Scott walked up to counter and rang the bell
scott: heellloooo?
*echos*
scott: hmmmm...
Link: *puts hand on scotts shoulder* hi.
scott: blah!
Link: Hey!
scott: sorry bout that...my name is scott.
Link: oh no problem. Name‘s Link. nice to meet you!
scott: link! *faints*
Link: Is he okay?
Tony: Typical fanboy behavior, look at Mike
Mike was following Samus around
Link splashed water on Scott
Link: Wake up...erm...fanboy
scott: ernn water...huh...hi my name is scott...no wait i said that already...link! ohh! *jumps up to feet really fast* im your-*hits head on ceiling* i can fix that! *fixes ceiling* hey i wonder if mida is here. *runs to see if he can find midna*<_< midna! >_> helloo!? -_- nrrmmn...hey what's that?...it's...coming closer...i can't tell what it is from here...wait a second...*gasp* it's a metroid! hhhhmmmm! iiihhhmmrrm!*takes metroid off of face then throws it* geez! *runs to samus* kill it! kill it!
Samus attacked the Metroid
Tony: That happens 15 times a day,
Kirby walked in swallowed Scott and became Scott-Kirby (he spat you out)
scott: *stumbles around* whoa...hay you look like me...kinda...with the hair in front of your eyes and the zelda shirt...oh no not again! *metroid chases scott* i think they like me! they don't kill me so...yeah!
Samus: ...I won't ask
Jenny: HEY! Are you getting a room or what?
Link: *plays Sonic Heroes*
scott: yeah i'll take a room. do you allow pets? *metroid folows me around* yeah...so it's my pet. is there somthin wrong wit dat? huh? *metroid floats away slowly* no i'm not mad at you! come back! your more then a pet! your my friend!...i guess...well this is awkward...kinda wierd to...
Jenny and Tony looked at each other wierdly
Tony: If we allow Pokemon trainers, we allow pets
Link: You clean up after it
Samus: You'll need this
Samus gave Scott a Vacuum
Samus: It runs on it's own battery
scott: i don't even know if it...you know drops stuff...erm. yeah so thanks!
scott opens the door to his room
scott: woah...*metroid flies into room* cool room! *opens bag* hey. what's this? this is not mi-aaaaaaaahh! *throws PSP out window* oh my god...i feel sick. freakin PSP scared me so bad.
eli: woah sorry about that. hey what did you do with my PSP?
scott: eep...*points out window* it's out there.
eli: nooooooo! *jumps out window*
scott: dude. you could have just walked out the door. not like we are at the top floor.
eli: good it landed in the grass. *turns PSP on* oh yes it still works. see? *shows scott PSP screen*
scott goes temporarily blind.
eli: oops...i am just gonna get a room for myself...*runs from scott*
scott: i can't see you but i am gonna get you! *slams into wario* eep.
A Chain Chomp came for Eli
Yuna: Hi, this is Betsy, we're on the hunt for a Sony Console of some sort. We only allow Nintendo Consoles and Microsoft Consoles until one of our Chain Chomplets grows up to hate Microsoft
Betsy sniffed Eli and growled
Wario: Hey, I'm still here!
Yuna: We'll give you free pasta if you go on your way
Wario: No!
A PS2 Controler fell out of Wario's pocket and Betsy growled at Wario
Wario: THAT'S NOT MINE!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A PS2 IS!!!
eli: uh...i think i will be going now...heh heh. *runs from betsy* aaahyeeeee!
scott lies unconscious where he ran into wario
scott: ...n...hu. hey what?
hobo: it aint all peaches and cream kid! it aint all peaches and cream...
scott: what the? *looks behind* oh. shoot. heh what? when did i take wario? oh wait betsy!
Betsy found Scott and sniffed for Sony products, then Betsy found Eli and chased him.
Yuna: GET CHAIN CHOMPLET FOR THAT HOBO!!!
Ingo: I hate my job
Ingo came in with a Purple Chain Chomplet
Ingo: Purply go get the Hobo
Purply growled at Wario
Ingo: THE HOBO!!! THE HOBO!!! I hate my job...
Ingo let go of Purply's chain and Purply went after the hobo
wario: IT'S NOT MINE! THAT KID PUT IT IN MY POCKET!
scott: uh that is the kind of thing eli would do.
wario: thats it!
wario turns into wario-man then chases eli
scott: i wonder if i can turn into scot-man. i'm a scott-man!
scott tries to transform into scott-man but fails
waluigi: heh heh!
scott: what the...
midna: were you looking for me?
scott faints
midna: hello? are you OK?
Purply had eaten the hobo (not really, Purply just hid him in a closet)
Ingo: Lets go Purply
Ingo took Purply back to the Chomplet Coral
Chompa was chasing after Eli and Yuna let go of the chain
Yuna: Be back before snack time!
An Igglybuff came up to Midna (you know, the Pokemon)
wario: heh heh...wow that was fun!
midna: what were you doing?
wario: i got back at that kid.
midna: for what?
wario: he planted some wierd sony-
wario gets knocked down by the nintendo hotel security
hotel security: PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE GROUND!
wario puts his hands on the ground
Yuna: I didn't know we had that king of security
Tony: It came with 4th Gen. Pokemon!
A Chimchar came up to Tony
Tony: Hi Chimchar!
wario: what? all i said was son-
scott puts his hand over warios mouth
scott: dont say that word!
Yuna: At least I can say Sony
The security guys gathered around Yuna and put their thumbs up
Tony: Don't we have an Eye-toy?
Yuna: No, it's actually, I-toy, you know, from apple?
Tony: ...I don't get it
midna: so...who are you?
scott: the name is scott.
midna: my name is midna. nice to meet you!
the metroid flies around midna
midna: what is that?!
scott: no! its OK he...er she whatever is my friend.
midna: your friend?
scott: ...yeah...i guess.
Tatl came in
Tatl: Hi I'm running from Mars because I insulted Riku
Tony: That was you?
Tatl: Yeah,
Tony: Oh, just wonderin' ...HEY RIKU!!! TATL'S HERE!!!
Riku came in and started chasing Tatl down
scott droped a bunch of sony stuff in front of midna
scott: O_0 got them. now im just gonna...g-
scott falls off of the second floor onto the grass
midna: wow...he can take a beating.
midna made a energy barrier that imploded on the sony products
scott: told you eli is a sony freak!
he fainted
Tony: I wish something would happen,
Toad: GIGA BOWSER IS COMING!!!
Tony looked at his hands
Tony: I think I'll go to my room
Tony went into the staff room
midna: i dont know scott. this seems dangerous.
scott: dont worry. i know what i am doing.
midna: cant i just make a barrier and make it implode on them?
scott: i need to have fun to you know.
midna: but my way is more...not so messy.
scott lights a fuse the leads to a big pile of sony stuff.
scott: this is out in the middle of the forest.
midna: we cant do this in the forest!
scott: well look at the trees. they are dead. wait. this
place...looks. like. *gasp* darkovia!
Zant started to circle Midna and Scott, Tidus was chasing him with a whip
Tidus: You try to enslave the hotel, you get to work downstairs
Zant: You can't do this to me, I'm the Twilight Princess!!!
