!
Karen: You did?
Bob kept on fighting.
Ganon: Now I shall take them to my tower
Jenny: No...
Jim:NO!!!!
Bob:Time to fight!
Bob stabs Ganondork(Ganon) with a sword!
Ganon picked up Bob and flung him to Ganon's Tower
Karen: BOB!
Ganon laughed and dissapeared
Bob:Nothing to do now!
Karen: What are we going to do?
Jenny: Fight!
Karen: Alright we have...2 weapon weilders, 2 farm tool users an a Cucco summoner,
Jim:We need a plan!
Akward silence...Jim breaks the silence.
Jim:We need a plan! or we could do it without one!
Jenny: I have a plan, sing!
Jim:P-O-K-E-M-O-N!
Jenny: No, sing to Ganon,
Jim: Oh, sorry
Jenny came to the edge and played Zelda's Lulaby and a rainbow bridge to Ganon's tower appeared
Jenny: Lets go!
Jim:How about we jsut stay here.
Jenny ran across the rainbow bridge
Jim:I suppose that is a no.
Jim runs across the bridge.
Jim:What exactly are we doing again?
Bob:GANON WHY DID YOU FLY ME HERE?
Jenny: Going after Ganon, duh!
Jim:oh really?
Everyone: YES!
Jim:ok I get it! Lets go I guess!
Jenny ran across the bridge with Pokemon: The Johto Journeys theme in the backround and Jim ran across the bridge with the song Jim Stinks!
Jim:Thats me!
-Gag: Me: Oops, sorry,
I changed the backround music-
Jenny: It's a whole new world we live in!
Jim:We are almost there!
Jenny: Yes...and...
Jill, Jack, Karen, Rick, Tony and Mike: YOU FORGOT US!!!
Jenny: Oops...Tony, Mike, when did you get here?
Tony: During the Gag,
Jenny: Whatever,
Everyone ran into the Tower
On the upper floor, Ganon was playing his organ...very badly
Jenny: MAKE IT STOP!!!
Bob:You play the organ badly Gannon STOP!
Jim:Thats Bob!
Ganon started to cry
Link: Now we gotta hear him bawl for hours on end...
Bob:Gannon crying? Im outta here!
Bob was tied to a pole.
Bob:Well maybe not!
Jenny: aww man! Who made fun of Ganon?
Everyone covered their ears
Jim:I didnt!
Jenny counted on her fingers
Jenny:...BOB!
Ganon: *cry* I can *sniff* play th organ! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Jim:I wonder where Bob is at in this?
Jenny: Accend...
Mike: Accend the tower!
The group ran up the tower and came across the Dinofols (Whatever they are)
Jim:I hate these things.
Jenny: I-d-ea! Huddle up!
Everyone huddled
Jenny: We use music...
Jenny: Jolly old Saint Nicholas, Lean your ear this way! Don't you tell a single soul, What I'm going to say; Christmas Eve is coming soon; Now, you dear old man, Whisper what you'll bring to me; Tell me if you can,
Tony: When the clock is striking twelve, When I'm fast asleep, Down the chimney broad and black, With your pack you'll creep; All the stockings you will find, Hanging in a row; Mine will be the shortest one, You'll be sure to know
Mike: Jimmy wants a pair of skates;
Saria wants a dolly;
Jenny wants a story book;
She thinks dolls are folly;
As for me, my little brain
Isn't very bright;
Choose for me, old Santa Claus,
What you think is right!
Ganon: (not singing) Catchy (singing) Jolly old Saint Nicholas, Lean your ear this way! Don't you tell a single soul, What I'm going to say; Christmas Eve is coming soon; Now, you dear old man, Whisper what you'll bring to me; Tell me if you can,
-end of song-
Link: HE STOLE MY SOLO!!!
Jim:Oh no! He stole your solo!
Jenny: Link is on the top floor and we're on the Dinofols floor
Jim:I KNOW! STOP TELLING ME!
Mike: JIM HAS SUPER POWERS!!!
Jim:NO I DONT!
Jenny: Don't mind Mike, lets just save Link and Zelda...oh yeah and Jim
Jim:Im right here
Jenny: I ment Bob
Karen: Jenny, I chose the song we'll sing to Ganondorf, aka Ganon aka Ganondork aka Ganon-crybaby aka Ganon-Ugly aka captain ugly!
Jim: ok
The group accended up to Ganon's keep
Jim:Oh Gannon where are you!
Ganon: Over here
Ganon was shaking Bob while he was upside-down
Ganon: Where's the money?
Bob:I dont carry money! I keep it in my bank!
Jenny: Ganon, don't you know that being a kid is a great deal,
Ganon: Point?
Jim:I will go get Bob.
Jim runs and stabs Gannon.
Ganon knocked Jim to the wall
Jenny: Then you know up...and...everything changes...
Ganon: Is this about Growing up?
