A five year old girl was hand-cuffed and arrested for freaking out in her Florida classroom. Apparently the girl began acting "silly" while counting jellybeans as part of a group project. The teacher took away the Kindergartners jellybeans and all hell broke loose. The little girl proceeded to kick the teacher in the shins, throw books and boxes, draw all over the walls, smash a candy dish, and sock the assistant principal in the stomach.

No charges were filed and the girl was released. Afterward, the childs mother stated that she was going to consult an attorney, and then proclaimed, "She's never going back to that school...they set my baby up."Calling Rev. Jesse Jackson, Rev. Jackson, please pick up the white courtesy phone...what Rev. Jackson, why is it a white telephone? Racism?! But it's a telephone Rev. Jackson...

Rev. Al Sharpton, you'll have to get in line, but don't worry, there will be enough camera time and publicity for all to mug up to and flap their big pie holes. NAACP will pay for that attorney: bet on it. And yes, just as you guessed it, the police were focusing all their time on 5 year old Jamiqua, or Shaniece or whatever her name may be. All the cops had to have been white, hell, they probably had white sheets in the trunk of their squad cars...maybe a few 2x4's just in case they gotta throw together a cross real quick like...please.

I know where this is going...yea, yea, whitey is holding you down...hmmmm...odd not to see the same distrust and malevolence for the African tribes that sold your ancestors into slavery in the first place.

Truth be told, you hold yourself down. Smoking crack, thuggin', killin', no male influence in the home, babies daddies, blowing all your money on $200 shoes and $400 in clothes to match (for one outfit), lay-a-way, buying everything on credit, leasing Escalades and using the money you should be sending for child support to pay for the ride, lack of education...dont tell me you cant get into college, I was a minority at my college. I've said it before, and here it is again: universities are the premier breeding grounds for liberals - i.e. they love Democrats. The problem isn't getting in, its being able to stay in academically, and that is where affirmative action can't help you, you actually have to work hard and try, and that my friends is the root of the problem: Initiative, or I should say lack of.

Anyway, the list goes on, and I am so tired of hearing it. I am not a racist. I am not a bigot. I hate indiscriminately. I hate the ignorant trash of society, doesnt matter what race, color or creed. Stop using your own faults and inadequacies as an excuse for your failures. Your failure to grow and mature into a productive, contributing member of society is not justification to sit around and defer responsibility while cashing in those welfare checks.

Believe it or not, there are those in the Republican Party that should keep their mouths shut. You know, I'm not a fanatical right wing lunatic as some of my postings may suggest. I believe in a womans right to choose whether or not to have an abortion - pro-choice is a left wing platform, but surprise, surprise, I support it.

I don't go to church every Sunday...I'm not a staunch supporter of the Christian Coalition (in fact I think Pat Robertson is a charlatan, still I would support the Christian Coalition over the Rainbow Coalition anyday - talk about a fraud!).

Anyway, getting back to the gripe I never stated in the beginning of this entry...

Terri Schiavo is a woman who suffered a heart attack 15 years ago due to an eating disorder, she basically died, but was resuscitated (though not entirely). Her brain had suffered enormous damage from the heart attack. As time passed, her brain further deteriorated to the point where almost all of her cerebral cortex (the portion of the brain that controls conscious thought, among other things) was gone and replaced by spinal fluid. The doctors hired by her husband said the deterioration of Terri's brain left her without thoughts or feelings, that the damage is irreversible, and that Terri's life-like appearance is merely the result of brain stem activity - basically just involuntary reflexes. An independent doctor hired by the court confirmed the diagnosis of the first doctors. Then, Terri's parents hired additional to assess the severity of the situation: they did not dispute the physical damage done to Terri, but they claimed that new therapies could improve her condition. In two separate trials, the trial court found such claims of potential improvement to be without merit. So, Terri's body continues to function without her cerebral cortex. She cannot move as all of her muscles are in atrophy. A feeding tube surgically inserted into her stomach sustains her. She cannot be fed through her mouth due to the likelihood of choking, or drowning on the liquid she is fed. Does that sound like a fulfilling, enjoyable LIFE? Every knucklehead in this picture would beg to die if they were brain dead invalids, who woke up staring at the same patterned ceiling every morning for 15 years, only it wouldn't matter because they wouldn't be aware that there was even a ceiling there...they wouldn't even know that they themselves were there!