Everyone laughed at Zant, even the ones who were working downstairs (Ganondorf -Zelda-, Ansem -Kingdom Hearts-, and Seymour -FFX-)
Zant: Oh, gah, I mean...
scott: zant?
midna: he is the king of the twilight realm.
scott: oh. twilight realm?
midna: it's my home.
scott: can we go there?
midna: maybe. if mars lets us.
scott: well lets go ask her!
scott and midna go to ask mars if they could go to the twilight realm
Mars: Erm...go to the twilight realm
Zant: I can take you there!
Jenny pushed Zant back underground
Jenny: No! Last time you plunged the Hotel into Twilight, you became...Queen, your majesty!
Everyone in the hotel laughed
Tidus: Isn't Midna the Twilight Princess?
Yuna: Zant's just the Userper...QUEEN!!!
Everyone laughed again
scott: cool!
midna opend a portal to the twilight realm and they went in
scott: whoa...this place is awesome!
midna: (he didnt turn into a spirit...i wonder...)
midna turns into her true form
scott: this is your home? wow...
scott turns around
scott: hey you're not midna!
midna: i am midna!
scott: oh...sorry.
Ansem: OH BOY!!! A PORTAL O' FUN!!!
Everyone: ooookay...
Ansem ran towards the portal but Jenny stopped him
Jenny: No! You are not going into this portal
Ansem: ...O' Fun
Jenny: Whatever!
Ganondorf: But we have to go with you since there's no one to watch OW!!!
A Beedrill had just used Poison Sting on Ganondorf's rear end
Ganon: At least it's less worse than having my rear end...OH NO!!!
Quilava just lit Ganon's rear end on fire
Tidus: C'mon Quilava
The staff members entered the twilight realm
Jenny: Tony, Guard the portal,
midna: dont grab me like that again.
scott: but i thought you were someone else. like if you used chloroform to put midna out then took her somewhere else and came back for me.
midna: where did you get that idea?
scott: it happens alot were i come from.
midna: eesh! why do you live there if people do that?
scott: got used to it i geuss.
midna: wow.
Jenny tapped Midna on the shoulder
Jenny: Erm, Can I remind you that to Role Play you need to interact with the other characters
Riku: We've been trying to interact with you,
Tidus: And by the way, we can see you,
Link: I wish Jim and Bob were here, if they were here, they would say something like...
Link took out a Jim hand puppet
Link: (as Jim) Where's the TV? (as himself) and Bob would say...
Link took out a Bob hand puppet
Link: (as Bob) Why do you always care about TV?
Yuna: How'd you make those?
Link: I have too much free time on my hands
eli poped his head thru the portal
eli: whats up fellas?!
scott: how did you get past tony?
eli: who?
scott: tony! the guy standing over there!
he pointed at tony next to the portal
eli: oh...well i came back to tell you that i saw the light. and that light...is the wii.
scott: give me that!
he took a DS out of elis pocket thinking it was a PSP
scott: a DS? wow. you did see the light.
eli: yup.
Jenny: You try to be noticed...
Link: I guess there's no choice (as Bob) Lets Beat Up Eli! (as himself) Jim, Eli stole your TV (as Jim) Lets beat up Eli!
Tidus: I'll do the honners,
Tidus punched Eli...hard
eli: oof.
he ran out of the twilight realm
eli: i saw the light!
scott: read the rules! *takes a paper out of his pocket* see!? what? this is not the rules. these are blue prints for a custom star fighter. the fist of hyrule!
the fist of hyrule lands on scott
Tony: Eli! To the basement with thee!!!
Ansem: The Beedril's being mean!
Tony: SHUT UP!!!
Link: Should we help him? (as Jim) No! He stole my TV! (as Bob) That was Eli!
Someone walked by gesturing that Link was crazy
Link: I saw that! I'M NOT CRAZY!!! (To Midna) Am I crazy?
Jenny's Feraligatr got the fist of hyrule off of Scott
midna: no. why would people think you are crazy?
scott: thanks feraligater. the fist of hyrule just came out of nowhere. but there is no pilot.
Riku: Look at the puppets on his hand
Link: (as Bob) I'm not a puppet!
Riku: See?
Feraligatr put a hat on Scott
scott got in a fight with a twilight bird.
scott: put up ya dukes! er whaeva ya got!
midna: i dont think you are crazy. but look at scott. he is a little crazy i mean look at him. he is fist fighting that twilight bird thing.
scott: i aint crazy!
some other guy makes a gesture that scott is crazy.
Feraligatr nodded as if he was saying "Yes you are"
Link: Fist fight
Tidus: But fist fights are fun!
Tidus picked a fight with a Twilight Moblin and won
Tidus: And what!
Yuna: Tidus, you're a different story, your a black belt in karate
scott: GHETTOOOO!!!!!!
scott punched out the twilight bird
midna: dont touch that!
scott: what is it?
midna: twilight crystals. i dont know what they will do to you. just stay away from them.
jeremy: whats up fellas?
scott: uugh!
jeremy: what?
scott: random people coming! and nobody panic! he is a nintendo freak like me!
eli:(from down stairs) whats so bad about sony? OW!!!
Tony attached a Walkie Talkie to Beedrill
Jenny: (Through Walkie Talkie) I DON'T HEAR YOU SINGING!!!
Villians: Hi-oh! Hi-oh! It's off to work we go!
Link: (as Jim) Where's my TV? (as Bob) That's all you care about! (as Jim) That's right
Jim:Thats my line!
Bob:Thats my line also!
Jenny: Yay! You came! Now Link can get rid of those creepy puppets!
Link: (as Bob) We're not...
Riku took both puppets off Link's hands
Link: Aww man
jeremy: you did it scott!
scott: did what?
jeremy: you got people to come here!
scott: i tryed to but it didn't work.
jeremy: then who are they?
jeremy points at jim and bob
scott: thats bob and thats jim. i didn't get them here.
jeremy: oh. whats up fellas?!
Link took out another Jim puppet
Link: (as Jim) What up?
Riku: What the- how many of those do you have?
Link took out all the puppets and started counting them
Tidus: Okay...Link's lost his mind
midna: OK. maybe you are crazy. but i still like you!
jeremy: this place is creepy! i wanna go back to the hotel!
scott: OK. fine you can go. i like it here.
jeremy:how would i do that?
midna: you can go thru that portal over there.
jeremy: thanks.
jeremy left the twilight realm
Tony: Where'd you come from?
Jenny came out with Jim and Bob
Jenny: You guys don't belong here, No TV or Karen
Riku pushed Link through the portal
Riku: Confiscate his puppets
Link took out a Riku puppet
Link: (as Riku) No! Don't!
Yuna took it off his hand
Link: Hey! Jim tell her to give it back
Link took out a Jim puppet
Link; (as Jim) Give it back!
Jenny: That's it!
Jenny took out a Mars puppet
Jenny: (as Mars) Link! Give Jenny all your puppets!
Link: Okay Mars!
Link gave Jenny all his puppets
Bob:That reminds me, wheres Karen!
Jim takes all of Link's puppets and threw them out the window.
Link: okay, when will I have free time
Link checked his calender
Link: 10 YEARS!
/meanwhile/
Karen: Can I have another round?
Barkeep: Mish Kareen, wut bothersh yoo sho?
Karen: The usual,
Barkeep: Wut ushual?
Karen: You're just a hypello,
Barkeep: Ish my eenglish cooreect?
Ingo: Jenny! You have to get a new barkeeper!
(back at the hotel)
scott: siging?
eli: hi-oh! hi-oh! it's off to work we go!
scott: oh hi metroid!
the metroid spun around scott's head.
