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one great,peaceful day,i was positive i wouldn't run into crappy pokelovers.but RIGHT when i wake up,a pikachu plushie is right in front of my face.i screamed sooo loud!(ok,i didnt scream,but i was scared like heck.) my sis said that we were going to a pokemon fair!

me:do i HAVE to come?i NEEEEEEEEEED to stay here!PLZPLZPLZ?

i was pleading as if my life depended on it.and it almost did.

mom:but havent you talked about how you wanted to go to one?after all, you can bring your GBASP and pokebattle with other pokelovers!

my mom still had no idea i HATED pokemon now.

me:mom,i...

mom:have to go.now come on!dont forget your games!

me:you mean my tamas and my scissors?

mom:no,dont be silly! no grab all of your games and let's go!

i did as my mom said but gathered no pokegames exept glitchy ones..i got my sonic game,my GBASP,my DS,my 20Q,my tamas,castlevania,my lucky michigan coin in my GBA holder,my crash game,other GBA games,my glitched up blue,my bad egg emerald,and,of course,my scissors.

me:k,im ready!(ready to rip up cards!)

so we drove for about 30 minuites to a pokemon fair where,apparently,you could get a celebi.

weirdo guy:heyy!you look like you could not pay for a celebi!

you have to pay for a flying plant on your game?

weirdo guy:i will clone one for you if you want!

me:you can take that celebi and shove it up your...

other weirdo guy:heyy!wanna trade some cards?

me:sure!what do you have?

other weirdo guy:a charizard,a bubasaur,a...

he counted a deck that was about as strong as mine.

me:i will trade you all of them!

we did.i cut it up.sooooo predictable.

Me:i dont want it anymore.give mine back.

i got it back.

me:y'know,you oughta do something good with your life,like join a sport or quiz team or band or something.

as predicted,he ran crying to his mommy.what a baby.

weirdo guy:sooo, i take it you don't want celebi?

me:NOOOOO DIIIIP!

he ran away to his mommy too.

weirdo announcer guy:attention!attention!if you have pokemon blue,red,green,or yellow,go to the room with blue,red,green,and yellow marks.if you own leafgreen,firered,ruby,saphire,or emerald,go to the leaf and fire marked room.if you own red rescue team,go to the red rescue room.if you own blue rescue team, go to....

he said several different games,but all i cared about was glitching up peoples games.after all his jibberjabber,i grabbed a link cable and began to glitch.

pretty much everyone in the room had to restart and half of them didnt want to play the game anymore. i walked out laughing.

now,onto bad egg emerald.

half of everybody's pokemon were bad eggs and most of those people stopped playing.HAHA!

how wonderful.i turned several people to the light by ruining their previous hobbies.

once again, kutchipachi saves the day.

-ace

"wait,if ace is telling this story,than where is kutchipachi?"

meanwhile,

me:noooo!untie me this instant!

on the desk is my red button,i am tied up by my assistants on a chair.

mimitchi:you cant press the button! imagine what flames you would get!

me:i dont care just let me press the button!

minimimitchi:yes,you can never press that button!

me:but ash,misty,brock,may,and that other girl's pokemon must DIE!!!!!

they taped my mouth shut.

me:mmmm!mmphh!ve botemn!ve botemn!e muphs pwess ve muton!

mimitchi:you want mutton?ok!

they stuff mutton in my mouth.

me:peez!

minimimitchi:you want peas?

me:moooooooooe!

the end