So the tube that deposits the "food" into this poor woman's stomach has been taken out in an attempt to stop her suffering, an action that I applaud. I am not near or close to the Schiavo family, nor have I ever had to make such a difficult decision as pulling the feeding tube out of my wife, or childs body and letting them die, but if it were my wife or child who had lay in bed in such a condition, deteriorating over 15 years, I can assure you I would end their suffering. The only objection I have over pulling Terri's plug is that she will slowly starve to death over the next two weeks: that is wrong; at least give her a Kevorkian Cocktail: quick and painless.

Euthanasia is an act of compassion. Why is it when our pets are no longer able to function, when their muscles are so deteriorated that they are no longer able to get up and walk to their food bowl, when they have to be force fed liquified food, when they begin urinating and defecating on themselves, and are pumped full of medication to ease the mulititude of aches, pains and diseases...why is it HUMAINE to "put them down" and ease their suffering, but, as House Majority Leader Tom DeLay put it, "medical terrorism" to do the same to a human? 

Let me tell you what "medical terrorism" is: it is keeping a paralyzed, brain-dead, force fed, shell of a human alive for our own emotional agendas and unwillingness to let go of our loved ones. Ease Terri's suffering. Let her go.  

Apparently someone emailed my web host complaining that the motorcycle accident picture was a copyright infringement, and that they wanted me to remove it. Incidentally, my site was frozen for quite some time. Funny, my little website in the vastness of the cyber-universe, and someone happens to come across a picture that has been, and is still being sent via email around the globe, and they complain as if the picture really belonged to them in the first place.

What probably happened is that someone didn't like like my opinions, and complained to my provider.  You know, if that is the case, just email me and tell me...don't act like a kindergartender tattle tailing to the teacher. If this site gets cut, I’ll just go somewhere else and open up shop. Anyway, in order to have my insignificant little web page reinstated, I had to remove the picture from my site. Now run along and find someone else to take your issues out on...

Here's a couple of random thoughts for the day...

 -Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 -Life is sexually transmitted.

A Navy buddy of mine, D-Town Steve, (who claims the "D" stands for Detroit, but in his case really stands for Dearborn, MI.) emailed me the other day and said that my dog was a "wussy dog" for a guy. Steveo, if you read "The Dog" page you would have grasped the fact that it's not MY dog; it's my son's dog.

Anyway, his email made me think...'I should start posting some of the emails that are sent to me by those who view my web page'...so without further ado:

Here's one from 'northern_dexi': "smoking dog or whatever your name is-you suk. your opinions are retarded-keep'em to yourself. bush sux and so do u".

Thank you for your...constructive criticism? Dexi: Go to school. An education is a good thing; unfortunately I can see by your literary skills that you find no value in such institutions of learning. I'm going to assume that you are a liberal, (you are a Northerner right?), I'm also inferring such from your obvious respect for our President. You know, most of the educators in our institutions of learning are left-wing beings, so you should feel right at home if you choose to go back and finish 2nd grade.

It appears, Dexi, that you are the 'retarded' one. You obviously cannot form a cognitive thought from the few brain cells you have (which seem to have somehow connected recently creating a neuro-electronic pulse, enabling you to construct the simple sentence which you so amiably sent to me), but there is hope! Learn how to think outside the leftwing lunchbox, actually, I don't care if you are left or not, (many of my friends are on the left, my best friend is a democrat), just become well-read in whatever your passion may be, this way you can present your opinions and/or arguments in a clear and coherent manner, and actually know what you're talking about.

Unfortunately for you, the challenge is that you must master phonics first, they teach that in first grade now. Work your way up to (and finish) high school. Next, get some form of higher education (that does not mean smoking a lot of weed, dropping a bunch of acid and following Phish across the U.S.). After that, go visit a couple of third-world countries, see what the world is really like, see how good you actually have it here in the U.S., then come back talking shit. Until then, class is dismissed. Run along Dexi, it's Recess.

There is more where Dexi came from, and when time (and my patience) is afforded, I will honor those (simpletons and intellectuals alike) time to bash me and/or applaud me as I deem fit...that's the dispensation I get for having my own webpage. 

Being a So-Cal native (imagine that, a conservative from California) and a So-Cal sports fanatic, I don't have much to cheer about these days...the Lakers are a .500 team at best, the Dodgers have traded away, and/or let any talent slip through their hands via a tight wallet (thanks Frank McCourt), and the Angels are now the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim who have done nothing to bolster their roster...at least I have this to cheer about. Hey Tagliabue, L.A. needs a pro football team now more than ever! Just think of the ratings...you might even secure you're job for a few more years. Wait a minute...USC is a pro football team! Sad thing is USC could beat a few of your "pro" teams...