Jack came by and caught Metroid with a Butterfly Net
Jack: Yay! Now your owner has to catch my dog with that Net
Jack let the Metroid go and gave the net to Scott
scott: ...ok...
jeremy: aah! a metroid!
scott: no!
A Weepinbell fell on top of Jeremy's head (The Weepinbell had it's mouth over Jeremy's head)
jeremy: aaaaaaaahhhh!!!
scott: oh ho ho! ahahahhahahaha!
jeremy: stop laughing!
Weepinbell: Bell! Bell!
Jenny:Oh no! This is bad!
jeremy: get it off of me!
scott: it looks good on you!
jeremy: no!
Jenny: That Weepinbell should've evolved a week ago
Link: (as Bob) What?
Riku: What the-? You don't have a puppet
Link: I can use my hands
Jenny: Use a Leaf Stone of Weepinbell
Link used a Leaf Stone and Weepinbell evolved...into Victreebel and he still didn't get off of Jeremy's head
Link: I tried
Karen came in, then went to her hotel room
Yuna: She doesn't say "Hello" anymore?
jeremy: scott!
scott: fine.
jeremy: eee!
scott pulled the victreebel off of jeremy's head
jeremy: *gasp*
now the metroid is on jeremy's face
scott: no! bad metroid!
the metoid flew away to scott's room
Victreebell used Vine Whip to give Jeremy a hug
Jenny: He likes you!
scott: i challenge you to a custom robo battle!
guy: a what?
scott gave a robo cube to the guy
guy: oh. i am a master of this game!
scott: bring it!
scott KOed him
guy: nnnnng...
scott: see midna! i have skills!
midna: *sigh*
scott: world here i come!
scott ran away to battle the staff
Jenny: Custom Robo? No thanks Pokemon's cooler!
Kiko burst out of Jenny's Pokeball
Kiko: Pikochu!
scott: you guys don't even have robo cubes!
jeremy: i do.
scott: good.
jeremy: DIVE!!!
scott: DIVE!!!
57 minutes later...
jeremy: we both got KOed!
scott: i hate tied battles...
Link: That was a long 57 minutes
scott: i lost!
jermy: who won?
scott: mars!
jeremy: ha ha! you lost to a girl!
scott: why dont you battle her and see what happens?
jeremy: bring it!
8 minutes later...
jeremy: EEE! I LOST TOO!!!
eli: SONY!!!
scott: QUITE! you blundering FOOL! You'll curse us all!
Mars: May I remind you that my character's name is Jenny, in this Role Play, I'm just a voice
Link: A threating voice!
Yuna: Yes Link, a threatening voice
Monferno came in
Jenny: Hey Monfeno!
Tidus: Who?
Tony: The second form of the Fire Starter in Diamond and Pearl
Mars: Yes, he's my new best friend!
Monferno: Monfer!
Jenny: Good Fire Monkey,
scott: we got beat by jenny.
jeremy: oh...not the god-like voice?
scott: yeah. i guess you could put it that way.
jeremy: 2 vs 1?
scott: you mean you and me vs her?
jeremy: oh...i was thinking me and jenny vs you!
scott: fine. i could use a good challenge. dive!
Monferno: Monfer!
Monferno used Flame Wheel on Jeremy
Jenny: Erm, okay...how's Mach Punch?
Monferno used Mach Punch on Scott's Custom Robo-thing
custom robo stats...
scotts robo:
body: rakansen (strike vanisher)
gun: wave laser
bomb: freeze
pod: titan
legs: high jump

jeremys robo:
body: ruhiel (lightning sky)
gun: stun
bomb: delta
pod: sky freeze
legs: wide jump

rakansen used freeze bomb on monferno.
ruhiel used delta bomb on rakansen.
Not very effective on Monferno
(Ice on a Fire Type)
Monferno used Flame Wheel on Rakansen
Chiro came out
Chiro: Pachir!!!
Jenny: This is my Pachirisu, Chiro
Mimiroru came out
Mimiroru: Buneary!
Jenny: That's my Mimi --I mean-- Buneary, Mimiroru
rakensen used titan on ruhiel
ruhiel used stun on rakensen. rakensen is down for one turn
scott: lets make this a little more interesting.
scott swaped rakensen for glory

body: glory (shining fighter)
gun: gatling
bomb: titan
pod: satellite
legs: formula

glory used titan bomb on ruhiel(ouch!)
Chiro used Spark On both Custom Robos
jeremy: hey! i'm on your side! *points at jenny* MUTINY! MUTINY!
scott: do you know the meaning of that word?
jeremy: no idea! *points at jenny again* MUTINY!
scott: looks like a 3 player battle royal.
ruhiel used stun on chiro.
glory used gatling on ruhiel. ruhiel is down and out.
jeremy: well then i get your rakensen!
scott: fair. take it for now.
Victreebel jumped on top of Jeremy
jeremy: rakensen! help! use wave laser on victreebel!
rakensen used wave laser and titan on victreebel.
jeremy: *burnt*
glory used three satellite pods on monferno.
Jenny took Victreebel off of Jeremy and then punched him in the stomach
Jenny: Have you no respect for Pokemon
Then my new Prinplup came and used Bide on Glory
Tidus: Wait, I thought it was Pip--I mean Pocchama
Yuna: It evolved and got it's English name
Tony: I guess,
jeremy: YELL!!!
jeremy ran away.
scott: ...i don't know what he means by that.
jeremy: YELL!!!
guy: freakin fight! geez...
scott: OK OK fine.
jeremy: YELL!!!
glory used titan on the center of the battlefield.
scott: heh heh heh...
Link ran into the center and used Nayru's love
Link: You can't beat me!
Ganon: (from downstairs) SEND IN THE IRON KNUCKLE!!!
An Iron Knuckle emerged from downstairs
Riku: Wait! We're wreaking the hotel!
Jenny: Riku's right...TO THE NINTENDO HOTEL BATTLE TOWER!!!
Yuna: Where is it?
Tidus: Is it that the building on the roof?
Tony: It's not on the roof, the upper entrance is on the roof
Jenny: As I was saying...TO THE NINTENDO HOTEL BATTLE TOWER!!!
Tony: Welcome one and all to the first battle in the Nintendo Hotel Battle Tower, I'm Tony Romeo.
Mike: And I'm Mike...it's just Mike
Tony: The combatees are...
Jenny Benlia,
Link,
Scott,
Jeremy,
Ganondorf's Iron Knuckle,
and Victreebel--huh?
Mike: Victreebel wants to hurt Jeremy
Tony: Why?
Mike: He attacked him!
Tony: Sounds resonable,
Victreebel: Eeee! Eeeeee! Eee! Eeeeeeeee!
Mike: Translation...I can call on my Forest Friends to help me win this battle
Bob:I will just watch battle.
Ganondorf's Iron Knuckle took Bob and threw him on the battlefield and Bobba entered Tony and Mike's announcing booth
Bobba: And the kid with the first three letters of my name just got thrown onto the battlefield before this battle starts
Mike: Are you the announcer in Luca in FFX?
Bobba: Why yes, yes I am,
Mike punched him out
Mike: You're a jerk!
Tony: It looks like Bob's part of the battle, because the Referee is...a moblin...everyone...meet Bob,
Karen: Oh no, I can't watch,
Mike: We give Ganondorf's Iron Knuckle, a red card,
Iron Knuckle: *growls*
Mike: Translat...never mind, he just cursed at us...
