APG

yo pika so fat it ordered a water bed and got the antlantic ocean

yo pika is so fat it went outside and peeps yelled TAXI!

yo pika is so fat it went on a boat the wailords started 2 sing "we are family!even though your fatter than me!"

yo pika is so fat if you layed on the middle of its belly and rolled over you'd still be in the middlle.

yo pika is so ugly it looked out the windoow and got fined for mooning

yo pika is so old it went to prescool w/ adam and eve

yo pika is so dumb sum1 told it the weather was chilly it ran outside yelling WHERES THE CHILI?!?(i mean,pikapika!)

thats all 4 now

1.they hypnotize(not just in the show)

2. they hypnotize kids into thinking theyre pokemon(i must admit,i pretended i was a seaking in the pool when i liked it)

3.pokeballs.(EWW!)

4.the toys are specially made to get stuck in childrens throats(sooooooo mean)

5.no me kop(pokemon backwards,it means number me 666)

6.it keeps repeating itself.(new characters,new pokemon,new reigion,etc.)

7.they make miltiple copies of the same game(and have different pokemon in each so you must buy them all)

8.the cards are like drugs legal for people under 21.(you keep getting more and more)

9. each game is almost the exact same as the rest(exept those unique ones that arent like any other,sept red resq team)

and,last but not least,

10.they stole fame away from several other games,cards,shows,virtual pets,etc. that deserve fame.(tamagotchi a huge one)

so,those are my reasons.if i thought hard enough,i could write a report on how i hate pokemon.