More Than 1000 SMS Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me. ------------------------------------------------------------ Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai Good Morning ------------------------------------------------------------ Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane, Dil tute to Maikhane bane, Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein.. Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane... ------------------------------------------------------------- Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum... ---------------------------------------------------------------- Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain... Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai... ------------------------------------------------------------------ Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai, yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai, dono mein farakh sirf itna hai, lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai. ---------------------------------------------------------- jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega , tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko , jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega -------------------------------------------------------------- Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai, yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai , pade bhi to kya pade yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai, ---------------------------------------------------------------- Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi, Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo, Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo, Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo.... ------------------------------------------------------------------ Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain. man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai. najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai. ---------------------------------------------------------- Jindagi behaal hai, Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai, yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai. --------------------------------------------------------- Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne wele ------------------------------------------------------------- Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari, Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari, Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise, ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari. ------------------------------------------------------------ Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste, Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset, Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho, Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste. -------------------------------------------------- Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai, Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai, Hum kitne badnaseeb hai, Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai. ------------------------------------------ Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam, Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam. Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono, Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam. --------------------------------------------- is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye. Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye, Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata, Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye. ---------------------------------------------- Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali, Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari. Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree, Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari. --------------------------------------------- Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete, Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete. Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri, To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete. ------------------------------------------------ Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda, Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi. Arey do boond dosti ke pi le, Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi. ------------------------------------------------- Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum, Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum. Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari, Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum. ---------------------------------------------------- Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai. Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki, Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai. --------------------------------------------------- Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte, Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte. Darta hai dil unki ruswai se, Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte. --------------------------------------------------- Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi, Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi. Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare, Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi. --------------------------------------------------- Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote, Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote. Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha, To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote. ------------------------------------------------- Har khushi kam hai, Tera gum bhulane ke liye, Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai, Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye ---------------------------------------------------- Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote --------------------------------------------------- Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge --------------------------------------------------- Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai . Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai. Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen, Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai ---------------------------------------------- Ittefaq se hum mile, Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye, Ittefaq se hum dost bane, Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi, Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai. ----------------------------------------------------- Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte, Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte, Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho, Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte. ----------------------------------------------- Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu, Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu, Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me, Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu. ------------------------------------------------------ Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai, Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai, Par hai re meri futi kismat, Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi. ------------------------------------------------------ Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu, Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu, Majburi to dekho is dil ki. Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu. ---------------------------------------------------------- Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya, Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya, Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi, Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya. ---------------------------------------------------------- Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga, Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga, Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki, Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga.. ----------------------------------------------------------- Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar, Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar, Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna, Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar. ------------------------------------------------------------ Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Begana kaho ya deewana, Suno is dil ka fasana, Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana.. ----------------------------------------------------- Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye, Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai. ---------------------------------------------------------- Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina, gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina, samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina, jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!! ----------------------------------------------------- Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta, jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta, firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein, bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!! ------------------------------------------------------- Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka, humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain... ------------------------------------------------------- exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI, exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI. --------------------------------------------- Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola ------------------------------------------------- Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai -------------------------------------------------- Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein, hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein, hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein. ------------------------------------------------------ Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ------------------------------------------------------ Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai. Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki, Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai. ------------------------------------------------------- Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi, Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi. Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare, Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi ------------------------------------------------------- Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... ------------------------------------------------------- Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain * vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word) ------------------------------------------- Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh... ----------------------------------------------------- Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. ---------------------------------------------------- Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... ------------------------------------------------ Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!! --------------------------------------------------------- Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! ------------------------------------------------------- Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya ----------------------------------------------------- Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi ------------------------------------------------------ kaun kehta hai dost tumse hamari judai hogi, yeh afwah kisi aur ne udayi hogi; shaan se rahenge aapke dil mein hum, itne dino mein humne kuch to jagah banayi hogi -------------------------------------------------------- Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega... Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega... Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo... Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??? vah vah... vah vah... vah va ----------------------------------------------------- Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoon Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoon Socha ki bhula doon tujhe magar, Har baar faisla badal deta hoon -------------------------------------------------- Mayoos tow hoon mager hona nahi chahti Kia karon mein ussay bhulana nahi chahti Janti hon wo bay khaber hai mujhe se phir bhee Uss k khayal ko dil se mitana nahi chahti ~ ---------------------------------------------------- Badi muddat se chaha hai tumeh, badi duaon se paaya hai tumeh, Tujeh bhulane ki sochu bhi kaise, Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujeh! --------------------------------------------------- aasaan nahi hota kisi ko bhulana. chhe vo apna ho ya begana dil ki baatain bas samajhta hai dil hi, inhe kya samjhega ye zalim zamana?? -------------------------------------------------- Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye, Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi, Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi.... ------------------------------------------- Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe, Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to Bhoot bankar darayenge tumheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. -------------------------------------------- Jab hum is duniya mein aate hai, Toh kitne rishtey saath laatey hai. Duniya mein aane ke baad hum, Kitne naye rishtey baanthe hai. Magar in rishto mein se sirf, woh pyaar ka pawitra rishta hai, Jo hum marte dum tak nibhaate hain. --------------------------------------------- Kehena hai aaj tumse, phir kisise ye kehena nahi, Rehena hai saath tere, warna Duniya me rehena nahi. --------------------------------------------- Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!! ---------------------------------------------- oftdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI ! ----------------------------------------------- Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge ! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Gandhi bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi, aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai.... pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.... PAISA..... MAUT..... Aur..... Aur..... Aur..... Mera SMS ! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..... Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho..... Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho..... Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eat raheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- khtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena..... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- bachelor's schedule... Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ; Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he......... KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho..... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha ! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho, cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand bola.... 12036 entries found ! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Apko MULAYAM ki akal, LALOO ki shakal, Mayawati ki wani, JAYA ki jawani, KALAM jaise baal, ATAL jaisi chaal mile.. GOOD LUCK ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Aasman me itne tare ho ki asma na dikhai de, Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho, ke gam na dikhai de, HAVE A NICE DAY! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai, nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai, tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi, magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai... ----------------------------------------------------------------- Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO", Gunge ke hath me "MIKE", AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE" WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Evolution of Man: Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1 Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1 Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Mandir mein jap karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Hame itna pyar mat karna ki duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liye majboor ho jaye ---------------------------------------------------------- Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko, Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko, hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai, dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko! Good Morning! ------------------------------------------------------ is duniya me dost kam milenge, Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge, jaha duniya nazar fer legi, us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge.. ------------------------------------------------------- Aapko ashirwad mile bado se, sahayog mile chhoto se, Khushiya mile jag se, pyar mile sab se, daulat mile rab se, yahi dua hai dil se DIL SE! ----------------------------------------------------------- Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he, Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he, yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS, Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!! ----------------------------------------------------- Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai, yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai, apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai, magar aapko bhulna apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai! ------------------------------------------------------------- Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye... ------------------------------------------------------ Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai, Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai, Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye, ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai... ------------------------------------------------------------ Ae barish jara tham ke baras, jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras, pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake, phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake... ------------------------------------------------------------------ Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga, Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga, Baap ne kabhi Page nahi dekha, aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana... agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana... Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai... -------------------------------------------------------------- Dushman tarse teri dosti ko, Dost tarse teri yari ko, Yar tarse pyar ko, hum tarse tere DIDAR ko! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Mein nazar se pee raha houn, ye samaa badal naa jaaye Naa jhukaao tum nigahein, kahin raat dhal naa jaaye Mere askh bhi hain is mein, ye sharaab ubal naa jaaye Mera jaam chhune waale, tera haath jal naa jaaye Abhi raat kuch hai baaki, naa uthaa naqaab saaqi Tera rind girte girte, kahin phir sambhal na jaaye ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Badi muddat se chaha hai tumeh, badi duaon se paaya hai tumeh, Tujeh bhulane ki sochu bhi kaise, Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujeh!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- aasaan nahi hota kisi ko bhulana. chhe vo apna ho ya begana dil ki baatain bas samajhta hai dil hi, inhe kya samjhega ye zalim zamana?? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye, Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi, Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe, Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Aye Khuda kyon deta hai tu Ladkiyon ko itni Beauty ke Ladke unse Line Marna samjhte apni Duty ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina, gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina, samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina, jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!! ----------------------------------------------------- Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta, jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta, firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein, bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!! ------------------------------------------------------- Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka, humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain... ---------------------------------------------------------------- Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Savera kya hua, sitaro ko bhul gaye. Suraj kya aaya, chaand ko bhul gaye. Guzre kya kuch pal humare bina, Aap hume hi bhool gaye. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, Chand lamho mein daaman chod jayega. Abhi waqt hai do baatein kar lo humse, Kya pata kal kaun teri zindagi me aa jayega. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai, Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai, Kitne khade hai raho pe, Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu hai. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Jaruri nahi dosto me baat hoti rahe, Jaruri nahi ki dosto me mulakat hoti rahe. Jaruri hai bas dost jaha bhi rahe use hamari yaad aati rahe. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Jinki yaad mein hum dewane ho gaye, Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye. Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye dost ki, Kyunki unki nazar me ab hum purane ho gaye. ------------------------------------------------------------- Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai, Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb rota hai, Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare, Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare. ----------------------------------------------------------- Ishq ke rishte kitne ajib hote hai. Durr rehke bhi kitne karib hote hai, Meri barbadi ka gum na karo yaro, Ye to apne apne nasib hote hai.. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai, Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai, Mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai.. ------------------------------------------------------------------ zindegi terebina adhura hai. najane q teremere beech meinye doori hai. sochta hun kabhi bhuladun tujhko. per tera ek muskan meri kamjori hai ----------------------------------------------------------------------- apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai, jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti, apun sabji tu roti,apun pani tu tanki apun tarzan tu monkey ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Dil ka Rishta hai hamara, Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra, Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra, SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Kadam Kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna, Dosti ke daur mein Dosti Rakhna Hamari yaadon ke SMS zarur aayenge, Aap bas apna INBOX khali rakhna. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- College ki har Ladki ek Phool hai, Aur use choona ek Bhool hai, Jo usme Mashgul hai, Samjho uski ATKT full hai. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Dosti karo Collegewali se, Pyar karo Officewali se, Programme karo Padoswali se, Aonkh ladao Sali se, Love karo Dilwali se, Aur Mar khao Gharwali se. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Hajaron Honge Nigahon Mein, Kabhi Hame Bhi Toh Pick Karo, Hamare Dil Ke Icon Par Bhi Toh Kabhi Double Click Karo. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Aanssu tere nikle aankhen meri ho, Dil tera Dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, Dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki, Job tum karo aur Salary meri ho. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam... Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. 'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Khushi se dil ko aabad karna... Aur gham ko dil se azad karna, Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi Din me ek baar YAAD karna... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana, is jahan se alag duniya mat basana, aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya, par roj intezar me palke mat bichana. funny ----------------------------------------------------------------------- If i was a tear in ur eyes, i would tun down your cheek and kiss your lips &; if u were a tear in my eyes i would never cry 4 fear of losing u... ------------------------------------------------------------- who is friend? F-First R-Relative I-In E-Every N-New D-Difficulty!!! ------------------------------------------------------------- Why do we close our eyes when v prey, when v cry, when v dream, when v kiss??? B'coz the most BEAUTIFUL things in life r not seen by felt by the HEART!!! ------------------------------------------------------------- Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piya, ki aadha piya aur adha chhod diya, yaaron ye pyaar hai pyaar, nahi koi VIM BAAR, jo thoda sa lagaya or bas hogaya....! ------------------------------------------------------------- 7 rules to be happy... 1>never hate 2>dont't worry 3>live simple 4>expect a little 5>give a lot 6>akways smile 7>have a friend like me..... ------------------------------------------------------------- LOVE: easy to say, difficult to stay, beautiful to feel, dificult deal... DIFFICULT is PART of LIFE, but that's the reason WHY GIRLFRIEND IS NEVER A WIFE....!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------- I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST SMARTEST &; the most beautiful person on eart, but then I thought.......... SUICIDE is a CRIME.... ------------------------------------------------------------- Ek truck dusre truck ko khinch ke jaa raha tha, yeh dekh kar ek aadmi jor jor se husne lagaa or jamin pe lotpot ho gayaa aur bola, "ek rasse ke tkde ko uthane ke liye 2-2 TRUCK?" ------------------------------------------------------------- A true friend is a friend who see the first tear, Catch the second and stops the third.... ------------------------------------------------------------- One man read a board 'likhane wala briliant, padhane wala idiot.." Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes, "padhane wala briliant, likhnewala idiot...." ------------------------------------------------------------- Ga saku aapka nagma, wo saaz kahan se lau, suna saku kuch aapko, wo andaz kahan se lau, yun to chand ki tarif karna aasan hai, kar saku aapki taarif, wo alfaz kahan se lau... ------------------------------------------------------------- A friend is like a pillow, u can hug when u r in trouble, u can cry on when u r in pain &; embraca when u r happpy. So remember when u need a friend BUY A PILLOW. ------------------------------------------------------------- One mann passing by on a road, was invited by his friend to play CHESS.. He said "wait for 5 min. let me go and wear SPORT SHOES!!! ------------------------------------------------------------- we like each other because u think I m Nice I htink u r nice u think I m cool I think u r cool U think I m sweet I think u r sweet U think I m Smart I think u r RIGHT. ------------------------------------------------------------- God granted me 1 wish. I asked 4 WORLD PEACE. He said its impossible, please ask 4 something else, I asked him 2 make U intelligent, He said Wait, Let me try 'world peace' ------------------------------------------------------------- Life without U is impossible. U R in my breath, in my blood. I can not stay 4 a second without U. If U R not there, i m dead.... Hellloooo...I M talking about OXYGEN..!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------- Life is like MATHS: friend ko plus + karo, Dushman ko Minus - karo, Khushiyon ko Multiply X karo, Gam ko Divide / karo, aur life ENJOY karo ------------------------------------------------------------- yaah karte he tumhe tanhai me dil dooba he gamo ki gahrai me hamein mat dhoondo huniya ki bhid me hum millenge tumhe, tumhari parchhai me ------------------------------------------------------------- you can be a doctor &; save lives, a lawyer &; defend lives, a soldier &; protect lives or simpaly be YOurself a SWeetheart Who touches lives..!! ------------------------------------------------------------- bekaabu hai dil fir bhi jiye jaa raha hu, khali hai botal fir bhi piye jaa raha ju, majburi to dekho is dil ki... reply nahi miltaa fir bhi SMS kiye jaa raha hoon.. __________________________________________________ _____________ Log apna banake chod dete hai... Rishta gairo se jod lete hai... Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake... Log to dil bhi tod dete hai!! Meri chahat tu, tujhe pa to na saka mai, yakin kar nahi hu bewafa mai, aaj bhi mere khawabo me hai tu, aaj bhi tujhe pane ki hai justuju meri. Save ths msg n read it whnevr u fail in life... "haaton ki lakiron par vishwas nahi karna chahiye kyunki takdir to unki bhi hoti hai jinke haath nahi hote hai" Khuda na kare apko koi gam milay. Khushiya or hasi har dum milay. Jab bhi kabhi gum apki aur badhay. Khuda kare raastey mai usay hum milay.. Aisa lagta hai zindagi tum ho, Ajnabi kaise ajnabi tum ho Main zamin pe ghana andhera hun, Aasmano ki chandni tum ho Dosto se wafa ki ummeede, Kis zamane ke aadmi tum ho Log kehte hai ki itni dosti mat karo ke dost dil par sawar ho jaye. Hum kehte hain dosti itni karo ke dushman ko bhi tumse pyar ho jaye. Unhe to fursat nahi milne ki humse, aur hamara waqt gujarta hai unki fariyaad karke. Agar aaye wo meri maut pe, to kah dena abhi soye hain tumhe yaad karke Itni chhoti nahin dosti apni, Kaise soch liya k kinaara aa gaya. Lo ho gayi mobile mein roshni, Aur SMS hamaara aa gaya.... Hamari dosti raymond jaisi nahi since1965, pepsi jaisi nahi yeh dil mange more, yeh hogi LIC jaisi, zindagi k saath bhi, zindagi k baad bhi.. ----------------------------------------------------------------- There r 3 chambers in my HEART. 1 for papa, 1 for maa, 1 4 GOD. oh! wat abt u my frend? sorry no place 4 u in my heart...bcoz plp like u r in my heartbeats ----------------------------------------------------------------- Sumtimes I sms, sumtimes I dont, sumtimes I reply, sumtimes I dont, but no matter how many times that SOMETIMES is, u'll be my friend 4 lifetime. ----------------------------------------------------------------- There r 6 Billion people around the wrld. I dnt knw y i keep on msging u. Maybe bcoz.. 5,999,999,999 cant replace... a single 'YOU'. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Moon!, Dim Your Light. Hello Wind!, Breeze Soft. Hi Flower!, Blossom Slowly. Hello Earth!, Spin Gently. Coz My Frend Is Going To Sleep. gud nyt swt drmz ----------------------------------------------------------------- Life gives an answer in 3 ways... It says Yes.. N gives u wht u want. It says NO... and gives something better. It says WAIT and gives the best in its own time! Just bcoz u got an sms u think someone likes u?? huh?? Well.. no one likes u.. no one misses u.. no one cares 4 u.. no one remembers u...........MORE THAN I DO! Some days are cloudy and grey, And it seems as if the rain is Chasing all your dreams away. While other days r bright and sunny, Making you feel as though the feats You can accomplish are many. On this particular day, I have but One wish coming your way. I hope you have a wonderfully nice day! I cnt fnd a reson y GOD mde U so close 2 me...! Bt tats nt d qstion 2b askd. May b d qstion 2b askd is-HOW DID HE KNO.. TAT I NEEDED A PERSN LKE U IN MY LIFE? Remember 2 remember me! 4get 2 4get me! Evn if u try 2 remember 2 4get me I wil nevr 4get 2 remember 2 remind u 2 remember me! Believe me...! What is meant by ABCDEFG... A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl And GFEDCBA means... Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy Again.. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Kabhi gamo se tumari mulakat na ho udaas bethe raho aisi koi baat na ho shiqayat ho to hume maf kar dena fursat mile to hume yaad kar lena Mat mila aise dost se ae khuda, ye hamein barbaad karte hai, hum to sms ki bauchaar karte hai, aur ye 1 rupiye ke liye bhi vichaar karte hai Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi.. kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi.. tujh se mile zamana hua magar... yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi.. Dil ki hasti mit gayi hoti, aur sare dard badh gaye hote, jindgi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai, varna hum to kab ke bikhar gaye hote.. Umar ki rah me insan badal Jata hai, waqt ki andhere me tufan badal jata hai, sochta hu tumhe pareshan na karu, lekin baad me irada badal jata hai. Kabhi dost' kehte ho, kabhi dua dete ho, kabhi bewakt neend se jaga dete ho, par jab bhi hume sms karte ho khuda kasam khushi hi khushi dil main jaga dete ho. Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the, yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the, Ab un raho se guzra nahi jata, jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.. Kisi mod par hum aapko khone nahi denge, Juda hona chaho to bhi hone nahi denge. Chandani rato me aayegi meri yaad, Meri yaad ke woh pal aapko sone nahi dengE. Ateet apne aap ko kyun dohrata hai, milkar koi phir kyun kho jata hai zindagi bhar saath rehne ka vada kyun kiya, jab tumhe sirf bichhadna hi aata hai.. ************************************************** ******** Ek pal ki ye baat nahi, do pal ka ye sath nahi waise to zindagi ek safar si ban gayi hai mere liye par wo safar hi kya jisme tum saath nahi DIL ka Rishta hai Hamara, Dil k Kone mey hai Naam Tumhara. Har Yad mey hai Chehra Tumhara, Sath Nahi toh kya hua, Zindagi bhar Dosti Nibhane ka Wada hai Hamara. Teri dosti mei ek nasha hai, tabhi to ye duniya humse khafa hai...! Na karo humse itni dosti, ki dil puche... Teri dhadkan kaha hai..??? Woh hamse ruswa hain ki hum gairon ko dekh kar muskurate hain, par woh kya jaane hamein har chehre mein woh nazar aate hai.. Aap pas raho ya dur, hum dil se dil ki awaaz mila sakte hai, na khat ke na phone ke mohtaaj hai hum, par apke dil ko 1 hichki se hila sakte hai. Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi. Bhul jayenge aap hume, bhulne wale hum nahi... Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi, aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi Bas kya yahi tak tha saath hamara intejar hi karte rahe hum tumhara, kab hogi is kambakht dil me roshni aur kab hoga pyaar ka izihaar tumhara. Yaad na karoge to sataenge, ruthoge to manaenge... Roogey to hasaenge... Dost hai hum tumhare, sayaa nahi... jo andhre mei saath chod jayenge! Aasman mei jab jab badal garajta hoga, mausam bhi aapna rukh badalta hoga... Uthti hogi jab jab aapki nigahein, khuda bhi gir gir kar sambhalta hoga! Baat kam kije jihanat ko chipate rahiye, Ajnabi shahar hai kuch dost banate rahiye Dushmani lakh sahi khatm na kije rishta, Dil mile na mile hath milate rahiye I would like 2 officially announce that I am already accepting friendshipday gifts in cash, cheques, chocolates, luv & airtime. Avoid rush, Send Now! Thank U! If I got ur smile, I dnt need flowers, If I got ur voice, I dnt need music, If u speak 2 me I dont need anybdy else, If U r my frnd I dont need the world! We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than FRNDS? Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !? I saw something in a shops window - it was stunning hot, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed to buy it for u. But then I realised it was my reflection. The World is Round We'll meet again. When we meet I'll ask You "How are You" Hope You'll not ask "Who are You'! NOBODY like U, NOBODY cares for U, NOBODY misses U, NOBODY wants to see U good, NOBODY is Ur best friend, NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODY. I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool! Stars + moon = romantic night, Birds + sky = lovely day, Forest + animals = beautiful world, YOU+YOUR SMILE = AYYO Khwabo ke mahal me kalpana ka vaas hai abhi baki meri chand saans hai shayad tumhare aane ki koi gunjaish nahi par tum se milne ki ab bhi aas hai aapko bhool jau umar gujarne ki baat hai......... aapko na ho yakeen ye aur baat hai.............. jab tak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad ........... ye saans toot jaaaye to aur baat hai.............. Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain aankhe meri pad lo kabhi ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyar karte hain dooriyo se fark padta nahi hai ..................... baat ko dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai............. dosti to kuch khaas aap jaise se hai .............. varna mulaqat na jaane kitne logo se hoti hai.... Dekha nahi hai koi tujhsa, dekhne tujhe jannat se bhi laut aayange, jab tak deedar na ho tera, hum mar ke bhi chain se na mar paayange.. tufan me kashti ko kinare bhi mil jate hai jahan me logo ko sahare bhi mil jate hai duniya me sabse pyari hai zindagi kuch log zindagi se pyare bhi mil jate hai apne hothon par sajana chahta hu................. aa tujhe me gungunana chahta hu.................. thak gaya me karte karte yaad tujhko............. ab tujhe me yaad aana chahta hu................... Bikhre ashkon ke moti hum pro na sake, Teri yaad Me sari raat so na sake, Bheeg na Jaye ansuo me tasvir teri, Bus yehi soch Kar hum ro Na sake. Unki mohabbat ka abhi nishan baaki hai, naam labh par hai jaan baki hai, kya hua agar dekh kar muh fer lete hain, tasalli hai ki abhi shakal ki pehchan baaki hai Pagal nazaren dil diwana lagta hai......... tera mera pyar purana lagta hai............ phoolon me lipte pathar aaye hai............. ye to koi dost purana lagta hai.... ................................... Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????******************************************* *************** If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!... ************************************************** ******** Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOV U ************************************************** ******** Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!! ************************************************** ******** Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi.... Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!! ************************************************** ******** I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the "E",... so pls can I have "U"? ************************************************** ******** True friends are those Who Care without hasitation, Remember without Limitation, Forgive without any Explanation, and Love even with little Communication!!! The Golden words are "Don't cry in Love" because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!! ************************************************** ******** What is sweet but not Honey, Precious but not Money, Bright but not Sunshine, Impr! oves with time but not Wine??? Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!!! ************************************************** ******** Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai, Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai, mere pyar ko galat mat samajna, pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai. ************************************************** ******** Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai! ************************************************** ******** u r a donkey d 4 decent o 4 outclass n 4 nice k 4 kind e 4 excelent y 4 young ************************************************** ******** I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS. ************************************************** ******** If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the! entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand. ************************************************** ******** My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u! ************************************************** ******** Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai ************************************************** ******** Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... ************************************************** ******** When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!! ************************************************** ******** Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai ************************************************** ******** Think Big... Think Positive... Think Smart... Think Beautiful... Think Great... I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut... JUST THINK ABOUT ME! ************************************************** ******** 5 great people: 1.Quaid woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram woh kisi kaam ka nahi 3.Aishwarya Rai apni pohanch say bahir 4.baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch ************************************************** ******** Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN ************************************************** ******** .....the Heart Beat of my Phone .....is ur Message Tone ************************************************** ******** VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U.... ************************************************** ******** Sweet candies are nice to eat Sweet words are easy to say but, sweet ppl are hard to find OH MY GOD! how did u find me ************************************************** ******** Log apna banake chod dete hai... Rishta gairo se jod lete hai... Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake... Log to dil bhi tod dete hai!! Meri chahat tu, tujhe pa to na saka mai, yakin kar nahi hu bewafa mai, aaj bhi mere khawabo me hai tu, aaj bhi tujhe pane ki hai justuju meri. Save ths msg n read it whnevr u fail in life... "haaton ki lakiron par vishwas nahi karna chahiye kyunki takdir to unki bhi hoti hai jinke haath nahi hote hai" Khuda na kare apko koi gam milay. Khushiya or hasi har dum milay. Jab bhi kabhi gum apki aur badhay. Khuda kare raastey mai usay hum milay.. Aisa lagta hai zindagi tum ho, Ajnabi kaise ajnabi tum ho Main zamin pe ghana andhera hun, Aasmano ki chandni tum ho Dosto se wafa ki ummeede, Kis zamane ke aadmi tum ho Log kehte hai ki itni dosti mat karo ke dost dil par sawar ho jaye. Hum kehte hain dosti itni karo ke dushman ko bhi tumse pyar ho jaye. Unhe to fursat nahi milne ki humse, aur hamara waqt gujarta hai unki fariyaad karke. Agar aaye wo meri maut pe, to kah dena abhi soye hain tumhe yaad karke Itni chhoti nahin dosti apni, Kaise soch liya k kinaara aa gaya. Lo ho gayi mobile mein roshni, Aur SMS hamaara aa gaya.... Hamari dosti raymond jaisi nahi since1965, pepsi jaisi nahi yeh dil mange more, yeh hogi LIC jaisi, zindagi k saath bhi, zindagi k baad bhi.. There r 3 chambers in my HEART. 1 for papa, 1 for maa, 1 4 GOD. oh! wat abt u my frend? sorry no place 4 u in my heart...bcoz plp like u r in my heartbeats Sumtimes I sms, sumtimes I dont, sumtimes I reply, sumtimes I dont, but no matter how many times that SOMETIMES is, u'll be my friend 4 lifetime. There r 6 Billion people around the wrld. I dnt knw y i keep on msging u. Maybe bcoz.. 5,999,999,999 cant replace... a single 'YOU'. Hi Moon!, Dim Your Light. Hello Wind!, Breeze Soft. Hi Flower!, Blossom Slowly. Hello Earth!, Spin Gently. Coz My Frend Is Going To Sleep. gud nyt swt drmz Life gives an answer in 3 ways... It says Yes.. N gives u wht u want. It says NO... and gives something better. It says WAIT and gives the best in its own time! Just bcoz u got an sms u think someone likes u?? huh?? Well.. no one likes u.. no one misses u.. no one cares 4 u.. no one remembers u...........MORE THAN I DO! Some days are cloudy and grey, And it seems as if the rain is Chasing all your dreams away. While other days r bright and sunny, Making you feel as though the feats You can accomplish are many. On this particular day, I have but One wish coming your way. I hope you have a wonderfully nice day! I cnt fnd a reson y GOD mde U so close 2 me...! Bt tats nt d qstion 2b askd. May b d qstion 2b askd is-HOW DID HE KNO.. TAT I NEEDED A PERSN LKE U IN MY LIFE? Remember 2 remember me! 4get 2 4get me! Evn if u try 2 remember 2 4get me I wil nevr 4get 2 remember 2 remind u 2 remember me! Believe me...! What is meant by ABCDEFG... A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl And GFEDCBA means... Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy Again.. ....................... Khwabo ke mahal me kalpana ka vaas hai abhi baki meri chand saans hai shayad tumhare aane ki koi gunjaish nahi par tum se milne ki ab bhi aas hai aapko bhool jau umar gujarne ki baat hai......... aapko na ho yakeen ye aur baat hai.............. jab tak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad ........... ye saans toot jaaaye to aur baat hai.............. Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain aankhe meri pad lo kabhi ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyar karte hain dooriyo se fark padta nahi hai ..................... baat ko dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai............. dosti to kuch khaas aap jaise se hai .............. varna mulaqat na jaane kitne logo se hoti hai.... Dekha nahi hai koi tujhsa, dekhne tujhe jannat se bhi laut aayange, jab tak deedar na ho tera, hum mar ke bhi chain se na mar paayange.. tufan me kashti ko kinare bhi mil jate hai jahan me logo ko sahare bhi mil jate hai duniya me sabse pyari hai zindagi kuch log zindagi se pyare bhi mil jate hai apne hothon par sajana chahta hu................. aa tujhe me gungunana chahta hu.................. thak gaya me karte karte yaad tujhko............. ab tujhe me yaad aana chahta hu................... Bikhre ashkon ke moti hum pro na sake, Teri yaad Me sari raat so na sake, Bheeg na Jaye ansuo me tasvir teri, Bus yehi soch Kar hum ro Na sake. Unki mohabbat ka abhi nishan baaki hai, naam labh par hai jaan baki hai, kya hua agar dekh kar muh fer lete hain, tasalli hai ki abhi shakal ki pehchan baaki hai Pagal nazaren dil diwana lagta hai......... tera mera pyar purana lagta hai............ phoolon me lipte pathar aaye hai............. ye to koi dost purana lagta hai.... Ek pal ki ye baat nahi, do pal ka ye sath nahi waise to zindagi ek safar si ban gayi hai mere liye par wo safar hi kya jisme tum saath nahi DIL ka Rishta hai Hamara, Dil k Kone mey hai Naam Tumhara. Har Yad mey hai Chehra Tumhara, Sath Nahi toh kya hua, Zindagi bhar Dosti Nibhane ka Wada hai Hamara. Teri dosti mei ek nasha hai, tabhi to ye duniya humse khafa hai...! Na karo humse itni dosti, ki dil puche... Teri dhadkan kaha hai..??? Woh hamse ruswa hain ki hum gairon ko dekh kar muskurate hain, par woh kya jaane hamein har chehre mein woh nazar aate hai.. Aap pas raho ya dur, hum dil se dil ki awaaz mila sakte hai, na khat ke na phone ke mohtaaj hai hum, par apke dil ko 1 hichki se hila sakte hai. Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi. Bhul jayenge aap hume, bhulne wale hum nahi... Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi, aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi Bas kya yahi tak tha saath hamara intejar hi karte rahe hum tumhara, kab hogi is kambakht dil me roshni aur kab hoga pyaar ka izihaar tumhara. Yaad na karoge to sataenge, ruthoge to manaenge... Roogey to hasaenge... Dost hai hum tumhare, sayaa nahi... jo andhre mei saath chod jayenge! Aasman mei jab jab badal garajta hoga, mausam bhi aapna rukh badalta hoga... Uthti hogi jab jab aapki nigahein, khuda bhi gir gir kar sambhalta hoga! Baat kam kije jihanat ko chipate rahiye, Ajnabi shahar hai kuch dost banate rahiye Dushmani lakh sahi khatm na kije rishta, Dil mile na mile hath milate rahiye I would like 2 officially announce that I am already accepting friendshipday gifts in cash, cheques, chocolates, luv & airtime. Avoid rush, Send Now! Thank U! If I got ur smile, I dnt need flowers, If I got ur voice, I dnt need music, If u speak 2 me I dont need anybdy else, If U r my frnd I dont need the world! We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than FRNDS? Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !? I saw something in a shops window - it was stunning hot, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed to buy it for u. But then I realised it was my reflection. The World is Round We'll meet again. When we meet I'll ask You "How are You" Hope You'll not ask "Who are You'! NOBODY like U, NOBODY cares for U, NOBODY misses U, NOBODY wants to see U good, NOBODY is Ur best friend, NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODY. I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool! Stars + moon = romantic night, Birds + sky = lovely day, Forest + animals = beautiful world, YOU+YOUR SMILE = AYYO Kabhi gamo se tumari mulakat na ho udaas bethe raho aisi koi baat na ho shiqayat ho to hume maf kar dena fursat mile to hume yaad kar lena Mat mila aise dost se ae khuda, ye hamein barbaad karte hai, hum to sms ki bauchaar karte hai, aur ye 1 rupiye ke liye bhi vichaar karte hai Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi.. kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi.. tujh se mile zamana hua magar... yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi.. Dil ki hasti mit gayi hoti, aur sare dard badh gaye hote, jindgi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai, varna hum to kab ke bikhar gaye hote.. Umar ki rah me insan badal Jata hai, waqt ki andhere me tufan badal jata hai, sochta hu tumhe pareshan na karu, lekin baad me irada badal jata hai. Kabhi dost' kehte ho, kabhi dua dete ho, kabhi bewakt neend se jaga dete ho, par jab bhi hume sms karte ho khuda kasam khushi hi khushi dil main jaga dete ho. Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the, yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the, Ab un raho se guzra nahi jata, jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.. Kisi mod par hum aapko khone nahi denge, Juda hona chaho to bhi hone nahi denge. Chandani rato me aayegi meri yaad, Meri yaad ke woh pal aapko sone nahi dengE. Ateet apne aap ko kyun dohrata hai, milkar koi phir kyun kho jata hai zindagi bhar saath rehne ka vada kyun kiya, jab tumhe sirf bichhadna hi aata hai.. Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all. A friend is someone who knows when you need her... Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go???..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!! A Friend is Sweet when its NEW****Its Sweeter when its TRUE****But you know that its the sweetest when it is U I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you! Do you believe in love at first sight****or do I have to walk by again?? You look so fine!I want to...****break your heart and give you mine I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you! SOMEWHERE OUT THERE somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone thinkin of u somewhere out there where dreams come true... nitenite & sweet dreams 2 u NICE FRIENDS A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly good nite n sweet dreams... I have seen angels in the sky? I have seen snowfall in july? I have seen things u only im Agine to see? But I haven?t seen anything sweeter than u. Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, luv & laughter, quiet moments & fantastic people like me. Enjoy it! Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I have to go through that day. Have a good smiley day!             FRIENDSHIP MESSAGES Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u. A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u. If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I. If I were to be anything in this world?. I?d be ur tears!!!? So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!! If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my ?FRIEND? u r the ?BEST?!!!!!!!!! They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them. When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? ?I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!? Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life?s journey we became FRIENDS! It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you. A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye. The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend! Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!! Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things. A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!! Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value! There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever ·         I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ... I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!! A friend is someone who knows when you need her... You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together. Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold. Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy. The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!! KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U.. We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE! If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u. A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend. Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart! A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us. Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say... As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth... GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with price tags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!! thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe... FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN... In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends. Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control. A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye. The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you. I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again. I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends. EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U... A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!         FUNNY MESSAGES     If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!     I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha     God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too, ****but yes, even God makes mistakes!     Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!     What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail     This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat     You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!     Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?     The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !     A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding     I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Dad says "Love Animals" !     Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !     Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !     Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?     If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.     This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet!             GREETINGS MESSAGE       ·         The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down   We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!   BLINKING STARS FreNz r 4-evER liKE E starS taT kePt blinkin In E sky. THoUgh we MighT b Far Apart.. BUt I noE taT u r Still Near 2 Me WhnEveR I look up... Gd nite N sleep TiTE   MASTER OF PUPPETS Master of puppets is pulling ur strings, twisting ur mind n smashing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can't c a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall asleep 1,2,3,Zzz   THE SUN HAD RISED The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..   AS NITE FALLS As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight   LAZY BONE WAKE UP! The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...   DRACULA KISS As u go 2 bed 2nite, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..   Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realise its a brand new day. Good Morning.   WINDOWS OF SOUL Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility n soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland! OYASUMINASAI! Sweet Dreams!   COLD COLD NITE On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!   STARS LIGHT Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonite. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams   I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......   TIME 4 BED da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@, n sleep tite!   NO MATTER No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Gd Nite!   GOOD MORNING The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you.   I PRAY 4 YOU In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams Gd Nite   HELLO The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you!   NITE HAS END... Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.   GOOD MORNING A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a good morning to start your day!   MORNING GIFT Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!   MORNING GREETING Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Gd Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!   TIME TO SLEEP LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN @ ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!   A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...   All mornings are like Paintings. U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone like me to color ur day.   Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I have to go through that day. Have a good smiley day!                 LOVE MESSAGES   Do you believe in love at first sight****or do I have to walk by again??   Love is like war...****Easy to start...****Difficult to end...****Impossible to forget   You are like the sunshine so warm,****you are like sugar, so sweet...****you are like you...****and that's the reason why I love you!   What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U   If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.   Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.   One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me, you or my life? I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life          SHAYARI MESSAGES   Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,****gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,****tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,****tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.   Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.****Sagar se gahra koi nahi.****Ab aapki kya tarif karu...****Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!   Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,****Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,****Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun****isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon   TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,****RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,****PEPSI ka cr8 ho,****ANDE ka oml8 ho,****SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,****JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,****KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!   Vo sochte honge usko aksar,****jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,****vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,****hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!   Teri aankain jhuki jhuki****tera chehra khila khila****jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya ****to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila   Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de****tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de****Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna****Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de   Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste****tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste****ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo****Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste   Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain****Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain****Yeh to unke bache hee asay hain,****Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.   Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na"   zindagi zinda dili ka naam hai murda dil khaaq jia karte hain. ... kia nizah ki taqlifoon main maza jab moat na aae jawani main kia lutf janaza uthne ka her kam pe jab matam na ho   Missed call to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he, Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.   Ae dil unki yaad mein rona fizul hai, ansu anmol hai, inko khona fizul hai, Rote uske liye hain jo tum pe nisar ho, uske liye kya rona jiske ashiq hazaar hon               Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai. Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai Kaho Na Pyaar Hai Kya mooh dukhta hai Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai Jis din se juda vo humse hue is dil ne dharkna chor diya hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra taaro ne chamkna chor diya Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain... Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite to 11 ve din nahana chahiye Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha..... Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain milne ki to bohat chahat hai par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain Dil torna humari aadat nahi Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chor diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phor diya Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....! Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!! jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye aur unke haath peele ho gaye Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain * vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word) Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate. Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai.... Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh... Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai? Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata hai jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein.... naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein.... Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai, na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!! Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo... Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN" Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain, Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de                   MISS YOU MESSAGES In my life I learned how? 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn?t learn how.. 2 stop Missing You! Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you & I Miss U! I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. Miss U! The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!! I may seldom tell u how special u are, I may not b able to reach u coz we're both busy, but in spite of all, u know u are someone I really miss & care about. hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u. I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you. There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.   ☻A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.  ☻I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.  ☻The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!  ☻KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..  ☻We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!  ☻If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!  ☻When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.  ☻A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.  ☻So many of us either fear tmr or regret yesterday. But I won't fear tmr, if I get 2 b ur fren 4ever, and I don't regret yesterday, coz 1 yesterday, I met u.  ☻There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!  ☻Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!  ☻A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.  ☻Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...  ☻Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...  ☻Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.  ☻As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.  ☻Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...  ☻GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!  ☻If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! ☻A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway ☻Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you can buy them back. ☻Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible. ☻Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye. ☻Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life! ☻A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world. ☻Love is only chatter, it's your friends that really matter. ☻I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send comes with my Lifetime Guarantee. ☻It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship. ☻Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs. ☻Our kind of friendship is like love without wings! ☻Friendship is a sheltering tree. ☻I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends. Each day I tell those Angels, you are my best of friends. ☻Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending. ☻A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. ☻True friends warm the heart, make you laugh, smile...yes, you are a true friend. ☻A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway ☻Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent. ☻I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh..if you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again :-) ☻Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. ☻Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen. ☻The world is round so that friendship may encircle it. ☻Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues. ☻My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life? ☻Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else! ☻I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception. ☻Nostalgia is not what it used to be. ☻Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties! ☻A good movy can make you cry... so can onions. ☻Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office! ☻Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories of many good things. ☻You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend ! ☻A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!! ☻Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value! ☻No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us ☻There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever ☻I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you ☻Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there! ☻Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ... ☻I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!! ☻When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm.... ☻My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old. ☻When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault. ☻who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person ! ☻I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish... when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!! ☻A friend is someone who knows when you need her... ☻A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend. ☻If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands. ☻Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images. ☻All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat. ☻When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella! ☻A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it ☻Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die ☻You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together. ☻Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman ☻Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you. ☻Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold. ☻A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it! ☻My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend. ☻I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why. ☻A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral. ☻Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life. ☻The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy. ☻He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type. ☻I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for. ☻I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital. ☻Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy. ☻Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.  ☻One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!  ☻Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.  ☻A friend is sweet when its new .but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what?  Its sweetest when its you.  ☻A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.  ☻If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.  ☻People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.  ☻If I were to be anything in this world . I’d be ur tears!!! So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!  ☻If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!   ☻A special friend is rare indeed, it beams to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.   ☻They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.  ☻When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your  wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”  ☻Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!  ☻It takes half our life to find true friends  & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.  ☻In my life I learned how 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop remerging u. ☻A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye. ☻Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending. ☻U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!   ☻Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all. ☻A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!! ☻The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down ☻Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy. ☻The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience. ☻If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend! ☻Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!! ☻Nostalgia is not what it used to be. ☻Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office! ☻Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things. ☻You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend ! ☻A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!! ☻Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value! ☻No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us ☻There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever ☻I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you ☻Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there! ☻Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ... ☻I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!! ☻When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm.... ☻My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old. ☻When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault. ☻A friend is someone who knows when you need her... ☻A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend. ☻If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands. ☻Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images. ☻A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it ☻Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die ☻You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together. ☻Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you. ☻Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold. ☻A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it! ☻I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why. ☻The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy. ☻Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy. ☻A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. ☻The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!! ☻KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifices A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U.. ☻We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE! ☻If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! ☻When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u. ☻A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend. ☻There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u! ☻Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart! ☻A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us. ☻Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say... ☻Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you... ☻Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. ☻As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste. ☻Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth... ☻GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!! ☻thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe... ☻True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere. ☻FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!! ☻FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~! ☻If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! ☻FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN... ☻In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ☻I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends. ☻Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control. ☻A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye. ☻The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you. ☻I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again. ☻I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realized tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends. ☻EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U... ☻We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend! ☻A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. ☻The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!! ☻We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE! ☻If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! ☻A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend. ☻There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u! ☻Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart! ☻A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us. ☻Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say... ☻I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha ☻Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you... ☻Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. ☻As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste. ☻Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER. ☻The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :) ☻Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you? ☻If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you. ☻6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND ☻Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U... ☻Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back. ☻A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams... ☻I have seen angels in the sky I have seen snowfall in july I have seen things u only imAgine to see   But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u. ☻There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do. ☻U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my  mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!! ☻How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist. ☻Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go ..