lifeoffoamy

Ok So last night I have this dream.....

Mikaylas Mom takes victor malik and of course Mikayla to the mall,While my nan at the same time decides the same thing...{to take me,that is}..

so we end up walikng through Mic-Mac and all of a sudden,my nan just runs away..like she littarally RUNS AWAY.so im like wth? so i start walking and I spot Mikayla and malik walking near the fountain,so I go follow them ,and say ''hey guys whats up?'' and mikayla go's ''heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy Foamy'' ,malik says ''yo yo yo whats up foo?'' I said are you guys ok? malik says 'nah,foo,mikaylas mom done gone and aran away''...I looked at them and smiled.''no kidding,my nan did the same thing'' mikayla said ''OMG'SH that is so weird maybe they went and ran to each other!!!'' I looked at them and said...''yeeeeaaaahhhh'' malik gos what the heckz aw we gonna doooo?'' I had no idea,I look at malik and say ''1st off,stop talking like that,2nd, wheres Dictor????'''  mikayla pointed to the fountain.---->

Victor was jumping in and out of the fountain like a retarted monkey. mikayla was all like''securitys gonna come soon!'' but befor she could finish mall cops were everywhere coming towards victors premises, malik said ''aw snap dawg its da 5-oh popo!!''so me mikayla malik and victor started running up and down the escalators..OMG it felt like we were in some kind of spy video game world,we had to crouch and sneak past every single guard in the mall,and trust me it seemed like every single person that worked there was a mall cop,anyway,every single time we got caught,they would use this walkie talkie and say something stupid like ''we have caught the perps red handed on the located premises of the charlie 42 scene of the ajustments'' and id look at mikayla and say ''what the hell''?so we were sneaking around,and when i decided to pick up a stapler gun i found i creepy voice ACCTUALLY said ''stapler gun-has been added to your inventory'' victor said ''awwwww i wanted i stapler gun!!!!!''' i had to smack him upside his head and say ''howd you like to be strangled with a coat hanger?'' he said...''nah'' so we start crawling through toys R us and while we're all hiding in a pile of Stuffies i take out the staple gun,and a voice says ''you have selected *stapler gun*'' Mikayla picked up a little moose stuffie and shoved it in her pocket,the sam voice said ''you have stolen *plush moose*'' mikayla hissed ''Shhhhhhhhhh!!!someone will hear you.'' I had enough i told the voice to shut up,hugged malik,kissed mikayla {it was just a dream} and slapped victor and bolted out of the pile shooting my stapler gun at mall cops every where..the weirdest part was that everytime i shot some one in the arm the voice would say ''50 points!''   if it was the head it would say ''head shot''  if i got 3 head shots it would say ''mall cop 67 elimenated.'' i was starting too like the creepy little voice until it said ''out of ammo''! i said ''awww cmon!!!!'' the mall cops started crawling toward me with wounded legs as mikayla grabbed a loaded paint ball gun from the shelf and through it at me. i grabbed it and by the time i was done shooting everyone,youd think someone hired the staff to paint the whole place rainbow......it was a mess but once again ''out of ammo'' i looked at mikayla and malik and said ''lets go befor they come back!!'' dictor cried ''what about me???''

i said ''fiiiine but you have to behave yourself.'' he said ''im not a baby!!!'' malik and mikayla at the same time said ''sometimes we wonder'' we started running when i had to stop..and look at the new store ''when the heck did this mall get a starbucks??'' i had to stop for a sec i started puring myself a frappachino esspresso and i said to the man ,''sir how much is it for a small?'' he said $2.so i said ''really? that awsome!''   so i pay 4 it @ the counter and he says ''will that be all?'' i said ''yeah yeah heres your money now i g2g run away from mall cops with my friends'' he said ''bye then!!'' i said ''wait! do i get the chocolait cremieness with that?'' he said ''no'' but he poured it in anyway. so me and mikayla start running up the secalato while victor and malik go down, and we have to hide in a coat rack...i said to mikayla ''sorry about that back in the toys R us...i didnt know what i was thinking''   she said ''its ok,its only a dream'' i said ''what????'' she said 'its just a dr'eam'' i was really confused. i said ''so you mean---AWWW DAMN IT'' she said ''whats wrong''? i said ''this mean i STILL HAVENT KISSED A GIRL YET!!...poop'' she said ''whatever,I DID'' i said thats cold'' so i thought id make the best of it i picked up another stapler gun and ran into the middle of the place stole some slusshies and drank them all a voice said''you have retrieved slusshie barin freeze power!'' i was really stern about that  voice,so i look around and found this midget behind a curtain speaking into a mike.. he said ''pay no attention to the man behind the curtain'' i said ''what the frigg is this the wizard of Oz?'' i grabbed onto him and through him into the fountain...my nan ran back around the corner and yelled ''MATTHEW IM NEVER TAKING YOU TO THE MALL AGAIN!'' and i said ''wait its not my fault its all dictors fault!'' she said ''ok.''

so i wasnt in trouble but when we left i said  ''I REALLY HAVE TO PEE'' she said ''then hurry up and go pee'' i said ''i cant!this is only a dream and if i pee,ill wet the bed!!!! '' she said ''this isnt a dream!''  i said ''what?'' she said ''this isnt a dream'' i thought there was only one way to find out,so i smacked this random old lady walking by,and she pulled out her brass knuckles and punched me in the mouth,then sprayed me in the eyes with pepper spray. i said ''ya this is a dream''

And thats when I woke up.              BY: Foamy

               FIN                               Dreamt BY: Foamy

one night i fell asleep and had a dream....

ok so everyone,get this,i get my lazy butt up and get ready for school ok? and i did like so many things, 1)i got out of bed       2) i walked to the bathroom   3) i took a....''drizzle''.   4)i got in the shower    and 5) i passed out....