Tony: The battle will start...with *randomly chooses someone to attack first* Scott's first move!
scott: cool.
he got a wooden baseball bat out of his backpack.
jeremy: HE HAS MY HEAD IN HIS MOUTH!!!!!
scott: whatever. hiiyaa!
the bat broke on the iron knuckles head and did nothing.
scott: ...
The Iron Knuckle approched Jeremy
Jenny: Lets go, Feraligatr! Sceptile! Monferno!
Jenny sent out her Pokemon
Jenny: Attack!
Feraligatr used Dynamic punch on the Iron Knuckle and...the armor shook. Sceptile used Leaf Blade on Scott and Monferno used Flame Wheel on Victreebel
Victreebel: Eeee! Eeeee!
Mike: Translation...I summon...the Mankey?!
A group of Makey came and started using Scratch on Jeremy, Bob, Link and the Referee
Tony: Oh! Oh no! The Mankey are using Scratch on the eyes! It looks painful folks,
Link: MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!
scott: it burns! like razors!
jeremy: ah! iron knuckle!
scott: fire in the hole!
throws pipe bomb at the floor
jeremy: oh my god!
*smoke*
scott: its a dud!
eli: (from downstairs)this is madness!
Bob: Uhhhh, oookkk, Thing is, I don't have a pokemon.
Bob went to the lab that just magically appeared , then came back to the battle.
Jim: I guess I will just watch TV.
Bob:oooo I found a pikachu in the lab.
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pika Pika, (Trans:Thats me)
Bob:Get in there Pikachu, and use your quick attack on any of them,as I got to see other business first.
Pikachu went and used quick attack on a Mankey.
Tony: Okay where did the Pikachu come from
The Mankey Pikachu used Quick attack on used evolved into Primape
Primeape: Primeape! Primeape!
Mike: Translation...Primeape I am! Primape call on bretheren!
Link punched five of the Mankey attacking and they evolved into Primeape
Primeape: Primeape! Primeape!
Mike: Translation...We eat enemy? We feet me?
Primeape: Ape! Ape!
Mike: Oh, it's...We BEAT enemy and We DEFEAT ENEMY
Victreebel: Eeeee! Eeeeee!
Mike: Translation...We will win! We will beat Jeremy!
Monferno: Mon, Monferno Mon!
Mike: Translation...Hey, mind if I cut in?
Monferno used Flame Wheel on Victreebel
Tony: And it's a KO! Point for Jenny
Jenny: ...And now, Pokeball...
Max: Wait, I'll catch it
Yuna: Hide me!
Max: I'm over you now
Yuna: Oh thank you!
Max: Pokeball go!
Max caught the Victreebel.
Tony: Okay, that was wierd...
Link Kicked Bob
jeremy: go charmander!...what? i know he is first gen but...he is all i got as a pokemon.
scott: i never make those things right! this one is a dud!
eli: (from downstairs) can i join the fight?...can you people hear me?...hello?
jeremy: charmander! use ember on the primeape!...what? ember is all i got!
scott: give me that! rakensen is mine again! sadly i wont be able to use it out here in the open...
eli: piece of crap waste of money! *smashes ps3* i am free of the evil! *hugs mario*
jeremy: wow eli...that was cool.
scott: dang! i wanted to smash it!
eli: sony stinks!
Tony: The Primeape retreated,
Max: I'll help you Jenny, Manaphy!
Max sent out Manaphy
Jenny: Why do you mock me with that,
Max: I'm giving you Phione, aren't I?
Jenny: Shut up!
The Iron Knuckle used the axe on Bob, but it missed by a mile...literaly
scott: *takes out a stun gun*
jeremy: whats up?
scott: it's for the iron knuckle,
Bob:What was that for Link?(directed at the kick)
Pikachu: Pika Pi? (Trans: Wha Wha Wha, oh no, its a Primape)
Jim still sits there watching TV.
Bob: Pikachu use thunder on Primape.
Tony: Get those Primeape off the...oh boy...here comes, Ifrit...
Ifrit came onto the field and knocked Jeremy out
Mike: Ohhh!
Tony: Jeremy's out, or is he?
Link: It's a free-for-all Bob, now fight for your life!
The Iron Knuckle got it's helmit knocked off by Monferno's Mach punch
Max: Manaphy, return...
Max called Manaphy back
Max: Charizard!
Charizard came out
Karen: Bob! Use the wine!
Karen threw a bottle of wine onto the battlefield for Bob
Bob:ooo When did you get here Karen?
Bob drank some of the wine and threw the rest in others eyes.
Jenny: Hey!
Max: Wine? It's Harvest Moon!
Tony: Pokemon and Aeons are immune to Alcohol
Karen: Really?
Mike: The Iron Knuckle is on the ground!
Feraligatr used Hydro Pump on the Iron Knuckle and its armor came off
scott: *manic laugh*
jeremy: ooohh...my head. huh? what is up with him?
scott used the stun gun on the iron knuckle until it started to smoke.
scott: he broke my bat! he deserves it!
jeremy: i think you got him...oh man! it smells like chard skin!
scott: ok...that's enough.
jeremy: nooooo!!! *stuned*
scott stuned bob's left hand and jenny's right foot.
scott: just enough power to make them numb.
Bob:Good thing I'm right handed. Haha.
Jim still...... sits there watching TV.
Jenny: I don't need my right foot to do this!
Jenny kicked Scott in the "Family Jewels"
Tony: Ow,
Mike: That hurts,
Ifrit used a Firaga spell on Jeremy
Tony: That's burns,
Max: Jenny! Send out Blastiose!
Link: Dude, it goes under Final Fantasy rules,
Link used an Ice arrow on Ifrit
Link: That should do good damage
Tidus: I think you just jacked up it's overdrive gauge
<$$$$$$$$$$$$>
Riku: Think about that,
Yuna: It's gonna use it's overdrive!
scott: (high pitch) whats a firaga?
jeremy: it burns! like...FIRE!!!
scott: (high pitch) oh yeah? you think that hurts?
jeremy: charmander. use ember on jims TV!
scott: (normal pitch) uh...jim. you can watch TV in my room if you want...jim? hello?
Jim stops watching TV speaking it was destroyed.
Jim:I need to get off my lazy bottom, so what was going on again?
Bob; Oh not very much, just fighting and that stuff.
scott: YOU!!!
jeremy: what?
charmander: char! char! (sorry jim)
scott: you broke the mans TV!
jeremy: yeah? so...?
scott: how would you like it if i broke YOUR TV? huh?
jeremy: i wouldn't care!
scott blew up jeremy's TV with a pipe bomb.
jeremy: NNOOOOOOoooo!!!
Link used another Ice Arrow on Ifrit
Jenny: We're all doomed
Ifrit used it's Overdrive, Hellfire and it did 1,000,000 Damage to everyone
Max: That wasn't so bad, I feel refreshed
Jenny: Oh yeah I equiped my party with Fire Eater,
Monferno: Monferno!
Mike: Translation...YEAH!!!
Tony: That hurt almost everyone...
Mike: Looks like Bob's party had Nulfire...
Tony: IT WAS THE WINE HE DRANK!!!
Mike: Huh?
Tony: It was a Nulfire drink!
Jenny: Feraligatr! ICE BEAM!!!