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!! ☻ If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u. ☻Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me. ☻If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!! ☻Never say ur happy when ur sad never say ur fine when ur not ok never say u feel good when u feel bad   and never say ur alone when I m still alive. ☻Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!! ☻On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and fink of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish,dat u were here! ☻stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i hope our friendship has no end ☻Although its quite a statement, Well it happens 2 b true. The best friend i ever had, Im glad 2 say its u! ☻Smiles 'n' Tears, Giggles 'n' Laughs, Late nite calls 'n' Cute fotographs, ill b rite here till da day of ma death best friends forever till ma very last breath!! ☻The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i will always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend ☻when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there. ☻i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b apart.i luv u 2 pieces n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me. ☻Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x- ☻The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever. ☻A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend is true. A friend is precious. A friend is u! ☻A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART ☻"In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8." ☻ur a mate wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u ☻A gun can kill some1.fire can burn some1.wind can chill.anger can rage till it tearz u apart.but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart ☻There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d gift of a wonderful friend like d friend dat i have in u! ☻Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u. ☻like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent rite..if hugz were water id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me. ☻R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u! ☻God in heaven God above please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:-) sealed with a kiss.i love my friend whos reading this xx ☻A very special m8 of mine.in my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy smile makes my life feel worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u! ☻Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there! ☻Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite! ☻Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U'll always b my closest friend.u'll b in my heart 2 the very end. ☻Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end! ☻Friends r angels that come from above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n blue remember ill be there for u!   ☻I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing! ☻We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! ! ☻U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number! ☻Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend ☻A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!! ☻The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down ☻Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours, from NOW! ☻Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy. ☻The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologies for any inconvenience. ☻This sms can only be readied by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!! ☻Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down. ☻Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me ☻Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you. ☻Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold. ☻I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I kill you for nothing! ☻When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted. ☻Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too! ☻I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!! ☻Roses are red violins are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo. ☻Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars. ☻Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you? ☻Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found. ☻Umm...your .... ZIP is open... ☻I'm not as dumb as you look. ☻If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought. ☻What do I miss about my wife? Her absence. ☻This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! ☻Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!! ☻Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you! ☻Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay! ☻Life is not easy, and it will never be, but remember you've got friends, and one of them is me! ☻If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend! ☻Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!! ☻There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX. ☻Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends. ☻To find a truly great friend, you have to keep one eye closed - to keep him, two. ☻True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for. ☻Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart. ☻A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway. ☻The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends. ☻A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. ☻I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that. ☻A true friend cares for you if she says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back. ☻Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of 'friends'. ☻True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable. ☻Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. ☻No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship. ☻Life without friendship is like the sky without sun. ☻Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies. ☻Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship -- never. ☻Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each other's minor failings. ☻Life is nothing without friendship. ☻Love is friendship set on fire. ☻Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief. ☻There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart. ☻There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child. ☻20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand ☻A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for this all. ☻Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts! ☻At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before. ☻Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old! ☻Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last. ☻BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again! ☻Birdy birdy in the sky, left a people in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!! ☻Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found. ☻Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! . ☻Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . . ☻Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too ! ☻E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need. ☻Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy. ☻For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?" ☻God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes! ☻God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’! ☻HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!! ☻Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. ☻Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.. ☻How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated? ☻I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing! ☻I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T ☻I am not your type ... I am not inflatable. ☻I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids... ☻I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one! ☻I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils... ☻If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long. ☻If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit. ☻If you really resemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel. ☻Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working! ☻In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! ☻It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!! ☻Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ??? ☻Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number! ☻My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick." ☻My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment... ☻Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it? ☻One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you. ☻Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place. ☻Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed ☻roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you???? ☻roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't... ☻Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand .................. ☻Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not! ☻The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?? ☻The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood ! ☻They dropped your name, can you pick it up ? ☻This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! ☻This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly. ☻This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds." ☻This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!! ☻Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are? ☻We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die." ☻We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!! ☻What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed! ☻When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!! ☻You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance. ☻You are never too blond to learn !!! ☻You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number ☻You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things. ☻You should know what it takes to look this cheap! ☻You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you ☻You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it? ☻You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number ☻You’d better not be a dayfly and not having your day. ☻Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on! ☻It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet! ☻A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! ☻i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg! ☻Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!! ☻Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! ☻Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster ☻A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home ☻At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on ☻The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? ☻i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again ☻When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck! ☻The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die ☻No Boys! No Boys, no Sex. No Sex, no Kids. No Kids, no School. No School, no problems! Why Boys?? ☻After the party - mum, I am not drunk, I can lay on the flour without holding on ☻A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. ☻I love you in the morning, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving ☻No men, no love, No love, no sex, No sex, no children, No children, no school, No school, no homework, No homework, no problems! ☻NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out Disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on Pinocchio’s face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie! ☻What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job still sucks after five years! ☻If you want SEX take a boy and RELAX but don't forget DUREX!!! ☻If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money ☻When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!! ☻Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer. ☻The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ☻If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT ☻When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!! ☻Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there. ☻A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom ☻Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD. ☻The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places. ☻Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!! ☻Love your neighbour, but don't get caught. ☻To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather, I'm glad the day has begun. ☻I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.  ☻When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."  ☻One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?  ☻Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.  ☻A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others  ☻What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.  ☻When god created the men he was only kidding  ☻Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!  ☻Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN  ☻When you harass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.  ☻There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!  ☻If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !  ☻How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*  ☻Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters  ☻Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.  ☻You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!  ☻Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 butterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise  ☻Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !  ☻What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use  ☻Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.  ☻Do you think I can live for another forty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?  ☻Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"  ☻There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.  ☻Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"  ☻Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause." ☻Afrikaans Ek het jou lief ☻Arabic Ohne-buk ☻Burmese Nin ko nga chitde; Chit pa de ☻Cantonese Ngor oi ley ☻Catalan T'estimo ☻Chewa Noi makokonda ☻Dutch Ik hou van je ☻Esperanto Mi amas vin ☻Finnish Minä rakastan sinua ☻French Je t'aime ☻Gaelic Tha gradh agam ort ☻German Ich liebe dich ☻Ancient Greek Se erotao ☻Gujarati Maney tamari satey pyar che ☻Hawaiian Aloha I'a au oe; Aloha au la o'e ☻Hebrew Ani ohev otach ☻Hindi Mai tumaha pyar karta hu ☻Italian Ti amo ☻Japanese Aishite imasu ☻Kurdish Khoshim awée ☻Latin Te amo ☻Lithuanian As tave myliu ☻Persian/Farsi Mahn dousett dasam; Ushegheh-tam ☻Polish Kocham ☻Portugese Eu te amo ☻Romanian Te iubesc ☻Russian Ya tebya lyublyu ☻Serbo-Croatian Volim te; Ljubim te ☻Shona Ndinoluda ☻Spanish Te amo ☻Swedish Jag älskar dig ☻Swiss German I Chaa di Gärn ☻Tagalog Iniibig kita: Mahal kita ☻Thai Phom Rak Khun ☻Tsonga na ku rhandza ☻Tswana Keyagorata ☻Turkish Seni seviyorum ☻Urdu Mi-an aap say piyar karta hun ☻Welsh 'Rwy'n dy garu di ☻Yiddish Ikh hob dikh lib ☻Zulu Ngiya kuthanda ☻You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!  ☻I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...  ☻Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !  ☻I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ... ☻I wish you lots of itching and short arms.  ☻You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!  ☻Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!  ☻If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!! ☻A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!  ☻Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..  ☻Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?  ☻I am born this way, but what is your excuse?  ☻I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !  ☻Some people die. Others become a teacher...  ☻The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.  ☻Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.  ☻If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it !  ☻If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!  ☻When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!  ☻You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.  ☻When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.  ☻Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!  ☻On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!  ☻Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.  ☻Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!  ☻He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.  ☻A woman is a marvelous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.  ☻It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.  ☻I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass ☻Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you? ☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together. ☻What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you. ☻Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ? ☻Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had. ☻You got the style. You got the intelligence and you sure got the body! ☻Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that! ☻If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ... ☻The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell ! ☻Are you free for the rest of your life? ☻I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking? ☻If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together! ☻Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart! ☻Your daddy must be a terrorist because you are DA BOMB! ☻Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again? ☻It must have been a rainy day when you were born. Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel! ☻I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend! ☻If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby ☻In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream. ☻Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken. ☻God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. * ☻Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back... ☻Oh right then! Straight to the point! I want you right here, right now!   ☻It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?  ☻Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !  ☻You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!  ☻You're eyes are soft en tender, as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!  ☻There are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!!  ☻I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.  ☻Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....  ☻Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now ...  ☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.  ☻I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you  ☻I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!  ☻You can fall from a mountain, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, is to fall in love with me.  ☻If flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you  ☻Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.  ☻Don't listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!  ☻If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS  ☻If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich!  ☻Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!  ☻Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.  ☻Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!  ☻If I was a fly, I would fly to you now... but I'm not so I need to stay home and cry!  ☻Since I met you people are wonders and live is a big party...  ☻What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you  ☻If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.  ☻At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you...  ☻Life is much brighter with you around !  ☻Don't let your mind rule over your heart.  ☻You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree ... but the best way is to fall in love with ME  ☻If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...  ☻Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!  ☻Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.  ☻If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever .......  ☻I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me. ☻It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel...! ☻The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell ! ☻Where ever you're going, I'm going your way ! ☻Are you free for the rest of your life? ☻If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ? ☻During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!! ☻I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love! ☻Love is...looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!! ☻Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them. ☻I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it. ☻I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ??? ☻I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking? ☻If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together! ☻Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart! ☻Your daddy must be a terrorist 'cus you're DA BOMB! ☻Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again? ☻I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend! ☻Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you. ☻Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I ... I dream of you. ☻If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby ☻If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself. ☻Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me . ☻In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream. ☻Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken. ☻Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't! ☻I saw you at a distance but you never approached, but that what did never happen, never passes! ☻If love is blind, how will she find me ? ☻Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not! ☻The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer. ☻Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!! ☻There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing ... are you sad and crying, you can borrow him. ☻I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights....but you I love more ! ☻I would have answered your letter sooner but you did not write me one. ☻I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back. . Nice Ass!!!!!!! ☻I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead ☻Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation. a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration? ☻I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse! Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply! ☻I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins! ☻Of all the babes ur my selection. please dont giv me a rejection. my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection! ☻If your right leg was thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?   Brought to u By:   Imran Calling Card & Aziz Net Caffe Hassan Road Mandar Chowk Jaranwala-----Mobile #:92+300-6539004

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