Welcome, friends and enemies alike.
I see that you have been lured into my evil domain. Excellent. Yes, I could use you. So, how do you like my lair? Is it dark enough for you? Now let me tell you this, you think that you will escape from here alive, and you are probably right there, but you aren't going to escape without some serious psychological damage. So if you are feeling a little funny in the head, and feel like killing something, why don't you just give in to your urges? They're natural, we all have them. Even God (damn those train wrecks) You see? We NEED to let go of some of our anger. So I challenge you. Today, I want you to go home, bite 3 innocent people, and one that wasn't, kick a sibling (or if you are an only child, a good friend) in the shins, eat some chocolate cake that wasn't yours, threaten to hurt 5 people, threaten and THEN hurt 2 more, laugh in someones face, but a couple of fingers (whether they are your own or anothers I care not) write a love letter then voodoo it, and do anything else even vaguely evil that you can think of. When you are done, report back to me, via msg. Now fly my pretties, FLY! Wreck havoc on the mortal world.
