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D&D 4TH ED

DAM WIZARDS OF THE COST!! THOSE MONEY PINCHING @!$%* HAVE DESTROYED D&D WITH 4TH EDTION, A TOTALLY UNNESSACARY UPDATE!!

In other news, my kneecap may be broken.
I was biking all week, and on friday I fell WHILST WALKING!
So Im on crutches. Go me!!

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5 June, 2007

Still working on the dragoon.

Tinkering with the Headless Horseman monster...

Joint second place in pyshics exam!! w00t go me!!

Luke da Puke, foo'!

flaming rider of the end ( the 4 horsemen of the acoplalpyse is copyright TheEnd .Lmtd)

Update

I've tweaked with the forums;

New name,

new forums

Thats all!

I thinking of adding comics,.......

1st June,2007

Hi guys!! Im adding some stuff to the D20 page;

Guns rules,

Leave your views on the forums!!

Im going to add a class soon, the Dragoon!

Luke da Puke,

Certified insane 20th level gibberer (10th level mad man)

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War

23rd May, 2007

Jesus, It's been a long time!Sorry I've been busy with gaming, revision and stuff. Sorry all those I've disappontied.(i.e pirategnome/the curly one and mangofett)

Well I'm back so, um, yeah. I've been playing a game called Ghost Master (A great game, for 99p!!!!!)Sims 2 like graphics, 1st person/ghost veiws, Fear, and scaring pathetic virtual mortals. Such fun.

Luke da Puke.

Forgeter of saturn in pyshics exams

9th May, 2007

Hi guys! I'm adding another campaign now, called The Island. Anyone can join anytime! You gotta make a new communtie!!

I'm GMing as usall, and it's in the year 2050!!!

TESTS!!! THEY ARE COMING!!

and so is Nivlac!

Luke da Puke

It's D&DDDDDDD!

LOL!!!

It's D&D!!!!!

 

Look way if you hate FF

                                   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Kill Danny!!!!!

Because of Danny,(the scum) we had no D&D today!! Instead we;

played a dectative game,

played werewolf,

hunted each other at ashwell springs,

tried to do Cthulhu lives!

Thats it, so nothing on the blog today!

Luke da Puke.

Mater of Giant millipedes.

P.S I've got bank and saw  giant millepededs!! I've got two giant milliepedes!!!

5th May, 2007

D&D today!! Right, I'm thinking of making a shlideshow type thing w/ a digtal camera. It will be called The Dice Chronicles, about, dice! (Dun dun DUH!)

Thats all folks!

Luke da Puke

Eat all yours computer files, NOW!

Chocks away, old chap

4th May, 2007

Hi Guys!! I'm taking the Podcasts page off as it is frankly broken.(Like my mind) Thank You!!

Also my friend pirategnome has his own site! So soon I'll add him (innit)

Luke da Puke,

(Nivlac the Destroyer is coming!!! 

30th, April, 2007

Cthulhu 2050 has started. Post now pirategnome!Post now danny!!

I've added my wiki page on the links!! Its cool!!!

Luke da Puke,

Prince of Chaos

Cthulhu 2050

Cthulhu 2050 is no longer accepting characters!! we start on monday danny and pirategnome, so get ready!!

28th April, 2007

Today on Saturday D&D (Real world) we;

Climbed a hill,

killed some kobolds,

went to town,

got a member arrested,

got him outta there!

Cool, eh?

Back to buisness, I've been playing with templates, and I've got a new one!

Sadly, I've had to delete the arena, since it did'nt work anbd the I'a Cthulhu page its going down!!!

And a new blog has taken its place!

That's all, folks!

Luke da Puke

 I support the end of the world!

Cool!

the 1st podcast is here! w00t! today gets better and better!!

27th April, 2007

Yes! oh yes, its happenened at last!!! I have.............a certicafacte of insainity!"!!! One of my lives goals has been fufflied. W00-H00!!!!!!

Homjigger fisher tomo!

Luke da Puke

26th April, 2007, fiveish

The sites had a clean up. Innit.

And we added Snoots page!

Luke da Puke

p.s Escape Pod rocks!!!!!

26th April, 2007

Right, oookkkk. I've decided to do a podcast. It will be my views on a random weekely topic! w00t!

BACK AT LAST! YOU CANT CONTROL ME, LUKE DA PUKE!

GO FORTH AND SPREAD CHAOS,

THE INNER BEAST.

P.S LISTEN TO THE PODCASTS DAMMMIT!

24th April, 2007

If anyone as any very sober stories and or poems can you submit them to the keeper of shadows (Links) or me (Not too sober though with me!!)

Luke da Puke

22nd April, 2007

Yo, wassup my homies!!! (Chavanese!)