I find it ironic that those who stand high and proud on their soapboxes, bashing the U.S. for countless shortcomings start whistling a different tune when they are in need. Oh the praises sang for President Clinton who offered up 10 billion dollars for emergency aid during his presidency, compared to the 24 billion dollars donated by Bush in 2003. Americans are stingy? 40% of the world-wide relief/aid last year came from the U.S. 40% people!

Now I'm going to take all the clamoring and finger pointing, and utter drivel of how the U.S. is against all Muslims and combine it with a little, yet immensely important, tidbit of info. The majority of those killed/missing/injured and/or in need from the South Asia/Indian Ocean tsunami are Indonesian Muslims, about 85% actually in fact. 

What am I getting at you may ask. It's simple actually...the U.S. does not wish ill to all whom are Muslim, (as many have tried to correlate), just those who like to fly planes into our buildings, blow up our cities, kill Americans and try to intimidate us via coward acts in the name of a God that they admit is the same God as Christians, Jews and Catholics.

Alright, because the above link may open slow, here's what it says in an nutshell: God sent down the first Holy Scripture, the Torah (Judaism) known as the Old Testament, as a covenant between God and man, but man corrupted it (unintentionally) by misinterpreting it. Then God sent down the second Holy Scripture, the New Testament (via the prophet Jesus = Christianity) as an addition to the Torah (the Jews do not recognize the New Testament because they do not believe Jesus was the Son of God). Finally, God sent down the final piece of "The Book" via Muhammad, which is the Qur'an. The Qur'an is supposedly the final Testament of God, sent down to correct man's misinterpretations - some innocent, such as a left out vowel or lack of a certain word in Greek (during conversion), and some for man's own agenda's, such as wealth and power. In this final testament, God embraces the "People of The Book" - the Jews, Christians and Muslims. 

If you know me, or have read enough of my ramblings, you know that I do not believe in any organized religion because I think they are all about the holy dollar. And again, I am only summing up what is on the given link, which I provided above. What I do believe however is that there is something bigger and badder than me, and it/he/she can tear shit up whenever they feel fit...we're really just biding time. More so however, I'm making a point. And that point is this: A Muslim terrorist who claims a "holy war", (which IS NOT "JIHAD" - Jihad means "spiritual struggle" in Islam), against the U.S. better go back to Islam 101. When the Qur'an is read correctly, the terrorists are the ones who are the enemy. They are, in fact, waging a war upon God's people (their own God's people, i.e., people of The Book) and therefore their own people.

And just to make sure that nobody gets the wrong idea (i.e., I'm turning bleeding heart): You disgrace my country, my homeland, I'll be the first to put a Texas-barbwire noose around your neck and stick an American flag down your throat for you to choke on while you contemplate making amends with your Creator. 

My sympathy and condolences to all the victims, loved ones and families who have been effected by the earthquake/tsunami which has taken the lives of 155,000+ in Asia. God speed recovery to the nations, families and survivors of this global disaster.

Here's a webtest from another member of the worthless human tribe. I scored 17 out of 20 my first crack at it. One of the questions I missed was something like, "who was in charge of the Luftwaffe division during WWII?" Sorry, but most Germans wouldn't even know that. 

After you have taken the test, re-take it, but put a check in the "I am from somewhere else" box and compare the "results" to that of the "American score" you initially received. For 17 of 20 (which is 85%, a B+ in school, well above average) I was told, "for an American I have a good understanding of the world", and then I took the test as a person from "somewhere else", say somewhere like England. I purposely answered 11 questions correctly, thereby placing myself one correct answer above 50%, which in this test equals 55% - an F (for failure) in school, far below average. And what is a person from "somewhere else", say somewhere like England, told after taking the same test, and receiving a miserable, failing score of 55%? They are congratulated and told that they also have a good understanding of the world.

What this tells me is that the bar has been lowered to compensate for the lack of intellectual capacity and reasoning skills of those outside America, say someplace like England. All right, I'm not that big of a bigot. What this really tells me is that a) he lowered the standard for those outside of America (somewhere like England) to make up for his own cerebral inadequacies, and b) his website is actually sustained on his deep hatred towards his parents for not emigrating to the U.S. just after his conception, which would have allowed for him to be born an American. Jealousy breeds contempt my pale, ill-bred brit.

