Area Code - cuz I dial long distance
The Thief - cuz I'm always stealing the ball
The Sheild - cuz i'm always blocking things
Grasshopper - cuz i can jump like one
The Crossing Guard - cuz i'm always crossing people on the Streets.
Bus Driver - cuz i'm always taking kids to school
The Xecutioner - cuz moves kill the D
911 - cuz it always has to be dialed when i do a cross
100% - cuz i never miss a shot
Bannaz Peel - cuz i always make u fall
The X - cuz I'm always crossin em up
The Chef - cuz I'm always shakin and bakin
Complete package - cuz my game includes everything
Full course meal - cuz my game includes everything
Two face - cuz I play good offense and defense
TNT - cuz I explode right to the hoop
The Slot Machine - cuz you can't ever win against me and if you do you've hit jackpot
Captain Hook - cuz i can put in any hook shot
Steel - cuz I can't be penetrated and i can "steal"
The terrorist - cuz I do shocking things
Antitheft - cuz I never get the ball stolen
Grand theft auto - cuz I'm always stealin the ball
007 license to kill - cuz i'm always killin peeps on the court
frost bite - cuz I freez all the playaz on the court
Houdini - cuz my moves aren't real, their magic
ET - cuz my moves are from out of this world
Fast4ward - cuz that's what my handles look like
3d EFX- cuz my moves don't look real
Jaw Jropper - cuz that's what happens to the crowd when i pull a move
The Electric Chair - cuz i leave the D in shock
Poison - cuz i can take the D down like dat
Earthquake - cuz i'll shake u til u fall
Fire Fighter - cuz i put out ppl's fires
24 karat - cuz my game pure
Museum of Natural Skillz - cuz dat's waht i am
Corner Stone - cuz the team can't stand without me
Unshakable - cuz I can't be shaked
Yeti, the unBOMBable snowman - cuz when i'm on the court nobody can drop a bomb on me
the Assistant - cuz i'm always giving assists
Boardless - cuz I always swish
Chili Sauce - cuz i'm hotter than Hot Sauce
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