What about ye's! Hope ye's lek the new site. Was up the town there and got me a bottle o wine, number nine, makes me feel so god damn fine sweety's...Lekalekaloo!!!!

If ye's have any pics ye's want me to stick up on the site don't be afraid to e-mail me them...or else send them to me on the Message Forum

I'm goin to try and put a new story up on the site every week, so keep visitin! tell yer mates about it too...and if anyone wants to advertise on the site just e-mail...I'll see what I can do

Got me a new suit, gonna have a boogie in the Ashtray this weekend woo hoo!!! show me the way to Amarillo! Lekalekaloo!!!!