Before I studied criminal justice I was a history major, I loaded up on so many history classes I should have two bachelor degrees, so I would like to school this pasty crooked-toothed Redcoat with a little history lesson I'm sure he is familiar with: It was the initial intellect from a few of his brethren who realized it was time to leave the island, and set up shop on the other side of the pond. From these brave men grew ranks that took on the Empire, defeated it, established the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA and would later save the feeble empire's ass TWICE from Germany. You can thank the USA that your soggy, overcast little island is still called England, and not Deutschland. Chew on that toothy.

I have my opinion; others have theirs, that's what makes this country great. I try as hard as possible to keep my opinions constructive, but I save a special place for those in society who belong to the worthless human tribe, people like Michael Moore (that sweaty, fat, heap of shit). Oh yea, and people like this.

Take your tree hugging, save the whales, hemp-sandal wearing butts over to Iraq and live there. Guess what? The Iraqi people no longer have to worry about being snatched from their beds at 3am, taken to the outskirts of town, shot and dumped into a shallow grave for NO REASON AT ALL. Iraqi women are now free to go to college, vote, to NOT be raped and murdered. Have you forgot the atrocities committed under Saddam and the Baath party? Do you think the Iraqi people sit around reminiscing about the "good ol' days" of violent rape and death?

Please take your sympathy, your flowers, your burnt American flag, your dissident literature, your bleeding heart and all your funky hemp made belongings, buy a one way ticket to fallujah via Turncoat Airlines and wait for the "party" to begin. 

How could the Kerry campaign ignore the 4 MILLION Christians that didn't vote in 2000? Karl Rove is a genius. This is not breaking news!! Now, I'm not a religious person, or I should say, I don't attend church regularly. I do believe there is more than, you're born, you live, you die, that’s it; I just don't know what it is...God, Yahweh, Allah, The-Great-Pie-In-The-Sky, The Aliens...all I know is that I am far too insignificant to put a name on it, its bigger and badder than I am, and that’s all I need to know. Anyway, John Kerry is a boob for many reasons, but you gotta think that somewhere along the line he, or someone is his camp would have recognized the threat of the Christian vote. If they did recognize, but didn't take it seriously, he's an even bigger boob. Something so obvious receiving no attention is scary when thinking that this man could have been our Prez. Think about the lack of attention given to something as BIG AS BEING ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, and mix it with this. We should all be happy Kerry is not our new president.

This is a real American President, a good ol' shit kickin' Texan, not some tea sippin' Massachusetts pussy.

It doesn’t take a degree in criminal justice to further despise all the derelicts and dirt bags that fill our prisons, using my tax money to pay for appeal after appeal in the attempt to convince a judge that they have absolutely no idea how a crack filled balloon got up their ass. Do you know what the annual average price is to keep a person in prison? It ranges between $22,000 - $50,000 a year for one inmate (depending on the facility they are housed in). Why? Because if they didn't have color TV’s, weight rooms, state of the art libraries, computers, college teachers (you can actually get your degree in prison, which means we now have to deal with educated criminals)...you know the things that most people have to pay for, things that for the most part are considered luxuries (I paid $1000 every quarter to have access to these items), prisoners would have to just sit in a cell, and that would be a drag! Cruel and unusual punishment they would cry! Tell that to the parents of the little girl who was molested and murdered...tell that to the father whose son was shot for the ten bucks in his wallet. An eye for an eye. Viva capitol punishment: Exodus 21:12

I took the time to look at the front page of the NY Times today and who's mug do I see staring back at me? None other than Cat Stevens looking like his normal Richard Reid Shoe-Bomber self. Actually, Cat Stevens is not Cat Stevens. Cat Stevens is Yusuf Islam, or I should say, Yusuf Islam was once Cat Stevens, who was once Steven Georgiou, who changed his name to Cat Stevens in the mid 1960's during his tenure as hippie-pot-smoking folksinger/songwriter/activist/acid eater...then he decided to put down the flowers and bong and pick up the Qur'an.

Anyway, his Muslim butt and beard were deported from the U.S. and Islamic communities around the globe are up in arms, with no idea why this man is being targeted by the evil U.S. Here's why: Yusuf Islam has been accused of supporting terrorism before and was expelled from Israel on this basis four years ago. The allegation is that he supports Hamas and, by implication, the suicide bombing of Israeli civilians. It is documented that he supported the Ayatollah Khomeini death sentence against Salman Rushdie, and there have been numerous contributions linked from Yusuf to questionable organizations such as Hamas, which promote and carry out terrorist acts throughout the world. 