Feraligatr used Ice Beam on Ifrit
Mike: Down goes Ifrit!
Tony: Looking at Scott, erm...don't look at Scott
jeremy: well it's a good thing i took links goron tunic!
scott: .....
jeremy: oh man!
jeremy is out of the battle.
scott is out of the battle.
charmander is out of the battle.
jeremy: dont worry. we can just watch the battle from here in the stands. HE will fight.
jeremy points at a man in grey armor standing in the door way.
?: you need my help?
general.link: if not then i'm out of the battle.
?: who said that?
Jenny summoned Valefore
Jenny: Take out that person with your Overdrive, Energy Blast
Valefore did 9999 damage to the man in armor,
Max: Hey, what about Link?
Link walked out
Tony: Now it's down to Jenny's Team and Bob's Team...and the Iron Knuckle is dead
droma: hmm. good. but i'm not going down without a fight!
Jenny: ...Bring it,
Jenny pulled out a Long Golden Sword
Max: I'll return the Pokemon,
Max returned the Pokemon on his team to their Pokeballs
Tony: It's between Droma, the new challenger and Jenny,
Mike: And I think Bob and Max,
Tony: Why?
Max punched Bob
Tony: Oh,
droma pulled a pike off of the wall from across the room and closed off all the exits. then used shailik as a puppet.
droma: attack.
shailik used a short and weak burst of energy on jenny.
droma: *sigh*
droma cast shailik away into oblivion. Jenny dodged the attack and ordered Valefor to Use Reflect
Tony: This...is epic
Jenny pounded her fists together
jeremy was playing with the boom box trying to play "epic" music for the fight.
jeremy: ah. slipknot!
droma smashed the boom box.
jeremy: O_0 h...how did he do that?
Bob:This is weird......
scott: take that! you rock...
jeremy: ?
scott pointed at valefor.
scott: dragon!
jeremy: cool. you don't look so good.
scott: no. YOU don't look so good!
jeremy: who?
scott was pointing at an empty suit of armor.
jeremy: how did you get this wine?
scott: this box.
droma was shooting arrows at valefor.
droma: i shall avenge you master isorus! prepare thyself for the divine exorcism of justice!
scott and jeremy: wow...
Jenny: Dude, Ifrit did it, not us,
Max: Oh well, Charizard!
Max sent out Charizard,
Max: Take Bob out of the Battle!
Charizard put Bob in the stands
Tony: Max, Bob isn't out until he's defeated,
Max: Oh,
Jenny: Golden Blade!
Jenny unleashed an Energy Blast from her Golden Blade and it did 10,000 damage to Droma
Bob:Yeah, you charizard, Im not out until Im defeated! Pikachu use thunder on the Charizard.
Pikachu used Thunder, but misses and hits Jim instead.
Jim holds on to his comment.
droma's armor turned black then droma unleashed the full power of the dark halberd on valefor.
droma: ...my destiny has been fulfilled...uuhgg!
scott: droma...he hasn't lost a fight since he fought xan...congratulations jenny!
general.link: i like the ambience here.
Jim now is attempting to still hold on to the comment.
Bob: I am so sorry Jim.
Jim:I HAD ENOUGH!?!?!?!?!
Jim bites Bob, and kicks him, and then punches him.
Jenny: Now, Ho-Oh!
Jenny sent out Ho-Oh
Jenny: Sacred Fire!
Max: Charizard use Burn Blast!
(Burn Blast is an elemental Hyper Beam for Fire)
The Pokemon did their attacks on Bob and Pikachu
Bob and Pikachu(translation): AHHHH.
Bob and Pikachu run behind a wall.
The wall melted
Jenny: You're paying for that,
Max: Charizard, use Overheat
Charizard didn't do anything,
Max: Oh yeah, Recharge
Jenny: Ho-Oh! Overheat!
general.link: my left ear is def.
scott: who are you voices!? not again! i have had enough voices in my head! telling me to steal stuff!
general.link: i'm not gonna tell you to steal stuff...unles it's something fun!
scott: nnnooooooooo!
jeremy: he's drunk.
scott: no YOU are!
scott pointed at the empty suit of armor again.
Tidus: I'm never getting Drunk
Jecht: Good, you're not following in my footsteps
Tidus: Hooray!
Yuna: Okay...
jeremy: droma is now one with the force.
scott: ugh. my head hurts.
Jim gets a 6-pack of beer and drinks it all.
Jim: Who are you?
Bob: hehe, he don't remember anything about our fight now.
Jim: What fight?
Bob: There was no fight...
Jim: What fight?
Bob: There was no fight....
Jim: What?!?
Bob: I said it 2 times already.
scott: i think my head is starting to clear out the wine.
jeremy: poor droma.
scott: what about droma?
jeremy: you don't remember?
scott: nope.
Tony: Karen! You started underage drinking!
Karen: Bob! Use the...oh never mind
Karen gave Jenny and Max Wine
Jenny: Karen...you are so...hic!
Max: Why? hic!
Jenny: You know Max, you're my best friend ever!
Tony: What about me?
Jenny: What about who?
Mike: Karen!!! Why!
jeremy: i see drunk people...walking around like regular people. they don't see each other. they only see what they want to see. they don't know they're drunk...
scott: O_0 what did you just say?
jeremy: at least you're not drunk...
Bob:KAREN!!!!! HELLO!
Bob drinks wine so he can be drunk too.
Bob:I like pie with syrup on the top of it.
scott: i see drunk poeple too!
jeremy and scott: aaaaahhhhhh!!!
Tony: Okay, it's a draw 'cause everyone's drunk, okay clear the field and get the drunk people to Rehab!
Bobba got up
Bobba: What's I miss?
/Three Days Later.../
Jenny: What a long three days...
Mars1040: Now Wine and Beer is banned from this current Role Play
Karen: I come from Harvest Moon!
Mars1040: Come from Forget-Me-Not Valley!
Jim: the hotel needs a bar.
Bob: Jim, its banned from the Role Play.
Guildmaster: Your going to get me into trouble if you keep talking about it. So quit it Jim and Bob!
Both: Okay, master.
Jenny: We have a bar,
Link: Right now, it's only stocked with Juice and Milk
Jim: It needs beer....
The Bob: JIM! QUIT TALKING ABOUT BEER!
Bob: At least I stopped......
Jenny: Please Jim...stop...
Max: This might be humiliating, but she just put on the new thread,
Tony: It says that characters can't be Alcoholics
Mike: Be embarassed Jim, be very embarassed
scott: O_0 voices...
jeremy: i saw zant open his mouth then realy loud church music came out!
scott: rehab for jeremy!
jeremy: no rehab. i'm serious.
scott went to see zant then came back.
scott: he did...
Tidus: New crazy guy, Zant
Zant: Why?
Jenny: GET DOWNSTAIRS!!!
Zant went back downstairs
jeremy: it was funny though!
scott: to bad he had to go downstairs.
jeremy: why?!
scott: twilight is kinda nice. but i guess it is bad. link turns into a wolf. poor link.
jeremy: twilight is creepy!
general.link: i like it too. but i guess it is somehow bad for us.
Link: What about Darkness?
Riku: You know how I feel about Darkness-bashing!
scott: darkness-bashing?
jeremy: twilight eats people.
midna: did i miss something?
scott: you missed the fight.
jeremy: it was spectacular!
scott: i've never heard you say THAT word before.
Tony: I wish something would happen...
