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PLEASE NOTE 'I HAVE ANOTHER WANK AND I HAVE ANOTHER CRY' IS CURRENTLY SOLD OUT SO ANY ORDERS FOR IT WILL BE DESPATCHED AFTER XMAS. IF YOU ARE ORDERING THE ALBUM/ EVERYTHING BUNDLES EVERYTHING ELSE WILL BE DESPATCHED BEFORE XMAS. CHEERS:-)


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Kuntish Christmas
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XMAS 2009 CD-R  200 ltd edition cd-r including 2 brand new tracks and 2 festive favourites. £2.00 each P+P: UK £1.00, rest of world £2.00 UK: REST OF WORLD:	If you want it signed to anyone from Kunt for an Xmas gift please state in the Paypal note. Cheers:-) Tracklist: Kuntish Christmas God's stitches Jesus (baby with a beard) Santa's sack
'I SUCKED OFF A BLOKE' + 2 new songs tour souvenir cd-r cheap as chips 200 ltd edition cd-r including 2 brand new tracks £2.00 each P+P: UK £1.00, rest of world £2.00 UK: REST OF WORLD:	Tracklist: I sucked off a bloke My nob is bigger than your nob That's my erection Michael Jackson tribute

KUNT KATALOGUE XMAS DEAL 1!! ALL 4 CD ALBUMS FOR £20 plus P+P: UK £2.00, rest of world £4.00      UK: REST OF WORLD:
KUNT KATALOGUE XMAS DEAL 2!! ALL 4 CD ALBUMS + DVD - VIVA BAS VEGAS + MEN WITH BEARDS CD EP + SUCKED OFF A BLOKE CD-R + XMAS 2009 CD-R FOR £30 plus P+P: UK £3.00, rest of world £5.00 UK: REST OF WORLD:	ALL THE ABOVE PLUS

NEW ALBUM! - OUT NOW "Here's one I knocked out earlier" CD Album - Comes with full colour 8 page booklet ++ AND FREE DOWNLOAD ALBUM ++ (SEE CD FOR DETAILS) £5.99 each P+P: UK £1.00, rest of world £2.00 UK: REST OF WORLD:

Tracklist: Wank fantasy Cock in a cunt Air hostess Let's have a wank for England For a million pounds Equal opportunities wank Have a wank (acoustic) Heather Mills Pubes advert There's a child molester living in Grays Shaven haven (acoustic) Female referee Rachel Riley The Queen's cunt Kunt and the Gang megamix

MEN WITH BEARDS MULTIMEDIA MAXI CD £2.00 each P+P: UK £1.00, rest of world £2.00 UK: REST OF WORLD:

CD Tracklist: Men with beards (what are they hiding?) Barry didn't do it Gary did do it Men with beards (Beardy weirdy 12" mix) Men with beards (Libel-free radio edit) If you don't like this song you're a fucking cunt Also contains: Men with beards VIDEO Men with beards and b-sides ringtones Wallpapers for computers + mobile phones Men with beards fact file Download Tracklist is different, includes some tracks from free CD2 of "Here's one I knocked out earlier":

"One last wank and one last cry" CD Album - Comes with full colour 8 page booklet £5.99 each P+P: UK £1.00, rest of world £2.00 UK: REST OF WORLD:	Tracklist: Perverts on the internet Chips or tits The birds and the bees I'm gonna lick you out Men with beards (what are they hiding?) A cup of tea Ex-girlfriend Sit down wee The illegal download song You're a pervert Pubes The two finger test One last wank and one last cry
"I have another wank and I have another cry" CD Album - Comes with full colour 8 page booklet £5.99 each P+P: UK £1.00, rest of world £2.00 UK: REST OF WORLD:	Tracklist: Doctor Fox Let's go commando Dee (the oldest groupie) Detox my cock Make sure that she's rank Arranged bride Kunt comfort Fucksticks Gentleman's wash Fred and Rose Young girl Princess Di (I'll wank and I will cry) Shaven haven
"I have a little wank and I have a little cry" CD album - Comes with full colour 8 page booklet £5.99 each P+P: UK £1.00, rest of world £2.00 UK: REST OF WORLD:	Contains 13 Kunt classics: Use my arse as a cunt A semi-on with a drop of pre-cum The worst thing in the world Wanking over a pornographic polaroid                       of an ex-girlfriend who died Soapy Tit Wank Feminine Itch My mum found my wankmags I shit my pants Just can’t get enough Wank the dog Carol Vorderman The bloke up the garage fucked a sheep Have a wank
DVD "VIVA BAS VEGAS - KUNT AND THE GANG LIVE IN BASILDON" NOW ONLY £5.99 P+P: UK £1.00, rest of world £2.00	Contains all the favourites live... 'Fucksticks', 'Use My Arse..' and loads more! Also includes the Youtube hit video for 'Use My Arsehole as a Cunt' and Kunt-aoke, the complete first album as Karaoke tracks. UK: REST OF WORLD:

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Black "Kunt and the Gang: If you don't like it you must have shit in your ears" £10 each P+P: UK 1.50p, rest of world £3.00 UK: REST OF WORLD: don't forget to put your size in paypal note! SIZES: S, M, L, XL, XXL
KEYRING make your keys the envy of the pub with this attractive and versatile 100% plastic (apart from the metal bits) kuntish keyring £2 each. P+P: UK 50p, rest of world £1.00 UK: REST OF WORLD:

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