Now there are roughly a billion or so Muslims in the world, and a plethora of Muslim men, women and children fly into and out of the U.S. daily without being detained and deported. Muslims are not terrorists. It just happens to be that most terrorists are Muslim. To condemn all Muslims due to terrorism is like saying: if it is raining the sidewalks are wet, the sidewalks are wet, therefore it is raining. That logic does not work; it is an invalid argument.

But back to the artist formerly known as Cat Stevens, formerly known as Steven Gerogiou. I support the Jewish Cause and fight, you like Hamas. Good riddance.

One more thing Mr. Gerogiou-Stevens-Islam, the next time you feel compelled to come to the U.S. to promote a book or DVD, wait for a democrat to be in office, you'll have no problem getting in. You should have called that flag-burning, anti-American John Kerry before your flight, he probably would have have sent his private jet for you (on the condition that you endorse him).

Five cases of beer, a few bullet holes in my ceiling and an unknown stain or two on my wifebeater later, I can honestly say what I already knew; Dubbya's a straight shooter and Kerry is like a over medium egg, you have to flip it back and forth before the middle starts to take shape. Yes Dubya is a man of few intelligent words (most likely a result of cocaine narcosis), but at least he is a God fearing, conservative who knows what he stands for: God, Country and family. Kerry has to Google himself to find out where he stands. His biggest gripe is over Iraq. Uh, ever heard that one about stones and living in a glass house?

Iraq? Look, all the democrats and bleeding heart liberals bitch about Bush leading us into war based on bad intelligence right? Well try this on for size: Bush didn't jump into Air Force One and fly over Iraq personally looking for WMD, he didn't ride along with the U.N. inspectors (on hundreds of wild goose chases)...but you know what he did do? He waged war on a malevolent dictator who was responsible for the needless death of millions of innocent people, a tyrant who harbored Al Queda terrorists, an oppressor who was a key player in the Middle Eastern black market of arms and munitions sales, a man who gave Osama Bin Laden direct passage through Iraq so allied intelligence operatives would lose track of him. Bush waged that war on the Intel GIVEN to him. Now, if you want to bitch, bitch to the stiffs who you voted into the House, you know, the Congressmen and Senators that vote and pass laws on things like intelligence funding...the type of funding that would have had the CIA and FBI working together to have accurate info for the President (look up John Kerry's record and stance on Intel funding).

All those left wing demonstrators that were protesting for four days in NYC should take some of their free time and look up John Kerry's track record on senate voting. Guarantee there would be more than just a few jumping party lines. After jumping party lines, stop smoking weed and hugging trees and get a job. Contribute to society. And take a bath… that patchouli shit stinks.

So here's my question to all those who oppose the war in Iraq: Would you rather we apologize to Mr. Hussein, iron his funny little dictator suit for him and put him back in power in Iraq? Forget the fact that we didn't find any WMD (which, by the way, is because he moved them to Syria); do you want this man to be free in our world? If you answer yes, you get one of two choices: (1) you get to be shot, or (2) you get to move to Iraq. Forever. Didn't think so. Anyone who thinks Hussein should be freed probably thinks that Hitler was just misunderstood. So that means Bush did the right thing.

On another note: The mayor of Muncie Indiana has declared it illegal to fly the American flag at a campground within the city. He does not get either of the two above choices; instead, he should be shot and then sent to live in Iraq.

Well, the Olympics are almost over. I'm still debating what my favorite part was; its a toss up between the "Dream Team" having a nightmare, and the countless times I sat and watched Misty May pull her Olympic thong out of her sand covered ass cheeks. O.k., so that's a no brainer, Misty May's ass is definitely the highlight of the games.

Now don't get me wrong about US men's basketball or my patriotism, I bleed red, white and blue, but there's something to be said about guys who get paid millions of dollars to put a leather ball through a metal hole, and automatically expect to win a gold medal because they are NBA players. Not one of those clowns representing US hoops played a team game, and of them all, Tim Duncan is probably the only one who actually understands how to play team ball. No, instead they expected to get easy calls and hope favoritism would continue to shine upon them (like in NBA games) just because they are marquee players. News flash: International basketball players are not catching up to the NBA players, they have passed them. As much as I like the NBA and basketball in general, its time to do something about the self-serving, narcissistic, egomaniacal players that are ruining the NBA. I'm a L.A. native, and a die-hard Laker fan, I started following them in the late 80's, avidly by the 90's, and now I don't miss a game. My point is this: You always want your team to win. And as we all know, the Lakers got the beat down from Detroit (Steve, I swear to I'm going to pay you that 20 bucks...with interest...make it $40). D-town didn't need a Shaq or a Kobe because they had what most NBA teams and players lack, passion for the game and a cohesive unit. No swollen heads and inflated egos bickering over whose team it is (or was), no temper tantrums because a THREE YEAR contract extension for $100 million hadn't been signed yet (good luck in Miami fatso). You know what would have got Shaq that extension signed? 1) playing like he's worth that amount, and 2) bringing the O'Brien trophy back to L.A. In all honesty, I would rather see the re-vamped Lakers have no-name players and rookies as starters and lose while playing with heart and passion than to see two (or more) over-priced egomaniacs act out their soap opera storylines with no regard for the fans, league or game itself.