Tidus: Something did happen
jeremy: EPIC!!! *plays sephiroth's theme*
scott: MORE EPIC!!! *plays a hero falls*
jeremy: grrrrr...
scott: errrrr...
Link: No epic, just a nice, quiet...
Riku: POOL PAR-TAY!!!
Everyone ran out to the pool
jeremy: but droma smashed my boom box!
scott: because you played slipknot!
jeremy: just go!
scott: no! i don't like the wetness.
scott got splashed after snorlax jumped in the water.
scott: so cold...
jeremy: HA!
Oniyuri: -runs to pool gripping a Link plushie- Why am I here? -sees Link- Ah, so that was why. -grins-
Tatl: SHE IS ON THE LOOSE RUN WHILE YOU CANN!!!!
Tael: ...cheese? 8D
Oniyuri: -dances around like a retard-
Link: Who's that girl?
Tidus: It's a fangirl! She's a crazed girl who wants to be your girlfriend
Riku: Run before the fangirl comes!
Link: Isn't Jenny your fangirl?
Riku: It's a healthy obsession
Bob:PARTY!
Bob:I
Bob:Like
Bob:to
Jim:PARTY. Do you like to party Bob?
Bob:I like to party, do you like to party Robert???
Jim:Robert???

Robert Stats:
Name:Robert
Age:15
Gender:Male
Looks:Brown T-shirt, Shorts(after all its summer time), Blue eyes, Brown hair, white shoes
Likes:Friends
Dislikes:Gannon and his other forms.

Robert:Yeah, I'm here! I like to party! Do you like to party Jim?
Jim:Yes, I like to party!
Oniyuri: BEWARE MY SUPER FANGIRL POWERS YO!!
Tatl: You don't have super fangirl powers.
Oniyuri: Yes I do....okay, but they didn't need to know that...umm...where was I...oh yes. -runs up to Link and pokes repitively on shoulder- Make a meep soundddd....>__<
jeremy: pool party! come on scott!
scott: i don't like the cold...so cold...
Bob pushes Scott into the pool
Mike: I like to move it, move it, I like to move it, move it, I like to move it, move it, you like to...
Chorus: MOVE IT!
scott: >:o
jeremy: XD
scott: wise guy eh? *bonks bob on the head*
jeremy: stooge.
Jenny: Okay,
Mike: SING WITH ME!!! I like to move it, move it, I like to move it, move it, I like to move it, move it, you like to...
Jenny: ...move it?
Mike: I like to move it, move it, I like to move it, move it, I like to move it, move it, you like to...well?
scott: move it!
Bob:I like to move it,move it. I like to move it, move it, I like to move it, move it, you like to.....
Robert:Move it.
Bob:I like to move it,move it. I like to move it, move it, I like to move it, move it, you like to.....
Jim:Move it.
All:I like to move it,move it. I like to move it, move it, I like to move it, move it, you like to MOVE IT!!!
scott: bin spending most their lives livin in a gangster's paradise. bin spending most th-? what?
jeremy: move it!...seriously! move it! DX
Jim:And when did we start moving and stuff?
Bob:When someone starts, it makes everyone sing it and move.
Mike: I like to move it, move it, I like to move it, move it, I like to move it, move it, you like to...
Everyone: MOVE IT!!!
C.F: All Girls All Over The World, Original King Julian Pon Ya Case Man! I Love How All The Girls A Move Their Body And When Ya Move Ya Body, You Move It, Nice And Sweet And Sexy Alright!
C.F. was hit by four flying objects thrown by Jenny, Karen, Yuna and Samus.
Mike: C'mon! I like to move it, move it, I like to move it, move it, I like to move it, move it, you like to...







Chorus: ...MOVE IT!
Oniyuri: -blinks and continues poking Link-
Tatl: Move it?
Tael: -dances-
Link: I'm not Link, I'm Luke, one of Link's look-alikes...Link is in...Death Mountain Crater...training for...training
Jenny: Why does Link have to train now?
Luke: Better get going!
Oniyuri: -angry Pucca face- D*** you ******* Link look-alikes!!!
Tatl: No need to use language!...-sighs-
Tael: -dances- =D
Jenny: You get a fine and...
Luke: And a restraining order from me...I mean Link
Jenny: What he said
Oniyuri: But I used asteriks! THIS WILL NEVER HOLD UP IN COURT. RAWR.
Jenny: Don't sue, we'll give you a Link plushie,
Luke: It has cuddliness or so they say
Oniyuri: 8D You serious? I LURVE LINK PLUSHIES. ^.^
Luke took out a Link plushie and gave it to Oniyuri
Luke: It talks when you're in...Sinnoh! That's the Pokemon World, for you,
Jenny: Yeah, and take a Pokemon with you
Oniyuri: -huggles Link plushie- I'm telling all my friends Spezial Ed about this!!! ^_^
Luke: You can trade it in the Plushie Shop down the block for a chance to win a fanboy/girl fanatsy prize,
Max: I almost won, but Mike got his date with Samus,
Samus: Yeah, it was good,
C.F.: Samus! Please!
Samus: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!!!
Oniyuri: ^^ -ish really happy-
Tatl: It'll take awhile for the euphoria to wear off and she'll start actually noticing what is going on around her.
Luke: Fine, just enough time for me to escape *escapes*
Mike: Bye Link!
jeremy: bye! thanks for coming to san francisco!
scott: come back in april we're having a sale on berkenstocks.
jeremy: this is san francisco right?
scott: it looks like san fran...
Jenny: It's not a real city...
Tidus: You sure? It looks like New York
Jenny: It's roughly based on the city,
jeremy: ooh! berkenstocks!
scott: *gasp* it's him!!!
the temple of time music plays as a young shailik walks in.
shailik: hello there.
scott and jeremy: ?
shailik: what?
Oniyuri: -looks up- I hear purdy moosic...where'd Luke go? O_O -ish verrrry confused-
Tatl: He said he was escaping.
Oniyuri: ...okay then. >_<
Riku: I'll check if Link has anymore puppets in hiding
/meanwhile in LOCATION UNDISCLOSED/
Link: Wow, how gullible are people?
Chatot: How gullible are people?
Link: I said I was a look alike and they belived it, funny right?
Yeah *laughs*
Chatot: Yeah *laughs*
Link: At least I'll have you, you're my best friend
Chatot: You're my best friend
Link: ...That'll do Chatot,
Chatot looked at Link
Link: That'll do...
Chatot: ...WHATTHEHECKAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?
Link: Did you actually say something?
Chatot: Chatot!
Link: I thought so, say this to Jenny...I'm safe
Chatot: I'm safe...
Chatot flew to the Nintendo Hotel
\meanwhile\
Chatot entered
Chatot: I'm safe,
Mike: A Chatot who wasn't safe!
Oniyuri: -pokes Chatot- HELLO. 8D
Tatl: She couldn't think of anything else to say.
scott: heh heh...
jeremy: hiyas!
scott: blah!
jeremy: bloh!
scott: -_-;
jeremy: >_<
scott: what do you want?
jeremy: nothing...much...to do here right now.
shailik: hm.
scott: what? i got bombs.
jeremy and shailik: BOMBS!?!?!?
scott: shhhh! i'm gonna blow up the underground.
shailik: underground?
jeremy: >_>
scott: the *wisper* sony underground. *wisper*
jeremy: *gasp*
shailik. ? (-_-) ?
