Two Fruits in the Sukka | Deep thoughts from deep in the sukka

Just so everyone knows, all dates on the Haiku Blog are approximate. Sometimes I do not really know exactly which day it is and, just to be honest about it, I don't really care too much either. I will say, though, that they are pretty close.

22 July 2007
Haiku About Tammy Faye Bakker Messer

Tammy Faye of God,
Apostle to the gay world.
Camp evangelist.

Tammy Faye of God,
You knew Jesus loved us too.
Everyone, in fact.
Tammy, thou of heavy eyes
Rest in peace now that you’re through.

22 July 2007
The Heaven is Grand Haiku

First, Dear Bev. And now,
Tammy Faye has gone away.
Heaven must be grand!

4 July 2007
Praying For Enemies Haiku

Pray for the one who hurts you.
The most difficult
Might become the dearest one.

4 July 2007
Fourth of July Haiku

Oh. It's the fourth of July.
I almost forgot.
What am I supposed to do?

26 May 2007
Haiku About Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie O'Donnell
She's a big fat dyke like me.
But not as pretty
As Elizabeth Ache Bee
That's why people don't like her.

9 May 2007
Walking Tall Haiku

Skinny neck, wide ass,
Pear shaped bird on wobbly webs,
Patting down the ground,
Walking tall in the tall grass.
Unlikely ballerina.

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15 April 2007
Psalm 24

Open wide the gate...
Everyone, lift them up high!
Do not fear, be brave.
The King of Glory will come in,
Your heart, your all, He will save!

4 April 2007
A Haiku for His Grace

Lord Akinola
Is the Anglilcana king.
Load of crapola.

3 April 2007
Haiku From a Long Time Ago

Exiled from the fight.
Tears of salt and bitterness
Night after night. why?

20 March 2007
The Miracle At Camp Allen Haiku

At Navasota,
The miracle of the spine.
Who would 'a thunk it?

18 or 19 March 2007
The Haiku Of My Brilliant Cousin

I feel like such an IDIOT…
I woke up in the middle of the night and realized how FREAKING clever my cousin Amy is!
She’s such a subtle little genius that I just about missed it.

In writing to request more haiku, Cousin Amy (who is my real cousin) wrote a reverse haiku. Instead of being 5-7-5, it is 7-5-7. Very, very, clever. I didn’t even see it until the dream world revealed it!

Here it is:
Or, should I say lookie here:

i click on haiku in hope
is there a new one?
but she has not posted yet

It is not very often that I get one put over on me like this. Go Amy!

Now… If I can get back to sleep.

23 February 2007
The We Love You Anyway Haiku

Kate, O Kate, O Kate…
The Church was counting on you!
What were you thinking?

23 February
The Don't Have Time Haiku

Don't have time to post.
Yet another haiku down,
That's it for me now.

10 January 2007
Appearances Can Be Deceiving Haiku

Bitter waters flow
Sparkly, gently, prettily...
Bitter just the same.

9 January 2007
The Electric Bill Tri-Haiku

I am still cold. Yet,
My got dang electric bill,
Is out of control.

Astronomical!
And it goes up every month.
Fine for Michael Dell.

But, for li'l ol'e me?
Two hunnerd and forty bucks,
That's just too damn much.

8 February 2007
Primates Meeting Haiku

Anglican bishops
Meeting in Tanzania
Scattering the flock.
Who cares, ye giants? Who cares?
Not hungry babies dying.

7 February 2006
Another Meeting, Another Haiku

What small hope is left?
Earth cries, baby dies, look away…
Bishops meet again.

6 February 2006
Episcopal Church Haiku

Episcopal Church,
A sacramental mikva
Or verbal blood bath?

5 February 2007
Pouty Lip Haiku

Full, plump, lips for me.
I just saw it on t. v.
Still, I do not care.

25 January 2007
The Happy Haiku

What makes happy Haiku?
Bunnies, frogs, and trees?
What does happy mean?
Conscience clear, mind unaware;
I dare not see complicity.

Insomnia Haiku
24 January 2007

Night falls fast and sure.
Sleep, elusive, none.
Come bright morning Sun.

The Haiku For Today

Wednesday, Jan 24, 2007

Loved into wholeness.
Scapegoated into exile.
Anilation.

The Episcopal Haiku For Today

Tuesday, Jan 23, 2007

EDOT sure does suck.
I have been oppressed enough.
Out, out, out damn DOT.