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Akira, a short-tempered telephone company worker, Jennifer, an emotionally distant director, and their
antisocial daughter
Crystallina are a seemingly normal upper-class family living in the
northwest, but they have a secret, and no matter how many times
Crystallina comes home crying because of the little bastards at school, her parents will never answer questions about her
peculiar anatomy or why her tears freeze as they roll down her
face.
However, when Crystallina decides she'll run away to discover her
new identity, she's in for more than she bargained, landing smack-dab in the
middle of a cliche winter wonderland where a rumored ice demon monarchy
is being seized by a dastardly man
named Roger & His Dastardly Penis. What's more, a servant she has
never met before seems to recognize her and think that her father
is the godamned prince.
Before
this problem can be solved calmly and rationally, she is kidnapped by
Roger himself and finds that he's not such a bad guy. Or is he?
Crystal Palace 2 is a fascinating and clever parody, with everything
that makes a Disney sequel; talking animals, random break-outs of song,
parents that just don't understand, and antagonists that really suck at
lying, but somehow can trick people.
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Like
all great Disney movies, this idea continues on forever. To continue the magic, check out these other great
sequels in the works.
CP3:
Crystallina & Her Electra Complex
CP4:
Oh God!
(pending)
CP5: Akira's Suicide Attempt
CP6: The Return of Roger
CP7: The Anus Family
CP8: The Rock Opera

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CP2 was written solely by me,
but the idea and execution of that idea was a partnership between myself
and friend Kate. In our later movies, CP3 and CP4 so far, we are both
writers.
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This all started with a
fanfiction idea for Paper Mario (2001) about the secret world of the 'Crystal
Palace', with original characters such as the Crystal Prince
(Akira), his personal servant (Cosmo), and the Crystal Queen. For those
of you that know nothing about it (which makes sense because the site is
down), it was about Akira losing everything with the downfall of the monarchy, all based
on his father's horrible decisions.
Throughout
the years, Kate and I liked to talk about and poke fun at it
a lot, and eventually I started using the characters and setting in
parody for a comic involving Paper Mario that I drew as a sophomore in high
school called The
Adventures of Akira and Jennifer. I got to develop my ice prince
(into an effeminate, near-sighted jerk), turn the two of us into a true
partnership, and... somewhere along the lines, create our hybrid
daughter who came to visit us "through a time machine". But
soon, Crystallina was a character we really liked and wanted to toy with
some more, and if we did that, it'd have to be in her own time, when
Akira and I were adults and had obviously developed romantic feelings
and later got married. Since future + daughter of original characters
+ adventure is usually the formula of Disney sequels, we thought it'd be
funny to do something deservingly satirical of Disney since our beloved childhood
favorites like Peter Pan, The Little Mermaid, and Cinderella had all
been grabbed by the ankles and shook for every penny they were
worth.
And so, we have Crystal Palace 2, which could be considered a spin-off
of a spin-off, straying so far from what Paper Mario originally was, or
even what my fanfiction "Crystal Palace" (the first) was
supposed to be like. But... the very fact that this story is an epic
sequel with no beginning is what makes it funny to us. Most of
this plot is not innovative. The father is royalty,
the main character/daughter has to find out her connections, her new
friends are a penguin and a polar bear, and the key to her
identity and strength are within a piece of jewelry she has obliviously
worn for years. But what we believe is creative is the cast's very
acknowledgement that the plot doesn't make any sense, like everyone has
the mind of an adult, but they subconsciously, and against their will,
execute what bad children's animated movies are all about. And even in a
senseless plot, the characters are poignant and blunt with themselves and others, antagonists as
well as protagonists enthusiastically embody their cliche role, and
everyone's behavior stretches sometimes quite a bit past the line of
decency.

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To make it abundantly clear, this was long ago shameless fanfiction of
the 2001 N64 game "Paper Mario". The original Crystal Palace, Shiver Mountain,
and Shiver City are places in this game. Because it's cliche, it might be very easy to sever
ties, change these names (other than Crystal Palace. I mean that's
pretty damn cliche, I think I'm safe), and alter some visual interpretations.
But for the time being, it's not appropriate to call this entirely my
creative property. The concepts I do own are the story (even within
associated settings), the monarchy, Akira, the ellaborated versions of
his mother and father (The Crystal King and Queen), Cosmo, myself
(Jennifer), Crystallina, the Anus Family, the Storekeeper, Roseanne,
Nick, Roger, and everything outside of the Shiver Region.
I also
don't own Disney or aspire for this to become a Disney movie! It's
completely separate and only parody (think Drawn
Together)
and as of now, it has no agenda of even becoming an animated movie. If
it ever does,
we'll cross the copyright bridges when we come to it.
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MARCH 13.2009
There is finally a new website! One
that actually makes sense!
I've been working on
this thing for 2 months, mainly the illustrations. By a special little
turn of events, I was reminded in early January that the Crystal Palace
franchise...
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JUNE
06.2008
Okay, the story section's finally up, all of it, and there's an art
section. Not really that much there, but I hope to get a poster done
eventually...
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APRIL
22.2008
You might be wondering by now, where the hell is the script? Well, I
have the story section set up all ready, it's just the individual pages
that're really annoying... Read
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FEBRUARY
18.2008
Crystal Palace 2 is finished! XD Well, "finished". I wrote all
of it, there are 40 acts... Read
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MARCH 24.2007
I made a new
layout. :3 I thought the other one was just really plain. And I wanted
to include more characters, and the picture I did of me and Akira...
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