*KABOOOOMM*
Oniyuri: =D I like it when things go 'SPLODE. xD
Chatot: I like it when things go 'SPLODE.
Jennny: I might as well call you "Parrot"
Chatot: I might as well call you "Parrot"
Mike: Now that gets annoying, stop it!
Chatot: Now that gets annoying, stop it!
Mike: I'm a stupid Pokemon that can't think for itself
Chatot: I'm a stupid Pokemon that can't th...Hey!
Oniyuri: -blinks- YOU LIKE IT WHEN THINGS GO ASPLODE TOO??? =D -pokes Chatot-
scott: now sony is out of this RP!
jeremy: for good!
shailik: can someone tell me what this place is?!
scott: *points at jenny*
Jenny: This place is the...NINTENDO HOTEL!!!
Chatot: NINTENDO HOTEL!!!
Jenny: Go back to your trainer!
Chatot: Go back to your trainer!
Jenny: ...THAT'S AN ORDER!!!
Chatot flew away
ww link washed up on the shore.
ww link; wh-where am i?
scott: hello.
ww link: uuwaaah!
scott: what?
ww link: you look wierd!
scott: hey!
Mike: Where's shore? Tidus: That beach pratically right next to us, Jenny: Tidus, that's a dock...A DOCK Max: Look! It's Wind Waker Link! Cartoony Random WW character: It's Cell-Shaded
ww link: *pokes scotts face* are you real?
scott: -_-; yes.
ww link: suuurre.
scott: i am real. and so are you.
ww link: well then what kind of graphics are you?
scott: what?
jeremy: hi.
ww link: what are you wearing? wood shoes?
jeremy: yeah! there hard! *kicks pole* it dont hurt! B-)
Jenny: Our graphics are the type of graphics in Twilight Princess
Link came in
Tony: What are you doing back?
Link: It was boring without you guys here!
Riku: That's true
Oniyuri: xD -squeals in excitement- THERE ARE LIKE TWO LINKIES HEEERE...-picks up WW-Link and huggles him-
Tatl: ...I'm scared. TAEL, PROTECT ME! -flies around Tael-
Tael: ...huh? O_o
Link: At least I have my restraining order!
Link held up his restraining order!
Yuna: That reminds me,
Yuna held up her restraning order
Max: Why? Why do you haunt me!
Yuna burned her restraining order
ww link: you are squishing me!
scott: NOOooOOooOO!!! he is mine!
jeremy: it's an army of links! see? there is LoZ link, AoL link, ALttP link, LA link, OoT link, MM link, OoS link, OoA link, FS links, WW link, FSA links, TMC link, TP link, and PH link!
general.link: *ehem*
jeremy: and that guy. -_-;
general.link: d'oh!
Link: Let me clarify this; LoZ and AoL are the same, OoT...aka me...are the same, OoS and OoA are the same, WW and PH are the same, and TP is a new start. I don't know about the rest though...
Max: What about that guy?
Link: He's not a real Link
general.link: ='(
scott: =P
jeremy: =/
midna: say something!
general.link: what? *snif*
scott: heh...new.
jeremy: darn...
Oniyuri: ^__^ TMC Link has only one game, (I think) and FS/FSA are different Links. I think we got them all.
Tael: You forgot Pikmin Link!
Tatl: Isn't that a cosplayer?
Tael: Riiiiight.
scott: it's kinda cold here. so i'm gonna go to the fire temple. bye guys! i'll be back in 4 hours!
scott put on his 'special' armor(heaume helm, metal chestplate, gauntlets, full leg armor, buckler shield, and zweihänder sword).
jeremy: i want to go with you!
scott: i can handle it.
shailik followed scott to the fire temple.
scott: bye guys!
Jenny: That was a little random...Samus! Take Mike and Jim to the Fire Temple so no one is left out...and Tatl or Tael can go if they want
scott: ahhh...fire temple. what?...O_O old fire temple music...aaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
scott ran out the door, went up the ladder in 2 seconds, scaled the inside of the volcano, rolled down the mountain, ran through kakariko, busted through lon lon ranch, jumped across gerudo valley, ran past the gerudos, swam through the quicksand, climed the spirit temple, and sat there...
scott: OH MY GOOD GOD!!!
Tatl+Tael: Okay! -follow Samus-
Oniyuri: What about me? ._. Aren't I allowed? Oh wait, I just remembered, I DUNT CARE! -squeezes WW Link and follows anyway-
Samus took her group to the Fire Temple
Mike: Look! There's Goron City!
Samus: That's to Death Mountain,
Mike: Oh! Look! It's The Great Fairy Fountain!
Samus: That's a Gossip Stone
Mike: Oh, Look! There's Sceptile Rock!
Samus: What?
Mike: Two pointy rocks!
scott climed down and was cought by gerudo thieves.
scott: -_-;
(back at the fire temple)
jeremy: huh? i think i here scott yelling "oh my good god!"...
Samus: I don't hear anything
Mike: Where's Jim?
Samus: He's on that TV,
Mike: Wait! His creator never posted! He can't be there!
Samus: I think the Jim's magnetized. to the TV
Mike: But it's powerplaying! GET HIM DOWN FROM THERE!!!
Lawyer: Never
(The return of Lawyer)
Lawyer: Bwahahaha! I reactivated the plotholes...I mean, eh whatever...and I put Jim ON THE TV!!!
Lawyer activated a Plothole under Scott to make him a prisoner with Jim
Lawyer: Today these two, tomorrow THE WORLD!!!
/meanwhile/
Leke: Hello Nintendo Hotel!
scott: oh wow...tv. -_-; gee, it sure is boring around here. shailik: disappeared he has. i feel a great disturbance in the force!
shailik jumped out of the cell then headed for the hotel.
jeremy: hey guys? guys? where did they go?
shailik: (to lawyer)i have one question: be ye friend or foe?
Lawyer: Friend or Foe?!? FOE!!! FOE!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M...EVIL!?!
Mike: Shut up!
Samus: Lets finish him
/meanwhile/
Jenny: Leke? Could you step to the left three steps?
Leke walked three steps to the left and fell into a trap
Tony: I'll close it
Tony closed the trap door
shailik: so be it. foe.
scott: why are we sitting ON a tv?
jeremy: when life gives you lava. make lava-juice!
goron: lava-juice?
jeremy: drink lava-juice! it'll quench ya! nothin's quenchier! it's the quenchiest!
goron: uhh. i'll pass on that one. bye!
jeremy: bye!...no sales...yet...
Lawyer: Wait! Don't you get it! I'm evil! In a Volcano! I can make it go boom! You know ERUPT!
Samus: You couldn't
Lawyer: I would!
Mike: She said "couldn't" not "wouldn't"
Lawyer: Oh...
Jim was still glued to the TV, right where I left him at.
Bob was also glued to the TV, which I am putting him there now.
Oniyuri: -points at Jeremy- THAT IS COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT. YOU ARE STEALING THE QUENCHY THING FROM SOKKA-
Tatl: Dude, you are NOT the lawyer here.
Oniyuri: Oh yeah! -points at lava- LAAAVA. 8D
Lawyer: Where's Jim? Who set everything right?
Mike: Do you guys want some Sno Cones?
Samus: I guess I could go for one
Lawyer: But I got this kid!
Lawyer pointed to Scott
Lawyer: I'll kidnap his creator!
