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text[number++]="Im depressed because my sim caught his wife cheating.... <img src='http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll257/COTVimages/smurf2.gif'>"
text[number++]="Hey guys whats going on"
text[number++]="Ok, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? - Santa"
text[number++]="Fucking banana peel...you DON'T FIND IT FUNNY EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT ME!"
text[number++]="Tv.com"
text[number++]="I hate Intel"
text[number++]="fu"
text[number++]="Linda, I'd sex you into a coma. - Zuko"
text[number++]="That's why EVERY morning, I'm up early, ready to dig into my email and see who I can help today. - Dr. Jeffrey Lant"
text[number++]="WATCH VIDEOS"
text[number++]="Opens... trenchcoat? - BYLVIA McCormick"
text[number++]="Here is what has been really under my skin for the past few days..."
text[number++]="LIS is just a douchebag."
text[number++]="The contests will start up on Mundai."
text[number++]="LOL who cares it's Minnesota"
text[number++]="Yo momma's so stupid, she didn't abort you."
text[number++]="dont underestimate my intelligence. my family made the same mistake. - Taboo"
text[number++]="My girlfriend calls me a lazy dumbass, is that a bad sign?"
text[number++]="sounds like some pr0n i dl'ed.."
text[number++]="Mr. Dutchiee? more like geraldpringle"
text[number++]="Well.. on the inner cheeks.. yea.. not literally coming from my asshole - CRTMN"
text[number++]="Srsly, no one else has hair there? - CRTMN"
text[number++]="ok why is there not a conversation here - glostlover"
text[number++]="Oh boo-fucking-hoo. Emo kid got his PRECIOUS POST COUNT erased."
text[number++]="So your gay nerd friends will now be mucking up the epic tale of FI? - Zuko"
text[number++]="lol there homophobes. <img src='http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z18/ace412_2007/a1-21.jpg'>"
text[number++]="LIS is a hottie with a body! - MOS"
text[number++]="I fheh"
text[number++]="I dont understanf"
text[number++]="Well, I'm gonna go sleep with my wife while those guys are here and looking at porn.  Then I'm going to go spend some of my 100K salary - Haggis"
text[number++]="Dilate, pupils, dilate!"
text[number++]="What a squish!"
text[number++]="Oh, gosh, guys!   My day has been utterly made! - MOS"
text[number++]="I see scrotum - CRTMN"
text[number++]="yeah those people from FI have issues - Vanessa"
text[number++]="Vincent"
text[number++]="Count Chocula"
text[number++]="Lol yeah once you get over the initial splooge you're like... SO WUT IS THIS THING FOR? - Von Phallus"
text[number++]=": - Zuko"
text[number++]="Bonzo - Zuko"
text[number++]="I wish it was longer, though, like a lot of other stuff. - LIS"
text[number++]="Maybe you'd prefer to live in a world full of Brian clones then you would be happy with everyone. - DarkUFO"
text[number++]="lol I keep forgetting that's down there, so every few days I REDISCOVER it and looooooooooool. - LIS"
text[number++]="I once tried to download an episode of a show and got a donkey show instead - Zuko"
text[number++]=" <img src='http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee96/bsrj22/bsrjlol001.jpg'>"
text[number++]="No1 is gonna stroll onto our site, see an OKAY banner and leave immediately. What WILL drive them away is a gai nerd prying into and spying on their life - Curtis"
text[number++]="Her cheeks are so fucking bif - Zuko"
text[number++]="I would of never guessed Carter. Anyway i'm name is Robert"
text[number++]="You are total asshole, Ack, and I will never forgive you for that.  You're just a self-centered, careless dick.  I was extremely angry and upset and inconvenienced. - MOS"
text[number++]="Your conversational partner has disconnected."
text[number++]="Roflmao!  Epic-win! - LIS"
text[number++]="I love that film, brillant action action thriller"
text[number++]="I guess I'll just ass you guys to the mix! - Zuko"
text[number++]="hallo all Im jonny rocket i have so far seen Black Knight and curtislosts faces. they are both ok (the faces)"
text[number++]="SO IN MY QUEST FOR PORN TODAY I realized I can't get enough of pakis - Zuko"
text[number++]="JAMES IS AN ASSHOLE"
text[number++]="I have to figuer out how to tepair ant - Ribs <img src='http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/4913/littlebarry.gif'>"
text[number++]="YOU ARE ALL SHIT AND LIERS, AND UNREASONABLE DICKHEADS! - bsrj"
text[number++]="Your admin team is full of a bunch of shitheads. Just thought I would let you know. <img src='http://209.85.12.234/html/emoticons/smile.gif'> - bsrj"
text[number++]="I hope you all burn in hell <img src='http://209.85.12.234/html/emoticons/smile.gif'> - bsrj"
text[number++]="GO DIE NOW - bsrj"
text[number++]="HEY GUESS WHAT YOUR ALL IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!! - bsrj"
text[number++]="ohhh man, i remember Burger Time from my old comador computer"
text[number++]="Boc, do you HAVE to act like a total jerkoff? - Mal"
text[number++]="Geeks, nerds, and aliens all will delight with each page of Ben's latest science fiction trek through the depths of technology."
text[number++]="I am CAUTIOUSLY OPTOMISTIC that I have recieved greater than or equal to my last grade in the course, an astonding 44. - DeaderRose"

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