| This is a twelve step program for people who are addicted to Blue Berry Muffins. Why did I do it? Because when taking the 7th grade TAKS test, I ate 5 or 6 blueberry muffins. Not wanting anyone to do this with blueberry muffins or OTHER foods, I wanted to help. |
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1) We admitted we were powerless to da muffins--that our siet had become unmanageable.
2) Came to beleive that a power thinner than ourselves could restore us to sanity and the average weight for our age.
3) Made a decision to turn our will and our fridgerators over to the care of Weight Watchers as we understood it.
4)Made a searching anf fearless inventory of our pantries.
5)Admitted to Krispy Kreme, ourselves, and another random human being the exact nature of our wrongs. (not to mention the stray cat)
6)Were entirely ready to have Lipo-Sucktion remove all these defects of physique.
7)Humbly asked our psychiatrists to remove our imaginary friends from his office.
8) Made a list of all orphen blueberries we had eaten and becaome willing to make amends to them all....somehow...
9) Made direct amends to such blueberries wherever possible, except when to do so would involve [Censored]
10) Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong, promptly denied it.
11) Sought through Diet and Excericise to improve or respect for baked goods, as we understood them, praying only for good looks and the power to get a guy/girl.
12) Having had a great outcome as a result of these steps, we tried to carry this messege to others and practice these principles every morning at breakfast.
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