Lawyer opened a plothole and kidnapped general.link
general.link: hey.
scott: hi.
general.link: anything good on tv?
scott: no.
general.link: that's too bad...
shailik started spining lawyer around in the air
shailik: dont try and do something stupid. or else you will wake up with a head ache. =P
jeremy: *gasp* it's quenchie! noOOoo!
Lawyer: Stop it!
Samus: Nah, we'll keep you like that
Mike: I'll take some Lava-juice
jeremy: that'll be $1. thank you and come again! it's hot and spicy!
shailik: =P
Mike drank it and used Flamethrower on Lawyer
Mike: ...nice and zesty
Mike gave Jeremy $1
Mike: and for your troubles...
He gave Jeremy the Ocarina of Time Gold Cartridge
jeremy: i i dont know what to say...THANK YOU!!!
jeremy huged mike
shailik lifted rocks into the air so he could beat up lawyer.
shailik: had enough? no? well then eat rocks!
Lawyer: No! I'M NOT A FAT ROCK-EATING GORON!!!
Everyone heard him
Mike: Wow, your going to die...
/meanwhile/
Jennny: Lawyer called Gorons fat!
Oniyuri: -frowns- How come Lawyer gets to be evil? I WANNA BE EBIL TOOOOO.....-tosses candy in eair- FREE CANDY FOR EVERYONE!
Tatl: How is that evil?
Oniyuri: >=D They will get soooo many cavities. MWAHAHAHAHA etc.
Tatl: Right. -_-
everyone: EARTHQUAKE!!!
mob of angry gorons: *war cry* get that guy lawyer! *war cry*
ww link: yay!
Lawyer: Wait...I gotta go!
Lawyer escaped through a Plothole into the Nintendo Hotel
Lawyer: Now, I need to kidnap Jim...again...
Jenny: No you don't!
Link: Lawyer! Meet my friends!
Darunia: He call us Gorons fat!
Max: I'll brodcast this on TV!
Tony took out a camera and Max put it on TV
Tidus: Now everyone will see Lawyer get beaten up by some Gorons
Riku: I hope they roll on him
Oniyuri: =/ There isn't enough pocky around here...*sigh*
Tatl: Could you be a little more random?
Oniyuri: LYK I SAW A NINJA RABBIT WITH A SOMBRERO AND AN UMBRELLA DOING THE ROBOT YESTERDAY. And there he is! -points to a ninja rabbit wearing a sombero and holding and umbrella who is doing the robot- Hello Ninja Rabbit!
shailik: i hail from tibia!
scott: tibia? lololololol
general.link: it's a MMORPG that i play. not the bone in your leg. =P
scott: oh...
jeremy: rocky huh? well.
jeremy did a rocky balboa impresion.
jeremy: yo, adrian! it's me, rocky.
scott: she said pocky.
jeremy: oh. well then. i will be drinking at the milk slash juice bar!
Oniyuri: O_o...no further comment.
Jim: I lost my interest in TV........ I like to play weird games with other people.
Bob: And what types of games are those?
Jim: Chase girls, poke people.
Bob: Girls, that reminds me, KAREN WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?
Jim: Oh no, here we go again
Karen: Huh? Bob!
Karen arrived downstairs
Max: Hey I'm throwing a Party tonight! So Jenny, beat Lawyer
Jenny: Okay,
Jenny beat Lawyer up
~that night~
Tidus and Yuna and Link and Zelda were on a double date
Jenny, Tony, Mike and Max were at a table together
Sora, Riku and Kairi were at a table together
Karen was waiting for Bob and Jim to join her, Muffy arrived at her table
Muffy: Sorry I'm late? So where's this friend of yours? Can he play weird games?
Oniyuri stuffs Tatl and Tael in a bottle together and forces them to come with her to the party.
Oniyuri: -points at Sora and Riku- Hey look bishies. =D -points at Link- Hey look superbishie. -points at a speck of dust in the air- Hey look dust. YAY! NOW THIS PARTY HAS EVERYTHING!
Tatl/Tael: *muffled shouts of protest*
Bob arrived at Karen's table.
Bob: So how are you doing Karen?
Jim was poking some girl at the party.
Bob: Jim found a new hobby, thats chasing girls and poking them. Well I guess its better than watching TV.
Karen: I brought a friend
Muffy: Where is the MooMooMilk? I want my milk!
Karen: That's Muffy from Harvest Moon: A/Another/OH! Wonderful Life
Muffy: Don't forget Harvest Moon DS!
scott: zzzzzz...
jeremy: he had a rough day.
CF: Hello, I'm giving out this copy of Twilight Princess: Master Quest (It doesn't really exist) to whoever answers this question...What is Tidus' Shot stat in Blitzball in Final Fantasy X...2!
Muffy: That's a trick question! Everyone knows Tidus isn't in FFX-2
Tidus: You're not that far, are you?
Muffy: Actually, I've never played it at all, the only contact with Final Fantasy is talking to you right now
Tidus: Figures
Oniyuri: Lawlz...the only Final Fantasy I've played is the reallly old NES one.
Tatl: She sucked at it too.
Oniyuri: But I watched my sister play FF VII, VIII, X, and X-2 before. -nodnodnod- I also know peoplez that are in KH. =D Like Tidus! -points- YO. -peace sign-
Tidus: Do not compare me to that runt!
KH Tidus: Runt?
KH Tidus started to cry
Tidus: That's so stereotypical
Oniyuri: -blinksblink- They aren't one and the same? EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!!!! -looks at KH Tidus-. ._. dunt cry....-pats head-
Link: Actually, there's a difference, let me show you
Link took out two pictures
Link: KH Tidus, FFX Tidus,
Oniyuri: Oh I get it. =D -looks at Link- Link, do you squeal if people poke you?
Tatl: I think he might. xD -cackle-
Tael: RANDOM.
CF: WHAT ABOUT MY QUESTION!!! WHO'S GOING TO GET MASTER...
Jenny: The Answer is 98!
CF: Correct!
CF gave Jenny Twilight Princess Master Quest
Max: How did you know?
Mike: She's hunting for the unbeatable Blitz team
Tony: So she looked at everyone's Blitz stats
Ingo: Jenny, I was hunting a Rat in your room and you left FFX-2 on
Jenny: Oh...who won the Blitz game?
Ingo: Gullwings by 57 points
Yuna: Who were they playing?
Jenny: No one special *coughzanarkandabescough*
scott: hey...general.link? where are you? we have nothing to do!
jeremy: yeah! what he said!
shailik: -_-;
cd-i link: gee. it sure is boring around here!
scott: *gasp* it's cd-i link! >=-O
jeremy: AAH! *faints*
shailik: who?
Oniyuri: AHH!!!! RUN!!!! CD-i LINK!!! -runs into a wall-
Link: Kill him! He's ruining the whole party!
Jenny: Sick 'em Charizard
Charizard came out and used flamethrower on CD-i Link
cd-i link: oh boy! i can't wait to bomb charzard!
shailik tied up lawyer on a chair.
scott: no! bomb that guy!
cd-i link threw bombs at lawyer.
jeremy: good now get out.
cd-i link: great!
cd-i link left.
Lawyer: Why me?
Lawyer blew up
Jenny: It's not over yet, it may seem over but it's not...
Mike: What do you mean by that?
Jenny: It's the end of the Role Play
Everyone: What?
Mars: Yup! I'm starting a new one!
Jenny: Oh, see ya later!