So US men's hoops ate one for the first time huh? Do me a favor NBA: don't subject the international community to your pomposity and unabashed conceit. Leave that for us. From now on, send college players, or the NCAA champs, then you'll see pride and heart...something the NBA sorely lacks. 

I Applaud Swift Boat Vets...

Hat tip: Tom Paine...

John Kerry has managed to maneuver his supposedly fast-moving political vessel in such a way that he either gets torpedoed below the waterline or runs full-speed onto the rocks.

So, the torpedo from the Swift boat veterans is in the water and it's running fast and true and if nothing is done it will hit the USS Lurch amidships. Solution number one that Lt Kerry has come up with is to ask the Bushies to kindly detonate the warhead before impact. Hey there good buddy, no problem. Naturally we'll want you to alter course to starboard by getting rid of all the 527 committees. Including the ones that support you.

And right there are the rocks. The Swift boat vets are a low-cost kamikaze weapon. If they hit Kerry, well, great. But the only way to stop them seems to be to remove the ability of all 527 committees to intervene in the political process - at the cost of literally millions of dollars of spending from our pro-Democrat chums at MoveOn.org and similar groups. 527 committees are almost without exception pro-democrat. Here are the respective figures.

      MoveOn.org: 2004 Election Cycle:

527 Activity:
Total Receipts: $9,086,102
Total Expenditures: $17,435,782

Swift Boat Veterans for Truth: 2004 Election Cycle:

527 Activity:
Total Receipts: $158,750
Total Expenditures: $60,403

You do the math.

Hat tip: LGF

Kerry wants to pretend his old Navy buds are part of a sinister Republican attack machine, and that "links" between 527 groups and political campaigns are illegitimate. Okay there Lt, live by the sword, die by the sword.

The Internet political group MoveOn.org premiered 10 new anti-Bush ads Tuesday, created by award-winning directors and starring popular Hollywood actors. An independent group not connected directly to Democratic candidate John Kerry, MoveOn has promised an unconventional approach to the election.

Not connected directly? Really? Are you sure you checked the charts thoroughly Lt? You positive you want to go round that bend in the river without scouting it first? Okay then...hey, are those muzzle flashes up ahead?

Even as Sen. John Kerry and his cheerleaders in Big Media try to associate President Bush with the modestly funded Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, they remain silent about the links Kerry and the Democrat party have to multimillion-dollar Bush-hating groups. But they cannot keep concealing these ties:

Thanks in part to tips from readers nationwide who are outraged about the blatant bias of the media establishment, we have found the following:

From Democrats.org, a Web site of the Democratic National Committee, May 9, 2003: (scroll down to the bottom of the democrats.org page)

“The Democratic Party is partnering with MoveOn.org, People for the American Way, Campaign for America's Future, and dozens of other groups representing millions of Americans to organize a massive public mobilization"

MoveOn’s Web site admitted Aug. 9, “We're running a contest to help us choose the ads that will best convince undecided and swing voters to vote for John Kerry.” And they are not authorized by any candidate?

The same site still posts a “letter to MoveOn members from John Kerry,” dated June 17, 2003. “Make no mistake, we need to take back the White House in 2004 and that’s why I’m running for President,” Kerry writes. So, there's no link between MoveOn and the Kerry campaign?

Sauce for the goose? Either suck up the damage from the Swift vets, or destroy a significant part of your own political base. Your call Lt. Kerry.

And they call the President stupid...

So I'm gearing up for the Republican National Convention, got my BBQ fired up, oiling up my pistols so I can, YEE-HAWWW, shoot em' off every time Dubbya' says something I like...

One nice thing about the RNC is that I don't have to worry about seeing "same sex couples" holding hands and embracing while swaying to the Beatles "All You Need Is Love". Don't get me wrong, I like the Beatles, its just that from now until the day I die, every time I hear that song I'm going to think about John Kerry's faggy salute, and the minions of homo's swappin' slobber at the DNC like it was a first date.

