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Good evening and welcome its me the borg ya know! well as ya can see i got no news i been on piss with trevor Mcdonald, yes me n trev best mates , we spend most nights in the bigg market (i think its next to little market i still not sure) but anyways i love the toon me, but mind you last time i went i got so drunk i walked straight into a mirror, yes a full size mirror, smashed me pint and tab went all over me face(damn i fool) i pretend nobody seen me(he he) i love the toon me. Anyways must dash coz me n trev popping out for a sherry tasting night down at jimmy crankees house damn he funny, infact sometimes i actually piss me self laughin @ jim.
So until another 3 weeks i be back with more borg bulletins (hehe) i love the toon me, in fact the last time i went......ahhh never mind heres trev at the door now....................................
borgs bulletins
Hi, and good evening ,well i finally sobered up(damn my ass is sore) and i compiled a couple o reports of our clan league victories, just click on link to read full match reports,well until next time gneet.
(its me the borg ya know! hehe)
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Good evening, and welcome,Well it finally had to happen me n Trev finally fell out ...yes we not friends anymore (damn i sad) We decided to go on a 3 day bender in the toon and after 3rd day drinkin we decide we need food so we pop into a nice italian restaurant on the queyside, well we order some special stuff and trev has the full monty,spagetti bolognese or something excotic like that, we had nice cozy table in corner with candles and a pavarrotti lookalike singing nesse dorma(just for us ya know!)Well half way through our meal trev decide he need the loo,said this stuff going straight through me man, so off he pops. Next thing i hear big commotion trev nutted waiter and done a runner ! I look up and my table surrounded by angry italian waiters demandin i square the bill, well i only had £2.67 pence ,coz trev said it was his treat (damn he a bastard) Anyways they said i either do dishes or get slap in face so i decide to do dishes(but i had last laugh coz i always carry my own pinny hehe!)Well after all that i still love the toon me,but next time i be going by myself, Trev keep ringin me but he wastin his time,i know its him coz he the only person that rings me hehe,Oh i nearly forgot i compiled another report of our clan league victory over I2ain clan (enjoy) the borg (hehe)