Reasons to beat Adrian
1.He's a Ginger Prick
2.He played the violin aaages ago
3.Annyoing noises, and I quote "cookie, cookie"
4.He always used to go to school with his mum, as he kept crying
5.He is a lying bastard
6.JULY 1ST!!!
7.He's a bitch
8.He isn't two faced, not even three faced, but quadrupal faced
9.Abnormaly big head
10.Very, very weak
11.Cried on a bouncy castle for 20 mins, after getting beat up
12.His fringe is fucked
13.Ill for weeks from 3 softmints
14.He wiped dust from his feet after we told him not to
15.Shattered Tree
16.Jumped in Urinal
17.Cried when failed violin exam
18.Spends life on PC with shit all to show for it
19.Bums Pok?mon
20.His mum is like 700 years old
21.Bums Limpy
22.Said he was going to batter Harry, but he didn't
23.Thinks he's God
24.Shit phone
25.Never puts it away
26.Scared to drink an alcoholic beverage
27.Shit ringtones
28.Boff in Science
29.Smells of cat piss
30.Thinks he is 8 stone, when he is 4
31.Crap at everything
32.Cries too much
33.Does all the work in I.T.
34.Bums Manga
35.FOUND TUBGIRL!!
36.Found Midgit Porn!!
37.Had Tubgirl in favourites
38.Shit at flash
39.Stands out in a crowd
40.Puff
41.Gay
42.Found mums tampon collection
43.Seen his dad with piles
44.Says he' good at sports, he's shit
45.Twat
46.Hung up on Tom!
47.Mates send him flash films, and he says that he made them
48.Always whines and moans
49.Bullshitter - Bull - Shitter
50.Anorexic
51.No mates
52.Shoes got stole and he cried
53.Never had a girlfriend
54.Has fake girlfriends
55.Has no pubes
56.Has sex with his mum
57.Takes abuse
58.Scared to fight back
59.Didn't go to the cinema
60.Shit reasons/excuses
61.All of the pictures of him
62.Stole his science book, drew in it, gave it him back, and he nearly cired
63.Gilf
64.Obsessed with poo and arses
65.He is getting ripped off
66.Always cheats on games
67.Many say he has a little dick!
68.Mrs Averres camel toe
69.Sick minded (now there's nothing wrong with that, but he takes it OTT)
70.Takes everything too far
71.Everyone has that picture of him
72.Talks too fast
73. Blackmailed John
74.The cornhole clutch