WTF? John Kerry said he'll back President Bush's call for $25 billion in extra frunds to support U.S. troops in Iraq, after taking a ration of shit for voting against the $87 billion for the troops last fall...Kerry took so much flak over the $87 billion that he tried to defend his "no" vote by saying, " I voted for the $87 before I voted against it." Huh? America, PLEASE do your homework on this man.

When I was in the navy I spent some time in Singapore, nice place, although I spent most of my time down at the River Point getting shitty on luke-warm Tiger beer. Anyway, I was watching ESPN yesterday and remembered how prior to being overseas I didn't really care for soccer all that much. Not that I'm a huge fan now, but it made me remember sitting in the Singapore Hooters eating wings, getting crooked watching Manchester United play Real Madrid. I still don't know the rules involved in the game, but I know that if you get a red card it sucks, and you're not allowed to just run up to your opponent and kick 'em in the nuts. Oh yea, and you can't use your hands, unless you're the goalie. One key idea in soccer is that if you are able to obstruct your opponent’s view of the ball and playing field, your chances of scoring are greatly increased. So teams have been practicing new strategies in "sight blocking".

In other news...Presidential hopeful John Kerry has hit the road traversing America in search of votes. He was quoted as saying that "America is a very large place with lots of diverse people...I'm campaigning towards those who have no idea about my background or me as a person, preferably those who don't speak English".

In another strategic political move, John Kerry and John Edwards are appealing to the gay and lesbian community to "come out and vote". This new campaign has been titled the "John and John" tour. Mr. Edwards was quoted as saying, "Forget that stuffy suit, I'll take the body suit", and "just wait til' John and I get into that oval office, oh my God, those colors are so drab! [Giggling] Can you say Fab Five, Queer Eye makeover for the White House?"

The democratic party has been known to get a large majority of the gay and lesbian vote since most democratic presidential candidates are pussies.  

A cruise ship full of enviro-hippies ran aground today in the Aleutian Islands off Alaska. Ironic huh? Tree huggers still shedding tears over the Exxon fiasco are now part of their own eco-disaster. The ship emptied out about five thousand gallons of diesel fuel and an unknown amount of "gray water" into the Alaskan waters. For those of you who don't know what gray water is, let me flex my Naval expertise and tell you: It's the passengers piss and shit. Bon voyage.

In another great bit of news... Aparently Saddam Hussein appears "depressed and demoralized in solitary confinement". Who fucking cares? Good...no, bad. That fat pile of shit should be happy he's still alive. Anyway, while he's held in a five star hotel, uh, I mean prison, he somehow manages get through the days by writing poetry and tending to his garden (an evil garden?). WTF? Oh yea, and he even wrote a little poem about Bush...I'd love to read that one. I can just see it, NY Times bestseller, "Hussein Haiku: Poetry of a Repressed World Leader". Hell, him and Clinton could go on a world tour reading to children, stressing the importance of morals and ethics...maybe get that fat, sweaty, communist turd, Michael Moore to finance it. I have a feeling France would be their first stop.

Yes, I admit, I watched the DNC...watched Kerry make an ass out of himself with his moronic salute, and "I'm John Kerry, and I'm reporting for duty". This coming from a guy who spent four months in Vietnam, and got a Purple Heart for getting a splinter. Where, exactly does this John Kerry stand? He bad mouths the President over Iraq, but his record in the House has supported action against Saddam and Iraq...so he's changed his tune, again. At least we know he's not whistling Dixie. And when was the last time the Democrats wanted a larger, stronger military? Kerry, who has a track record of voting against military spending, seems to be taking a page or two from the Grand Old Party's playbook.

One nice thing, next month at the Republican Convention, we don't have to worry about seeing that little fag Ron Reagan Jr. He really needs to get his ass kicked. Guarantee, if Ronald Reagan didn't have Alzheimer’s his last few years, he would of kicked his son's ass.

What we would all give to see the home movie footage, or even a picture of Kerry giving CPR to a friggin' hamster! What was that story supposed to do? Convey kindness? There's something very Farrelly Brotherish about that story.

According to an MSNBC exclusive, Licorice was "breathing normally" when Kerry pounced on the hamster and administered "unnecessarily forceful CPR" in an over-the-top bid to appear heroic, breaking several of the hamster's ribs and puncturing its left lung.

