FOTR Quotes

"I amar prestar aen.
The world is changed.
Han mathon ne nen. .
I feel it in the waters.
Han mathon ne chae..
I feel it in the earth.
A han noston ned 'wilith.
I smell it in the air."

~Galadriel

"If you want him, come and claim him!"

~Arwen

"Well, whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace!"

~Frodo Baggins

"I made a promise Mr. Frodo! A promise! 'Don't you leave him, Samwise Gamgee!' And I don't mean to. I don't mean to."

~Samwise Gamgee

"This, my friends, is a Pint!"

"It comes in pints?! I'm getting one!"

~Merry and Pippin

"If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my Sword."

"And my bow"

"And my axe!"

~Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli

"But what about second breakfast?"

"I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip."

"Well, what about elevenses? Luncheon? Dinner, supper? He knows about those, dosen't he?"

"I wouldn't count on it."

~Merry and Pippin

"You need people of intelegance on this mission. Quest. Thing!"

~Pippin

"Fool of a Took!"

~Gandalf

TTT Quotes

"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"

~Legolas

"Those without swords can still die upon one."

~Eowyn

"So it begins"

~Theoden

"Legolas, two already!"

"I'm on seventeen!"

~Legolas and Gimli

"You've forgotten one of the chief characters: Samwise the Brave."

~Frodo

"Final count: 42."

"Not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling like yourself, but I'm sitting pretty on 43!"

LEGOLAS shoots ORC that GIMLI is sitting on. "43!"

"That was already dead!" "It was twitching!" "It was twitching because its got my axe embeded in its nervous system!!"

~Legolas and Gimli (TTT extended)

"It was a dream, Arwen. Nothing more."

~Aragorn

"The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm."

~Pippin

"Le ab-dollen (you're late) And you look terrible.

~Legolas

"The battle for Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle Earth is about to begin."

~Gandalf

"A chance for Faramir, Capitain of Gondor, to show his quality."

~Denethor (TTT extended)

"Hoom!"

~Treebeard

RotK Quotes

"I am no man!"

~Eoywn

"I don't want to be in a battle. But waiting on the edge of one I can't escape is even worse."

~Pippin

"That still only counts as one!"

~Gimli

"Except that you've never done a hard day's work."

~Merry

"You saw my son!"

~Arwen

"Do not mention Frodo, or the Ring. And say nothing of Aragorn, either. In fact, it's better if you don't speak at all, Peregrin Took."

~Gandalf

"That's for Frodo!!!!! That's for the Shire!!!!! AND THAT'S FOR MY OLD GAFFER!!!!!!!!"

~Samwise

The Drinking Song

From FotR

Hey Ho! To the bottle I go

To heal my heart and drown my woe,

The rain may fall and wind may blow

But there still be, many miles to go.

Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain,

and the stream that falls from hill to plain,

But better than rain or a rippling brook

Is a mug of beer inside this Took!

The Drinking Song (2)

From RotK...sung by Merry and Pippin at Edoras

Oh you can search far and wide,

You can drink the whole town dry,

But you'll never find a beer so brown

As the one we drink in our hometown.

You can keep your fancy ales,

You can drink 'em by the flagon!

But the only brew for the Brave and True

Comes from the Green Dragon!

The Steward of Gondor

Written and Sung by Billy Boyd (RotK)

Home is behind, the World ahead.

There are many paths to tread.

Through Shadow

To the edge of Night

Untill the stars are all Alight.

Mist and Shadow,

Cloud and Shade.

Hope shall fail,

All shall fade.

Into the West

By Annie Lennox

Lay down your sweet and weary head.

Night is falling,

You have come to journey's end.

Sleep now---and dream of the Ones who came before.

They are calling---from across a distant shore.

Why do you weep?

What are these tears upon your face?

Soon you will see

All of your fears will pass away.

Safe in my arms,

You're only sleeping.

What can you see

On the horizon?

Why do the white gulls call?

Across the sea

A pale moon rises!

The ships have come to carry you home!

And all will turn to silver glass,

A light on the water,

All Souls pass.

Hope fades

Into the worl of night.

Through shadows falling

Out of memory and time.

Don't say---we have come now to the end!

White shores are calling---You and I will meet again.

And you'll be here in my arms, just sleeping.

What can you see,

On the Horizon?

Why do the white gulls call?

Across the sea, a pale moon rises.

The ships have come to carry you home!

And all will turn to silver glass.

A light on the water.

Grey ships pass

Into the west

Aragorn's Coronation

Et Earello Endorenna utulien. Sinome maruvan ar Hidinyar tenn.

Our of the Great Sea to Middle-earth I am come. In this place will I abide, and my hirs, unot the ending of the World.

"What d'ye say to three shillings...and we forget the name?"

"I'm sorry, it's just such a pretty boat...ship."

"Well then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasly black guts out."

"Sticks and stones, Love. I saved your life, you've saved mine. We're square."

"You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?"

"You've got to find yourself a girl, mate! Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you've already found one, and are otherwise uncapable of wooing said strumpet....You're not a eunuch, are you?!"

"That's very interesting"

"Where does it make berth?! Have you not heard the stories? Capitain Barbosa and his crew of miscreants sail from the dreaded Isla de Meurta. It is an island that cannot be found, except for those who already know where it is."

"Oh so it is that you've found a girl!! Well, if you're planning to brave all, hasten to her rescue and so win fair lady's heart, you're going to have to do it alone mate. I see no profit in it for me."

"Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term."

"Son, I'm Capitan Jack Sparrow, savvy?"

"Now as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance: you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man, or you can't, but Pirate is in your blood boy, so you're going to have to square with that someday. And me for example. I can let you drown. But I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onsies, savvy?"

"Ah, but fortunately, I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking."

"You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates, you're well on your way to becoming one. You sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga...and you're completely obsessed with treasure!"

"When you marooned me on that Godforsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing mate. I'm Capitain Jack Sparrow!"

"Apparently, there's a leak."

"STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!"

"Monkey!!"

"No one, he's no one. A distant cousin of my aunt's..nephew..twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch."

"Welcome to the Caribbean, Love."

"Not just the Spanish Main, Love. The entire ocean! The entire world. Because that's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs. But what a ship is...what the Black Pearl really is...is Freedom!"

"BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE??!!??"

"There'll be no living with her after this."

"A wedding! I love Weddings! Drinks all around!"

"Just hear me out mate. Your men row out to the Dauntless, do what they do best...Then Robert's your uncle, Fannie's your aunt, and there you are with two ships, the makings of your very own fleet. Of course, you'll take the grandest as your flagship, and who's to argue? But what of the Pearl? Name me Capitain, I'll sail under your colors, give you ten per cent of me plunder...and you get to introduce yourelf as Commodore Barbosa, savvy?"

"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man, you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly! It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid."

"Well, I'm actually feeling rather good about all this. I'd say we've reached a very special place. Gramatically? Spiritually? Ecumenically?.....I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that....Elizabeth, it never would have worked between us darling, I'm sorry....Wil...nice hat."

"And reallly bad eggs...drink up me 'hearties, yo ho!"