1. You go to the official website, and click refresh continuasly untill you hear Elijah Wood's or Orlando Bloom's voice on the front page
2. You freak out at anyone who disses Lord of the Rings
3. You become best friends with anyone who even mentions something good about LOTR
4. You have memorized almost/all the elvish lines in the movies
5. You have memoried everyones lines, down to their facial expressions
6. You have seen ALL the LOTR movies (yes, even ROTK) more than 3 times
7. You call your wedding ring/gold ring of some kind your "precious"
8. Middle Earth actually exists to you
9. At Halloween, when you dressed up as one of the Nazguls, when someone misstook you for "death" or "the grim reaper" you told them off, and told them a summery of all three books in less than five minutes, while eating your candy on their door step
10. You go to this website
11. You wear a plastic gold ring from the board game around your neck all the time
I Hope you all liked that! If you said yes to any one of the above, you are obsessed!