Welcome to Macarroni and Ownage Productions, my future entertainment company. Here, you will find my creative works from humanistic poetry to RPG systems to videogame ideas to movie scripts. If it's art and it's mine, it's going to be here. Enjoy your stay here at Macarroni and Ownage Productions, which shouldn't be too hard to do once you've seen how damn good I am! Hehe! Just kidding.

Anyways, along with this site, I also have another homepage with creative works on it. Namely things like the Final Fantasy Hardcore series and a fan fic called Fuck the Children. The link to that place is right here, man.

This site is currently under construction, so keep checking here for more artful goodies, 'cause they'll keep coming like a multi-orgasm porn star. Until then, see ya!


-Garrison Haines-Temons, owner of the Ownage-

UPDATES!!!
12/27/09	Added "Ode to Kevin" to Poetry Corner. It seems as though a lot of DA dickheads are upset over the things I said in an essay called "Class of '13", but the one dickhead who deserves to be humiliated the most is a dude named Kevin. This is for you, you two-year-old pussy!
12/26/09	In a fit of white heat, I finished Dragout in record time. It may be only 64 pages long, but it would make a great made-for-TV movie.
12/25/09	Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas, everybody! Santa has brought you a new 25-page installment of Dragout!
12/24/09	Has it really been a whole month since I've added anything to Dragout? Never fear! A new five-page installment is here!
12/2/09	Added "Waltz" to Poetry Corner. Anybody can just walk into my mind and do whatever the hell they want.
11/22/09	Added five more pages to Dragout. The main question here is whether or not Doug is truly okay.

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