Speaking at a campaign stop in Flint, Michigan, Kerry defended his daughter's version of events and was joined onstage by several veterans of the boating trip during which Licorice fell overboard, a group Mr. Kerry called his "band of brothers."

But perhaps the most vehement defense came from wife Teresa Heinz Kerry, who told the gathering, "The Licorice story is true, and if you don't believe it, you can fuck yourself."

Later in the rally, Sen. John Edwards retracted his statement about there being two Americas, saying that he had gotten that information from Mapquest. 

I just bought a Ford Explorer, although this Ford advertisement had nothing to do with it. Built Ford tough, yes, but lets face it, that truck isn't making off the grass.

Anyway, Some of my family members warned me not to buy a Ford, but not one of them hasever owned one. This advise coming from people whose automotive expertise allows them to acquire cars that spend more time in the shop than on the road.

Is this really necessary? What happened to just using black, brown, yellow, and red? (For us whities, you'd just leave that part of the picture uncolored, or use peach) People are too friggin' uptight. When are we going to realize that we've let this PC thing get out of hand?

My buddy Marquez will probably object to the above comment, but he's one of those coconut Mexicans, you know, brown on the outside but all white in the middle...and he doesn't speak Spanish to boot, not that Mexicans speak Spanish, they don't, they speak Mexican. Spaniards speak Spanish.

Do you really think that former Clinton National Security Advisor, Sandy Berger made an "honest mistake", as he put it, by misplacing classified documents about the government's anti-terror efforts? Berger was reviewing the materials to help determine which Clinton administration documents to provide to the independent commission investigating the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks. Guess he determined which documents NOT to provide. I should also point out that while serving as the NSA, he rejected four plans to kill Osama Bin Laden, because he didn't want to be 'blamed' for counter attacks. Isn't that your job? It is 'National Security Advisor' right? You advise the President on National Security issues? Like a freakin' lunatic, Saudi dissident who has a major bone to pick with the U.S.? The ironic thing is now you're getting blamed for not taking action, which led up to 9/11, and for stealing classified documents that were about you failing to act on information that Bin Laden was planning something. Shit, seems to me that if you had a pair, you would of manned up and did your job...hence, blow his ass up! You can bet John Kerry is distancing himself from this mess.

Speaking of a pair, the IRS has devised a new method of re-payment.

 What do you think these two are about to do?

Ever heard of a book titled "The New Soldier"? It was written by a Vietnam vet who spent a few months in Vietnam. On the cover of his book was an image mocking the Marines who raised the flag at Iwo Jima; veterans in mismatched uniforms, holding the American flag upside down. When he came home from the war, he assembled huge, public anti-war protests, which were financed through Jane Fonda. He publicly supported Hanoi's position to use our POWs as bargaining chips in negotiations for a peace agreement.

He threw what appeared to be his medals over the fence of the Capitol building in protest (on TV.), but was later caught in his lie when his medals turned up hanging on his office wall. He even went over to meet with the Viet Cong brass to show his support for them. This guy should have his ass kicked.

Fuck Michael Moore. I can't tell if he's a Socialist or a Libertarian, but either way he's a traitor pig. You too Linda Ronstadt you fat hog. You got off easy in Vegas. They should have thrown their food at you, but they knew you would just gobble it up off the stage. Mike and Linda should pack up with all the other Lefties and go squat in a sand dune in the Middle East, or better yet, hang out in a cave in Afghanistan and wait for one of our planes to dispose of you properly. I'd like to see the MOAB dropped on these shitheads. For those who don't know what the MOAB is, it stands for the 'Mother Of All Bombs'. Here's a picture of one. You know what’s ironic? All these left-wing liberals have bleeding hearts for the Muslims, but the Muslims hate liberals. Everything liberals stand for, Muslims can't stand! How does that friendship work? You think a feminist movement would bode well within Islam? How about womens rights...more like the right to dress up in a burlap sack with eye slits, say the wrong thing and your womanhood might get cut out with a dull spoon.

Wake up lefties, they hate you too, they just hate you a little less than that shit-kickin', NRA card holdin' cowboy from Texas.

I heard that David Crosby and Graham Nash are going to run for President of the United States. You know, I like a lot of CSN (Y) stuff...good music, good musicians, but what in God's name makes either one of these acid eating, pot smoking boozers qualified to utter the residue of a political thought left over from a lifetime of acid trips, let alone run our country? Guess they got bored. No one cares what Graham Nash is doing, thinking, saying or singing anymore, and Crosby must not have anymore lesbians asking for his drunk sperm.

Here's a nice little photo