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text[number++] = "Everything happens for a reason."
text[number++] = "Don't mistake coincidence for fate."
text[number++] = "Don't tell me what I can't do!"
text[number++] = "If we can't live together, we're gonna die alone."
text[number++] = "I'll see you in another life, brotha."
text[number++] = "Guys... where are we?"
text[number++] ="The folks back at the beach might've been doctors and accountants a month ago...but it's Lord of the Flies time, now."
text[number++] ="We're gonna need to watch that again."
text[number++] ="5 hours ago, I was pulled into a hole by what appeared to be a column of black smoke. Did you see it, Kate? Then I guess we're both crazy. Wonder what Jack thinks he saw?"
text[number++] ="We'll make camp here. Get some sleep... and await further instructions."
text[number++] ="On behalf of the DeGroots, Alvar Hanso, and all of us here at the DHARMA Initiative; thank you. Namaste, and... good luck."
text[number++] ="I looked into the eye of this island... and what I saw... was beautiful."
text[number++]="We better go soon... the Great White Hunter is growing restless."
text[number++]="So the hatch like... blew off your underwear?"
text[number++]="Who are you people?"
text[number++]="Why did you kill me?!"
text[number++]="It's Neil-Time...now and forever!"
text[number++]="I didn't sign up for this!"
text[number++]="Me Kate, me throw rock."
text[number++]="I like dogs."
text[number++]="Smells like carrots."
text[number++]="Aisle 8 for regulation, aisle 15 for nerf."
text[number++]="That's dumb."
text[number++]="Then it must be true!"
text[number++]="Dad?"
text[number++]="I like that I like chicken."
text[number++]="That's a polar bear."
text[number++]="Does anyone have any sun block?"
text[number++]="Well, no smashing allowed."
text[number++]="Dude, nice hole."
text[number++]="You crazy old bastard! You stole my life!!"
text[number++]="Why are we continuing to play this little game when we both know it has moved to the next stage?!"
text[number++]="Everything is about to change."
text[number++]="God doesn't know where we are, John. He can't see this island any better than the rest of the world can."
text[number++]="We're the good guys."
text[number++]="You've got work to do."
text[number++]="We're not the only people on this island, and we all know it!"
text[number++]="Everyone gets a new life on this island."
text[number++]="Each one of us was brought here for a reason."
text[number++]="I wouldn't do that if I were you."
text[number++]="They're coming right now!"
text[number++]="Attempting to use the computer in this manner will compromise the integrity of the project and worse, could lead to another incident."
text[number++]="Light, comma, sticks."
text[number++]="Papa is very angry."
text[number++]="Hang on everybody our triangle has just become a quadrangle."
text[number++]="Last night I had physical relations with a girl I didn't even know."
text[number++]="I saw a cow."
text[number++]="Taco night?!   I don't <I>do</I> taco night!"
text[number++]="I like twinkies too."
text[number++]="Ha! Then your theory is wrong!"
text[number++]="Well, J-John, we don't even have a word for it, but I believe you call it the Monster."
text[number++]="Maybe I should've used half a dropper. Oops." 
text[number++]="It takes a very long time when you're making a thread... but I suppose that's the point, isn't it?"
text[number++]="You have a bit of a journey ahead of you."
text[number++]="The record is spinning again, we're just not on the song we wanna be on."
text[number++]="Whatever happened, happened."
text[number++]="What lies in the shadow of the statue?"
text[number++]="This don't look like LAX."
text[number++]="They come. They fight. They destroy. They corrupt. It always ends the same."
text[number++]="It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress."
text[number++]="Do you have any idea how badly I want to kill you?"
text[number++]="Wow, Alex! Any higher, and you're gonna fly right off the Island."
text[number++]="Wait, like, Fonzie times?"
text[number++]="The ditch had a gun?"
text[number++]="Well, how do you feel about polar bear feces?"
text[number++]="In my experience, the people who go out of their way to tell you they’re the good guys are the bad guys."
text[number++]="Well, it’s a wonderful foot, Richard, but what does it have to do with Jacob?"
text[number++]="Now some of it may seem a little scary, but I promise you all, we are perfectly safe here, okay? So make yourselves at home. Come on. We got hamburgers. We got punch."

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