Jenny: No,-song-It's about not wanting to! This is who I am and this is what I like, GC, Sum and Blink and Mxpx rocking my room, if your looking for me, I'll be at the show, I could never find a better place to go! Until the day I die I promise I won't change, so you better give up, I don't wanna be told to grow up, and I don't wanna change, I just wanna have fun, I don't wanna be told to grow up, and I don't wanna change, so you better give up, cause I'm not gonna change, I don't wanna grow up
Jim: I like to stay up late, spend hours on the phone, hanging out with all my friends, and never being at home, I'm impolite and I make fun of everyone, I'm immature but I will stay this way forever, Until the day I die I promise I won't change, so you better give up, I don't wanna be told to grow up, and I don't wanna change, I just wanna have fun, I don't wanna be told to grow up, and I don't wanna change, so you better give up, cause I'm not gonna change, I don't wanna grow up
Jenny: I don't wanna be told to grow up, I don't wanna be told to grow up, I don't wanna be told to grow up and I don't wanna change I just wanna have fun I don't wanna be told to grow up and I don't wanna change so you better give up I don't wanna be told to grow up and I don't wanna change I just wanna have fun I don't wanna be told to grow up And I don't want to change So you better give up No I don't want to change So you better grow up Cause I'm not gonna change I don't wanna grow up!
Bob:Look Gannon! Money! You better go get it!
Jack hit Ganon with a light arrow and Ganon screeched out in pain
Ganon: The Great Evil King Ganondorf...beaten by these kids?!
Ganon spat out something green
Ganon: Jenny, Tony, Mike, Jim, Bob, Jill, Jack, Rick *pants* Karen, Zelda, Link...!
Ganondorf screamed and the top of the tower shattered, then the pink crystal Link and Zelda were trapped in came down and shattered
Zelda: Ganondorf...pitiful man...Without a strong, righteous mind, he could not control the power of the gods...and...
The whole tower rumbled
Zelda: Everyone, listen to me! This tower will collapse soon! With his last breath, Ganondorf is trying to crush us in the ruins of the tower! We need to hurry and escape! Please follow me!
Zelda ran in one direction and the group followed
Everyone followed Zelda
Zelda: Watch out for falling rubble
-later in the stolfos Room-
There was a rumble and Zelda was trapped in a ring of fire
Link: Zelda!
Then 2 Stolfoses appeared
Jill: Don't you 2 know this tower in collapsing?!?
Stolfos 1: She's right!
Stolfos 2: Lets get outta here!
The 2 stolfoses ran away
Zelda: Thank you everyone, lets hurry,
The group continued to decend the tower
Jim:I hope I dont get hit!
Bob throws a paper ball at Jim.
Jim:AHHH! I GOT HIT!
Bob:That was me. Lets move!
Jenny put Bob in a wagon
Jenny: Stay
Bob:Awww why? I was just playing around.
Jim:Hahaha!
Jenny wheeled the wagon away
Bob:WHere we going?
Jenny: DOWN!!!
Bob:Right.............
Jim:Im coming Im COming.
Jenny wheeled the wagon down to the 1st floor
Jim:Theres the exit!
Jill: It's guarded by a zombie
Jill pointed to a ReDead
Jim:Oh No. Maybe we can get pass him!
The ReDead screamed and Jenny put him in the wagon
Jenny: Now you stay in Time-Out, is the wagon getting cramped?
Jim:No lots of room left!
BOb:No,not much room left.
Jenny: Sit on the ReDead
Jim:how about kill the ReDead?
Jenny: Siting on him will kill him
Jim:OK!
Jim walks and sits on the ReDead.
Jenny dragged the wagon out and...the tower collapsed
Link: Noooooo! Jenny! Jim and...his best friend which I forgot his name! Noooooo!
Then Link woke up in a room in the Mineral Town Nintendo Hotel
Jenny: He's awake!
Bob:good out of that tower
Jenny: You bet, we were almost clobbered by Ganon
Link: But the tower fell on you
Jenny: What the HECK are you talking about?
Link: So, it was all a dream...
Jenny: Yep,
Link: Bob, do you...like orange soda?
Jenny: No!
Kel (From Kenan and Kel): Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda,
Link: Is it true?
Kel: mmm-mmm, I do, I do, I do-o!
Jenny: I hate that gag
Link: Alrighty...This looks like a good time for the HAMSTER DANCE!
Jenny: Now that's a good idea! Mike get the Hamster Dance CD,
Link ran out to the lobby where everyone was hiding
Link: Hello?
There was a sign on the stage saying "If you dance to the hampster dance, you'll get rupees/money"
Jenny: Hard to argue with that,
Bob:Money? YAY!
Mike cued the Hampster Dance
Jenny, Tony, Mike, Link and Bob climbed on stage
Jim:I will sit!
Mew (Oops, I ment mee, I mean Me, too many typos): Money to buy a big screen TV Jim!
Jim:Big Screen TV? Ok i will do it!
Jim gets on stage.
Jenny and Link danced the doesedo, Tony and Mike break danced, Bob did the chicken dance and Jim did nothing.
Me: No Dancing, no money
Jim did the disco.
Bob kept doing the chicken dance.
The end