The Land of the Wookies

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Us Wookies like to roam the forest looking for treasure.  We also like eating Buffalo Wings, Buffalo Burgers, spaghetti, and Ramen Noodles.  We also have contests to see who is the fastest runner, and best fighter.  The winner gets to be King Wookie until the next contest.  I have been King longer than anyone else.  Right now I am the best wookie fighter, and have been for 30 years.  I hope I am still King at the end of the next contest. 

Some of our enemies are Yoda, who used to be our friend, The Shaven Wookie, and that's about it.

Our friends are Obi-Wan Kenobi, Mace Windue, and many more Jedi's.  Darth Vador is another one of our friends, so we try to remain neutral in the war.



Meet the Wookies!

 Me (Michael) King of Wookies, taking the oath of the King.  The Head of the Council would give me the oath, and I repeated it.  The Head of the Council is Chewbacca.

 My dear friend Chewbacca in a secret prison on Tatooine.  Yoda sent us this picture, and we are still trying to find out where this prison is.

 Here is Chewbacca before Yoda imprisoned him after the war ended.  A new war will start if Yoda does not release him.

 The Wookie Council (They vote on new laws, and if I sign them it becomes a law.  They also are the judges in the contest.) One is missing in this picture.  Chewbacca was the head of the Council, and since there was eight, if there was a tie then Chewbacca would think a couple days, and cast the deciding vote.  Sometimes he changed his vote, and sometimes he didn't.

 Here is a movie that never came out, because you see Walt Disney Pictures asked Chewbacca to be in one of their movie's for his heroic efforts in the war. The Wookie Council, and me would get 70% of the profit for the movie to help us do our jobs as leaders.  Then Yoda captured Chewbacca, and I tried getting a replacement, but I couldn't find one.  The whole deal fell apart.  We must get Chewbacca back!  He is a great Wookie leader.

 


 

 

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