dude! thats like 5 freakin things in less than i minute!...unbeliveable.so anyway as im waking up {from being passed out) in the shower with ice cold water running down my friggen back...so i jump out,turn everything off yadda yadda yadda .....and i walk to the kitchen and i catch ronnie farting in my cereal....so i say,why are you farting in my cereal? and he says...''JUST EAT IT!!!'' so i eat it,and it tasted not too bad,so anyway..AGAIN,i go to the spare room and grab my hamster....dont ask why i just did....but when i went to grab him...his fur was green...and i mean he was GREEN.....so w/e right?,i do my thing go to school ,as im walking to the bus stop, i trip over a funkin' giraffe...lik WTH? A GIRAFFE...i think i might have acctually crapped myself,but dont mind that,i run to the bus stop screaming like H*ll and i get to robins donuts* and just as im supposed to cross the road,i hear a scream. i run to the stop,and see malik. malik screamed! he saw MAX AND DAKOTA SMOOCHIN' IT UP!!!!!!! like OMFGSHWTFHITILMFAO!!!!!!!!!!  {o my friggen gosh what the freaken hell i think i laughed my freaken @$$ off!}....so truth be told i peek out by the lake and whos kissin' besides max and dakota??????(noone).......malik and I RUN on the bus...like who acctually RUNS on the bus?.....i was sleepy but seeing somethin like that would DEFINETLY jumpstart my day! ......so i get to school  and we all sit down   {OH B.T.W,   M.B is still in my pocket this whole time safe and sound}  the teacher look s like shes havin a funking seizure,frothing from the mouth,all that!so after she started bleeding from the ears all the kids  went to call an ambulance....or ditch school something like that........so anyway,malik heaven and i run out the doors,we  crawl through the window of some building and end up in some kind of filthy bathroom.....i turn around and BOO! victor jumps out from behind a curtain,so i only did the natrual thing i could and punched him in the face.........mikayla was also there,as well as devin....and jade......and samantha..

so the group says CAN WE JOIN YOU?!?!?im still getting over how sore my knuckles are from punching dictor in the face  {witch BTW he will hear from my attorney.}........anyway....i like saying that ANYWAY!!!!hahahahahah ok so...''anyway''we start opening the door and i got to tell you i wanted to kill this door because the second dictor touched it : ''CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK'' like OKAY THEN!.so anyway we started walking down this creepy hallway,like it is all TWISTED UP...,so ya.....we start walking and all of a sudden  dictor and heaven just RAN AWAY....like they just RAN....TOGETHER!so w/e,we're walking and walking and all of a sudden devin throws up..malik says ewwwwww yo!mikayla just keeps walking....kay?so we keep walking and all of a sudden M.B pokes out of my pocket and looks right at me.only he isnt green anymore....cool i guess .so we walk and go through this door.and {some of you may not know who this is} the wayans bros pop out of no where with a crap load of water baloons and just start throwing them at us.....well devin...CMON! i had to use SOMEONE as a human shield!so once we escape... i start sprinting sown this hallway with malik and samantha.......mikayla and devin just sit there smoochin it up. so we end up in this really hot place..AND I MEAN HOT!the funking floors were made of hot scolding lava!so i jump to some kind of platform and samantha and malik just run into this dark closet.to hide that is![perves] so guess what? im sitting in a room all by my freaking self and guess what else????!!?!?!?!!? THE FLOOR IS ABOUT TO MELT MY FUNKING TOES OFF! so what do i do?i throw M.B over to safety and he nibbles on some kind of rope and poof! a bunch of lava proof platforms pop out of nowhere,so i jump on them......wth? i think this is from zelda but i dont know.just as i step foot on this platform it gets all jiggily and i fall through.....grrrrrr.and who do i land on but heaven and dictor smoochin it up!!!!!...WTFH? i cant  believe it!but ok.....i wouldnt be suprised if i walked in on malik    ''''na na na na na na na....na na na na na na,gettin jiggy with it....''so the stop..after about 10 minutes and M.B falls from the jiggly platform and lands on my head....lucky.so all 4 of us start walking and we slip...LIKE WTH? wasnt the floor just made of lava?!?!?! NO NOW ITS MADE OF ICE.i hate my dreams.so  as we start sliding getting the hang of it...fricken mario from mario 64 jumps out of no where and picks me up......so he runs flis kills a goomba ect....and while we're in the air he stops on  this lane of snowy mountains.he puts me down  on one and starts taking a leak all over the place.and i look at a road sign that says NEW BRUNSWICK...like youve gotta be funking kidding me! anyway i dont remember that from super mario 64!so i start walking down the mountain made of snow (ya thats original right?)and fall through...ive had enough of falling through things...im gonna end up getting a concussion soon!i fall through and MB pops out of my pocket.get this HES GREEN AGAIN.so i go and try to find my...''peeps'' and all of a sudden i see lucass and wartney run by....how do i know this? i just asked there names! .i catch up to them sand guess what there doing?....trying to beat up mikayla and malik for stealing there peoples! so i jump in and hold down lucass as malik ....''female dog'' slaps him in the face and just as about wartney trys to get her vengance for dein against mikayla mario swoops in and lit her scull on fire...with a nice cartoony fire ball that is......''ouch'' said lucas  ''AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!''' said wartney.so i did the humain thing.and got mario to put the fire out..with his pee...sorry i know thats innapropriate...anyways, after those 2 punks ran away, dictor said awwwww whos gonna beat us up? so i did the generous thing,and strangled him with i coat hanger....and we all lived happily ever after......exept for dictor...

oh and B.T.W : M.B id white again

and thats when i woke up.              BY: Foamy

               FIN                               Dreamt BY: Foamy