Welcome to the Land of the Wookie's!  I am Michael the King Wookie!  You may call me Michael.  We are in desparate trouble.  My dear friend Chewbaca is being held prisoner.  He is on the planet Tatooine.  An evil Jedi is holding him there.  Most Jedi's are good, but one pretends to be good.  It may surprise you at the name.  He is a great Jedi Master.  His name?  Yoda!  Yoda will be tough to beat, so we must all unite, and stop him!  Before it's too late.