This is a plan that I have, which is mine, and I thought of it, and it is my plan, which is mine. Here is my plan:
People who never do anything on the weekends or ever, be that partying, getting action or other "fun" activities, should start a club. A club of doom, that will involve much clubbing. We will go around finding all the people who do things and club them, so that they will all be afraid to do anything ever again and then we can go back to doing nothing and everybody else will also be doing nothing and so we can laugh at them for being losers just like us. The jerks had it coming for not even inviting us, right? Bastards.
You may say, "But Lindsay, that means that we will be doing something!" Not so! We will probably never end up doing anything after forming such a club, which will result in doing nothing. Nothing is what we were doing already, so no effort will be spent.
Friends don't let friends have fun.
