Mad Monkey Express

Here are some of our calls. 

Parental discretion advised

Tony the Bologna Sammitch(part 2)

We called a Sandwich shop trying to get a job as the lowly mascot,when that failed,we had our own mascot.  

Tony the Bologna sammitch 2.mp3

Monkey-4-sale

$1500...good condition. We had to make this call. Describes itself I imagine.

Monkey4sale.mp3

We call a chain store and pose as security to accuse a register jocky of theft

Loss Control.mp3

Someone gets angry,does some name calling and threatens to call the police.At 3am I don't blame them

3amBastard.mp3

A voice we pre-recorded and use to make calls sometimes,seems to work well,this person got very angry

Whynot.mp3

We called someone on the fringes of society again,and ruined their day.

3-finger rob 1.mp3

Anyone remember when the Elmo doll that had a seizure everytime you touched it came out? Everyone and their brother seemed to want one,and they were selling for 100s of dollers? We had some fun.

Hehehehe,it tickles.mp3