I'm thinking of adding a RPG system of my own design. It's called 5-star. You have 5 stats, with a max of (Wait for it...) 5!!

And, I might make it a 'peoples choice' thing i.e a series of polls decide the thing

Luke da Puke

20th April, 2007

I'm gonna start a story called Red Fang, set in 2050.

Do you think I should do a audio news summary each week? (Site news)

Luke da Puke

Murder of molucles

19th April, 2007, 7:10

I'm realsing a few pages on 2050 to clear up things a bit, and im playing with the idea for a mech 2050 campain...

Luke da Puke,

Red Fang Leader

19th April, 2007

The cult of the spider, enemy of Luke da Puke, have emerged to combat me and my company of cultists. While we seek to eradicate order and let chaos reign, they seek to replace order with a hierarchy. Impure evil! Akin to good!

A page will detial the war.

This isnt serious.

Luke da Puke,

Scion of Chaos

wOOp wOOp!!

This site is certified 55% EVIL by the Gematriculator

Warning

LOL!!!

do your part!!

Luke da Puke

I'a I'a!

I'a Cthulhu!!

17th April, 2007

Well, a new bit in I'a Cthulhu flags the begining of Cthulhu 2050. The year is 2050(Surprised, eh?) and the mythos are agian attacking the world. Look at the forums for more detials.

Luke da Puke (1st in line for the right to be a homjigger)

p.s its the same format a 2050.

p.p.s post on fanatasy summons dammit!!

16th April, 2007

Woo!! New story!!! (The Purging)

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Latin

May McDonalds exuro in abyssus=My McDonalds burn in hell

Ultionis ero mei=Revenge will be mine

Totus ero lautus absentis in a estus of cruor=All will be washed away in a tide of blood

Sanctus cr*p=Holy cr*p

Quis abyssus=What the hell

 

 

15th April, 2007

Check out my new avatar!

 

 

p.s Pugna non obscurum is latin for "fight not the darkness"

From,

Luke da Puke,

(High priest of Cthulhu)

This site is certified 52% EVIL by the Gematriculator                                                                                     

The Arena

The arena is here!!

ROUND 1: 7VS8

vote on the frums till next month!!

(1 round=1 month)

Link to us dammit!!

SEnd E-mails too!!

Holy cr*p!!

According to my account page, I've used 5.00Mb and still have 36.8Mb to spare!! Expect more stuff, cos I've been stingy and worried about adding pages!

Luke da Puke

12th April, 2007

Sorry for the gap. If anyone is out there anymore, heres some thing for you;

This site is certified 43% EVIL by the Gematriculator

cool eh?

the links page has had a clean up, and now you can wonder what Cthulhu is/worship Cthulhu with I'a Cthulhu page. (Pronuced "K-thoo-loo" here)

Bye 

Luke da Puke

(campaigning for the greater evils)

p.s I'll try to become more evil soon

6th April 2007

I've added a comments+rating to the short stories page and this page. short stories comments only only the short stories one, the sit in genral on this one.

c' y'all round,

Luke da Puke

(Tyrant of It-land)

p.s I'll try to make a podcast on this site (dun dun duh!)

5th April 2007

News just in:

Holy moley! An audio versoin of  Bloodlust (dun dun duh!)

VERY GOOD

not that peice of tasteless fiction!

You heard me right folks, the MP3 file of bloodlust (*cough*on the short story page*cough*)

Thats all folks!!

Luke da Puke

(Now with added randomness!!)

2nd APRIL. 4.35

Oh no! My inner beast has survaced, but so has the inner,......goodness. Yes even my twisted mind has a drop of good in it. so I will add a page called THE INNER VIEW. Guess who gets in it

the inner beast speaks like so;

BATHE IN HER BLOOD

the inner goodness like so;

save the fair damsel

resist the inmner voices, be your own man/woman/It

Luke da puke (who is one of the latter(an It, if your dum))

2nd APRIL 2007

 

I've fixed the Giant in The Payground link. Happy pirategnome?

Also I'm gonna add stevenjackson games and stuff.

And Bloodlust is finished (hooray)

Feel free to creathe 1 or 2 forum for your selves (if you can, im not sure.....)

 

see y'all later

Luke da Puke

p.s post on my use of slang!!

p.p.s we need more players damit!! 

UPDATE

I'm going to run two campains, the 2050 campain, and a fantasy one called fantasy summons.

Charatcers are the same, but the encounters will not. Same rules apply to content, although now you can select a race(!) in Fantasy Summons

Welcome

 

Welcome to my systemless RPG based in the near future of 2050. It is for mature players, but no sexual content at all.

Once the 2050 campain has finished, plaese leave ideas for any genre of systemless roleplay in the guestbook.

Your views!!

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