After quitting high school...Queef hopped on the road with band after band, picking up a knack for writing lyrical poetics, and finding the friendships of a pack of progressives on the way.

A queen to the core, cunt's life and dreams sprouted out of the sequins and sparkles of her childhood ballet costumes and high school cheerleading uniforms.

Graduating in the depth of her class, cunt moved on to four years of frat parties and drug induced conformity towards the typical American life before slowly happening upon the realization of radical activism and feminism including her tits and her ass.

Prom queen, homecoming queen, spirit queen, sorority sister, and "most likely to be popular"....cunt rose like a Phoenix to the good-girl-gone-bad you see before you today (stuck in the good old days when life seemed simpler).

cunt is presently residing in Chicago and her current interests include: Pan-Pan-Pan, building a community of radicals out East, being shirtless, the smell of bois - all times of day, loud music, desire, dark movies, radical activists & performance artists, rainy days in bed, Johnny Cash, drag queen make-up, clean sheets, gender and making out.

She dislikes: tapas restaurants, shucking corn, social work burn-out, Chicago NOW (long story), the lack of activism in Chicago, "perfection", Governor Bush, corporations stealing the queers (aka: Pride), non-radical thinkers and people that won't say hello to her on the streets.

Pussy Elliot grew up on the east side of Detroit where she was an integral part of the hip-hop/break dancing movement of the 80’s.

A young white boy with blonde hair always followed her around so she taught him a thing or two. He later became known as "Eminem," the misogynist, rich and famous rapper.

Pussy went completely mad knowing that he learned everything he knew from her so she had no choice but to leave her beloved city, Detroit.

Upon moving to Chicago, Pussy began a new life. She began therapy with someone who just happened to be a hardcore-leather-butch-dyke who taught her the therapeutic benefits of sex as a way to achieve personal happiness. Pussy became quite the slut. In fact, it was by sleeping with each member of Lickity Split that brought her here today.

In her words, Lickity Split serves two purposes:
*to “Fight the patriarchal, capitalist society that made a no-good chump like Eminem so filthy rich”
*and, she says with a wink, “to meet more women”

M Diddy started a record label called Fag Boy records (copyright 1996). This business was very profitable and got the big Muff D lots o’money and lots o’ladies. He lived the life of luxury, only he still wasn’t happy.

“What more is there to life than dollars and hos?” he thought to himself.

That’s when it hit him! He wasn’t a corporate asshole out to profit off of bad marketing and bad pop music. He was a Radical fucking Cheerleader!!!

In his 13th year, tragedy struck killing all of his family and leaving him an orphan. Luckily, his grandmother, a very well-to-do Lady from Britain adopted poor little Bates.

At the ripe age of 19 he became the only heir of her estate, leaving him rich and the world at his fingertips.