NEW! Bearded Woman, Guildford
This is dark.
There is a woman in Guildford with a full beard. She also wears bright pink lipstick, and has a huge leapord skin style coat. There's no charge for going to see this exhibit, it can usually be found on the High St, or outside the Royal Grammar School. I've seen her loads of times, but am too scared to get close.
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NEW! Skin Head, Leatherhead
Not sure what is real name is but he always hangs out at leatherhead train station.big bolke in his 30's/40's bald head dressed in denim. (no, it's not me - Ed) he starts ramdomly shouting at everything, trains, people birds on the line every thing. I remember once siting wiating for a train he was there and just randomly stomped up to this woman and yelled "do you want some love,do yer"? the woman just got on the first train that came along. i am not sure if hes on drugs, just angry or just not right in the head, i personaly havent got the guts to go upand ask him.
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Trolly Man, Leatherhead
Some odd ball coustomer that turns up at tescos allways on a thursday night. tall late 30s /40s,thick glasses, wears a long brown coat and carries and old ladys tartern basket on wheels. He always can  be seen muttering to him self before some ones near him then he lets out at rousing "FUCKING TROLLY STAY STILL". Also likes to wander up behind workers and yell "GOOOD EVENING!!!!" scaring the shit out of them in the process. He approached me once asking if we had any pies in the back . I told him no, to which he replided "fucking country always out of pies were gonna have to start growing our own soon ". He does this to every one working at night before wandering off talking to himself. I think he works for some help the old care group, poor bastards must have an hart attack hes around  
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Crazy Steve, Leatherhead, surrey
Once again from that isane assylum called leatherhead ***** theres this trolly pusher called steve who quite rightly scares the bejesus out of me. He never talks but just stares at you and at first you nod to him with an "alright mate" nothing. you can feel him stareing at you while you are eating your lunch .iam told even if he has a 7am shift he will turn up at 3am in the mornig and sit on a bench out side till 7. I can back this up cos i use to work at the bakery at 4am and see him there .Now this is what scares the shit out of me : one day i was on the bog and heard the locker room door open and this shuffling sound .. it was him in his floresent long coat . Arfter i finished i flushed the loo and opened to door only to find him standing right out side the door stareing i promly told him to fuck off and darted out of there! sorry for the length of the story.
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Jimmy, Leatherhead
I've got some more from my *****. I swear to christ i am not makeing any of these people up! A few years ago we had a young lad called jimmy working here. Much like starlin nice lad he was heavily in to martial arts , and i think he is one of the top rated young martial artists in england . Like i said nice lad but you really did not want to mess with him . on his first few days starting he was supended when he started on his manager saying someing to the effect of "i am going to kick your f**king headin you c*nt!!" The thing is he would come up to you on the shop floor and say stuff like "i dont answer phones cos the mafia my be on the other end" .Once he stared on some chavs, who took th piss out of him so he brandished i think was a knife or some thing on the shop floor! dam near shat my self cos i was near by.best of all he jumped out in front of  a delivery lorry, in the back yard . the guy on yard duty at the time just managed to pull him a side yelling " you bloody twat what the fuck are you doing?" jimmy replied "you never know when the moive cameras are watching" he was sacked after that.
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Paul, Leatherhead
This guy's is an absolute legend. he works at my local ***** on my department , big bloke comeplety hamless and always has an vacant gaze in is out of place eyes. To be fair hes a bit backwards but ive been told that he was sacked from epsom sainsburys for a few things like :
1.gragbed a woman by the arm and dragged her around to a product she wanted.
2.was done for stalking a check out girl by following her home at night
3.best of all he was told by his mangaer to tuck his shirt in on the shop floor so what he does is drop his trousers in full view of horrified shoppers and crams his shirt in to his pants!
Most of the guys at work steal is little red kneeling mat which then he goes ape shit and chase you around the warehouse .as i said a legend.
ive got a few more who work ther i'll tell you some time..

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