Rules
(Note: these arn't intended to be funny)
1. Though shant not be reading this book if you are A. not a hobo B.Taking this seriously C.Dead
2. Always have your computer run on toxic waste
3. In Roblox you must have aquired the Moldy Banana hat (If it only existed)
4. Must steal your neighbors internet connection for your computer that runs on toxic waste
5. You must have a awesome beard
6. Don't ever get drunk, you will not find your way out of any stray paper bags
7. STAY AWAY FROM STRAY PAPER BAGS
8. Always keep a rubber chicken handy, you never know when your gonna need to mug your next victim
9. Your victims must always be within arms reach before mugged.
10. Don't go to the bathroom, ever.
11. Don't read this in brail
12. Never trust spell check, it says that brail is spelled wrong and it won't give me the right way to spell it
13. Laugh at any of these jokes and you die
14. Food must have mold on them when eaten
16. If you can count, your expelled
15. speling is fer loosers
17. CardboardMan does exist
18. Disobey any of these rules and CardboardMan will kill you
19. www.icanhascheezburger.com or one other lolcat website must be bookmarked
20. You must revere Telamon and Clockwork (Roblox admins)
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