Ok.  I've never actually been asked a question.

I'll come up with a few to get you started.

Q:  I can't get the videos to play

A:  Are you on dialup?  If you are, dialup connections are too slow for streaming video.  I have links to download most of the videos (check the Llama Mama Fan site)  Right click on the link and select "save target as"  and save the file to your hard drive.  These videos play best in Windows Media Player.  While waiting for the file to download, you can always read about Previous Legalos Generations.

A:  Oh, you're NOT on dialup?  Ok.  Ummm, I'm not as good as solving these problems.  There are several factors.  Virus Software, Internet Security Settings, and Java settings all affect the availability to view streaming video.  Try lowering your settings.    Depending on your connection, it could take 1-2 minutes for the streaming video to buffer.  Wait for the play arrow to turn from gray to black, and then push play.  Some people report having to push play a few times to get it going.  If it stops playing in the middle of the video, just push play again after a few seconds, it should keep going.  If that doesn't work, or you can't, then you can also download the file (see previous answer).  95% of all people are able to view these videos. 

Q:  I can't get the sound clips to play

A:  Are you on dialup?  They don't work for dialup.  Yeah, it's a speed thing, again.  Try humming.  I've never had them not work for high speed, but there's always a first.  You do have your speakers turned on, right?   You might need plug-ins.  Java or Macro Flash or something like that.
(hint - if there's a box for a screen, it's a video clip - if there's no screen, just a button bar - it's a sound clip)

Q:  Can your site be viewed with browsers besides Interent Explorer 6.0?

A:  I have no idea, but if you're not using IE, and you're having problems, that could be the problem.
     (Really, I am NOT a web designer.  I've gone a very long way on a very free template.)

Q:  I want a Legacy!  I want an Heiress!  Where can I get one?

A:  The Legacy Challenge   (created by Pinstar - you rock dude!)

Q:  My Sims want to Rock with Llama Mama.  Where can they get Llama Mama shirts?

A:  Check out my Custom Content section.

Q:  Forget "The Heiress" !  I want Burke Marquette!!!  Where can I get more Burke???

A:  I get that a lot.  Fortunately, Burke has his own spinoff reality show.  The Burke Life.

Q:  Where does your custom content in your game come from?

A:  I was afraid you'd ask, I don't really keep track.  I download from many sites.  ModTheSims2, Sims2Sisters, Helaene, and sometimes even The Exchange.  Nearly all the wedding stuff for "The Heiress - The Wedding" came from PronupSims.  

 * Custom items, specific to my game, like the Llama Mama drum set, were made by OydieGirl.  If calling her name from the highest mountain doesn't reach her, drop me a line and I'll see if I can hook you up.

Q:  Who inspired you to write all this?

A:  I've ready many wonderful Legacy stories, but the one that touches and inspires me to take my sims farther and deeper is Qosmic Sims.

Q:  Do you have any Movie Making Tips?

A:   Yes.  Learn how to use Camera Man mode [tab]   Learn how to save camera positions [ctrl + 4-9]  And then set up the camera and don't touch.  Really.  Don't touch your camera, don't move it one little hair while you're filming.  Have you ever seen "The Blair Witch Project"?  Really.  Don't touch your camera. 

Q:  Do you have a mailing list so I can be notified when there are more updates to this story?

A:  Mailing List

Q:  Who ARE You???

A:  A question I've been working on for years.  I'll let you know when I find the answer.

Q:  Your story is awesome.  I want to buy the rights for a million dollars and make "The Heiress - The Movie"  How do I contact you?

A:  Email Me