THAT WAS SO YESTERDAY!!!     PHOTOS

Friday arrived at last and bags were packed in anticipation of a top warm ii outing in glorious sunshine. However, we rapidly found out that the big fella upstairs had other ideas, so with brollies and rain macs a many we eventually set off quick note to DM’s it helps if you bring your money with you the first time you leave home as you’ll find out later in this report. When we actually arrived in Skeggy we made a quick detour and picked Moose up from the train station (Little bird no hair, talks funny) and off to the camp site, quick hello even faster erection blew my chair up and started drinking Deans Beer, what a top fellow you are, and for entertainment we watched with almost disbelief as Dm’s and co tried to erect a new Gazebo with little success until somebody and I think it was me turned the instructions over to show step one. Once this was over we headed off to town by taxi cab, straight in to the ship which this year was Scooter unfriendly?? Strange really as it was full of Scooterists. Several beers later and it was off to the do, the star turn for the evening were The Stranglers, Well one of them at least, I can’t comment too much because I’m no expert but they were poor in my opinion, could it be the acoustics in “the street” I don’t know, the beer was flowing and it was hot but bearable (the temperature not the beer) all in all a good Friday was had by all.

  Saturday morning arrived and Dean was still up from the night before, whilst Davey took on cooking duties and served up a mean breakfast no complaints were to be heard so I indulged myself (thanks Mate) after which I headed of for a shower (yeah right) more like trickle!! And once dressed wandered off in to town to the parts fair, just how many times does a person need to be told not to go in somewhere because it’s shit before it sinks in, we all went in and guess what it was SHIT!!! the shock of it all was almost too much so after Dean and Davey had forced their children to go on some rides on the pier we set off for the Castle for a liquid lunch, major disappointment this as the dancing queen of Skeg wasn’t on and Dunny didn’t get chucked in the pond, Saturday afternoon came and went and we met up later in The Ship to discuss the evenings fravolities some opted to go to the do and others stayed in the pub, I had already decided to stay put and so did several others, those that did go to the do said it was ok, some I spoke to said it was too hot (for a change). Upon return to the campsite we had a little chinwag in Peacock Palace and retired to bed.

  I woke on Sunday to the sounds and vision of people packing and leaving for home, I and some fellow ii were staying for the duration and after what can only be described as a superb breakfast served up by Dean Ramsey we again headed off to the Ship to meet up with the posh people who weren’t camping. We were about to leave to go to the barfly when the heavens opened and we were forced to have another in the Ship, we eventually moved in to town and spent the afternoon in the Beach which was blasted out scooter sounds and we settled for a few sherbets. The afternoon entertainment was topped off by Dave from Ibstock who turned in a stunning performance of dancing outside round his hat and managed to collect a few quid, which he duly turned over to a youngster standing at a bus stop, what a top bloke and what a gesture!!! We eventually departed and went back to our sodden abodes to get changed and once more in to the breach, we headed off to the Ship to meet OAJJ and T, beer was forced upon us again and soon after we were winging our way to the do. We arrived half way through the first act called Blondish, they were belting out a pretty good set and once they had finished we waited for  Absolute Madness who were again reasonable, everyone looked like they were enjoying themselves so they must have been good. The night finished all to early and we said our farewells and departed, Monday arrived and we packed up said our last goodbyes and headed off in to the sunshine.

  Special thanks need to go out to H and Beeb for their company (beeb’s impression of a coma was an oscar winner) Dm’s for driving and for forgetting to bring his wallet out with him (again) Davey for being a complete star, Dean for cooking (and for drinking like a fish and for being gorgeous) Ann for being  totally gorgeous (x10) Me for being me. Tikaboo for being porky (and not Mardy) Jenny for having the sweatiest armpits I’ve ever seen on a female, Mini Tikaboo for being the bestest dancer ever!!, Taxi for being Rude!!!!!!! Spocki for turning up (better late than never) Spy for being a stud (Yawn Yawn) Brady for being you Avt for having the brownest tongue in the world Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dawn for sticking with him (if you can’t beat em EH!!) Oajj for being top banana and taxi driver and and and!! T aka Mum for the love she brings everytime we all meet!!!! Simmo for being a C*** knacker for pretending to be ten bears (you snore??? Not you surely!! Noisy SOD!!) Thommo for trying to drink skeggy dry thommos daughters get special thanks for bringing their dad with em!! ( spy was gutted!!!) Dunny for getting the hump (nuff said) N for having bigger tits than T and Taxi (together) Dawsey for being too noisy (pardon pardon??) Curtis for getting me overexcited, (sorry about the T-shirt babes) and to anyone I’ve missed I’ve obviously done it on purpose!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Jimmy Jazz ii

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