There was once a happy time. A time involving small furry animals and chocolate ice-cream sodas.
But then the animals consumed all the sodas, died of obesity, and there was nothing left within the walls of the shell except the dull, utterly blank expanse of the void...and the tattered remains of a small, nameless book.
And nestled deep inside that book was kutu buku. And kutu buku woke up, stretched, gave thanks to the good Lord for another day, put on a decent pair of pants, made a decent cup of peppermint-ginseng tea...
and then she set to work