Having only recently re-discovered this rubbish i made almost 4 years ago for some strange reason, probably some orbital alignment bombarding me with nostalgia rays i couldnt bring my self to delete the old stuff. Suffice to say plenty has changed. Being the clever devil i am, all my new additions will be in red for clarity.
Here is the page where you learn about me. By this point your propably thinking "do i want to know him ? i mean his site title is legendary aubergines!". well i can gaurantee that your fears are unfounded. I am not weird like that. well anyway, a little about me here we go:
- To start with there is nothing little about me ! just to clear that up lol
- I am just on six foot tall, so i am quite big (but not too big) considerin i am only 16
- you can guess my age by reading above
- I have short blonde/brown hair n it will probs stay that way because when i suggested dreadlocks to my mam she threatened that i wouldn live if i did.
- deep blue eyes or so i am told. they were just blue the last time i checked
- slim but not anarexic i couldnt be the amount i eat am sure i have a disorder
here is a pic of me from my prom the other day. thats me on the left (obviously)
want to see more pics of me n my m8s ?

rightio, onto more general things
- my fave band is da Red Hot Chilli Peppers, they are well class
- my fave sport was basketball, but no i left scool i cant play much until i go to college, so i have decided to take up marathon sleepin lmao
- my fave things are women, beer, women & beer (generally on a friday
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- my best m8 is patta
- my fave lass is laura, shes gorgeous n a gr8 laff among otha things
- am generally easy goin and up for anythin (within reason patta) so these are not my only interests n w/e but jus the ones i felt needed a mention.
To say i was a little weird feels like an understatement, I must have been so immature but then i was a "schoolie" back then so its probably all normal. Almost everythign written here is now untrue. I have long hair now, well longish. The surfer look. If the Me of now could meet the Me of then, Old me would probably call New me a hippy. My prom was a mess to be honest, and the lass featured in above picture was the main reason. First love lol, we split just before the prom, yet readin this back back now i know some part of me thought it would all work out back then.
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And that is me in a nut shell basically.
I apparently thought that it would be possible to sum up me in 2 paragraphs aswell.