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Can you spell Beatles?





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April-But I wanted the PURPLE PONY!!

Rebbie: Where will you be when your laxatives start working?

 

 

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Song Of The Month

This Month's Song Is  May It Be Listen To It HERE.

May it be an evening star
Shines down upon you
May it be when darkness falls
Your heart will be true
You walk a lonely road
Oh! How far you are from home

Mornie utúlië (darkness has come)
Believe and you will find your way
Mornie alantië (darkness has fallen)
A promise lives within you now

May it be the shadows call
Will fly away
May it be you journey on
To light the day
When the night is overcome
You may rise to find the sun

Mornie utúlië (darkness has come)
Believe and you will find your way
Mornie alantië (darkness has fallen)
A promise lives within you now

A promise lives within you now





               How  To  Get  Your  Favorite  LotR  Actor  To  Fall  In  Love  With  You

                                       Some ideas include, but are not limited to :

1. Send a letter to the actor you most admire claiming to have kidnapped their biggest fan ( although you are really referring to yourself). After they follow through with whatever request you as the kidnapper ask of them, inform them that you have released your prisoner. Surely, the actor would want to meet their biggest fan ( still you ) after all they have gone through!

2. Slip a marriage certificate in while they are busy signing hundreds of autographs at once.

3. Confuse them into marrying you. Just keep asking pointless questions & making pointless statements. Then, ask a series of 'yes or no' questions that they will obviously answer yes to without having to think ( ex. 'do you breathe oxygen?' Have you ever been to New Zealand?'  'Do you have two eyes?'.) Somewhere in this series of questions, insert; "Will you marry me ?".

4. Learn to use telekinesis to transport them into your house. 

5. Get them drunk.

6. Leap in front of their car. When, they hit you, they will have to rush you to the hospital. They will feel so guilty that they will stay with you most of the time during your recovery. After spending so much time with you, they are bound to fall in love with you!!!!!!!!!  ( So, we've been watching too many Romantic Comedies!!!!!!!!!)





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Thanks to Lady Tinuviel for some of these. HILAROUS!!!

   

     

   





Harry Potter or LotR     ( found @ www.arwenevenstar.com )

Harry Potter ( H.P. ) or The Lord of the Rings ( LotR ) ? People say that they both contian wizardry, but let me clarify this. There is so much of an extant & it all depends on what people believe. But H.P. teaches witch craft, & it takes you to a school of wizards & what the little wizards witches are learning. In LotR they have Saruman & you see him casting a spell on Caradrhas to bring down the mountain on the Fellowship, but he IS evil. He IS supposed to be doing things of that sort. In LotR they hardly even mention the word 'spell' & never the word 'spirit'. Unless actually meaning a spirit. But aside from that they are not sitting around teaching you spells, spirits, wizardry, and witchcraft! Gandalf, people argue, is a good guy, & HE'S a wizard! Yes, this is true. Gandalf does say things to try to open the door at Moria too, but so does Frodo ( in the movie ) and he is no wizard! Gandalf was a way of showing people that the good guys can be powerful too! Besides, Gandalf is actually more of a guide & wise counselor than a wizard. Very seldom does he do magic. And the magic is a way to attract people, make it different, exciting, & fun! I don't agree with wizardry, but it is a fantasy and J.R.R. Tolkien was having some fun. You have to look at both movies & tell me what seems worse, or what has more wizardry.... look at previews, read reviws, articles, book, use your head. Tell me what teaches more about morals & things like that. Yes, you decide.   ( By:Arwen Evenstar, owner of arwenevenstar.com )





 
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