Lucindarianism revolves around the cycle of life through the great Chrystalina Vagina of La-Lu.

All life begins and ends within.

The purpose of life is not, as speculated in most religions, to worship La-Lu; but to spend our lives living peacefully and happily. La-Lu exists simply to help us achieve this, and give us a second chance if we should fail.

So as not to impede the achievement of this end, La-Lu asks that we only reflect upon the fact that we are Lucindarian once every lifetime, though her teachings should always be headed.

I leave you to dwell on this, for as La-Lu once said: 'For evry grain of corn we sow, we must also sow one of barley.'