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TATU, A POP GROUP KNOWN FOR ITS VULGARITY AND INAPPROPRIATE LESBIAN AFFECTION, WERE LAST SEEN AT THE MTV AWARDS, WHERE THEY MADE AN UPROAR. oNE BYSTANDER SAYS " i COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. LESBIANS. THOUSANDS OF THEM, ALL SCREAMING 'NOT GONNA GET US'. iT MADE ME EXTREMELY HOR--- I MEAN HORRIFFIED!" THE ONLY THINGS THEY'LL BE SAYING IS THEY BETTER NOT GET US, AFTER THIS OBSENE VULGAR PERFORMANCE. THE PUBLIC IS IN SHOCK! ~ Ima H. Omophobic, Hate Everyone Weekly